Lol I can't even be mad at this insane post from the 'other forum'; when even a provincial government joins in on the gaslighting campaign, an otherwise-ignorant hockey fan could be forgiven for believing the hype.
Like there are people in the gambling industry -- high up, well paid, executive level people -- who are so ignorant on what the human body is capable of that they really believe roulette dealers can 'hit' a certain section of a wheel. Crazy, I know. But similarly, some people still believe that Scheifele was supposed to not only realize the puck had gone in the net but come to a complete stop in a timeframe shorter than human reflexes allow; that's why he got four playoff games and a "first time offender" (first time this month?) like Brad Marchand got two regular season games for flagrantly spearing Corey Perry in the nuts 20 seconds after the whistle has blown. Guess which one of those two f***face Parros said wasn't a hockey play?
(names redacted to protect the ignorant)