GDT: Jets vs Ursine beanmongering croutons TSN3 and CJOB @ 6 pm or stream it ye great coelacanth

[kanadalainen]

Yo... as of 7 am, and the board is berefit a GDT, and thus I humbly toss this cobbled offering for all and sundry.
Apologies for the ultra bare bones version, no time to dream up items of interest.

In times of need, an allegory seems to fit the bill. Ergo...

I want to see a clean match.

No shots to the bollocks, no tree stuffing.

Dirty play using orally launched radiation is verboten.

Fancy checking moves may be permitted (and judged for originality).

Finally, a moment of silence for Barron, who may have strained a glute laying down the titanic hit in la Belle Province de petit gars.

Shake hands and come out swinging lads.

Ursine beanmongering croutons

Jets (minus Barron).

We are down a few good players, but I think the lads have another win in them.

Go Jets!

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[Jets 31]

Thanks @kanadalainen , no shots to the bollocks ? You aren't going to want to watch how our Jets are going to fight for the win tonight then.

 

[Jets 31]

Music for tonight, apparently this is a very popular song in Boston but with our Assiniboine and Red rivers we in Winnipeg say hold our beer .

 

[kanadalainen]

Music for bears, canst thou hear'st music gladly?
Or rather shall pucks bounce oft yon heads, delights we in joy.
Why lovest thou rotund furry gut that thee stuffeth not sadly,
Or else receivest thine thick-witted jokes that annoy?
If the true concord of well-tuned players,
Jets’ systems married, do offend thine ursine ear,
They do but sweetly thump thee, with our offense layered
In singleness the D system that thou shouldst bear.
Mark how one string, sweet chordate to another,
Strikes each goal into thine net by mutual ordering,
Resembling rollicking cubs - these silly mothers
Who all in one, one bear-laden losing note do sing:
Whose Bruin’d song of loss with our offense’s smoking gun,
Sings this: 'thou December visit to Beantown wilt win none.'

 

[Jets 31]

And for Luck, our Christina doesn't seem too impressed with Marchand and the Bruins .

 

[tbcwpg]

Boston lost 7-2 to the Sabres on Tuesday, I'd hate to be the team playing against them after that....

 

[Guardian17]

Thanks for the GDT @kanadalainen !

The Jets have a hard time winning in Boston.

Lets change that tonight.

 

[The Blue Baron]

Thank you @kanadalainen

The Boo Boos aren’t what they used to be. Jets should win here!

GO JETS GO

 

[Skidooboy]

actual footage of tonight's game

 

[Jets 31]

Boston lost 7-2 to the Sabres on Tuesday, I'd hate to be the team playing against them after that....

Ya i would think we will have to be ready at the drop of the puck tonight but if we can get out of the 1st tied or up a goal i like our chances. Gotta figure the Bruins didn't like losing to us 8-1 when we played here either.

 

[Adam da bomb]

it seems weird we have 2 players chasing the goal scoring title as well as the top goalie. It seems like if u are a good defensive team you take less offensive risks which keeps goal scoring down, you are also less likely to get pp.

 

[macmaroon]

Thanks @kanadalainen for posting a GDT today on such short notice. @Ludwig Fell Down had originally requested this game, so I don't know what happened. Let's hope these Bruins fall flat on their butts today...

Go Jets Go!

 

[Ludwig Fell Down]

My apologies, @macmaroon and @kandalainen. I got tied up at work last night and was going to post this morning. Nice GDT on short notice.

And remember to celebrate if the Jets win.

 

[bustamente]

A 5 game winning streak sounds better than a 4 game winning streak, also it will keep us at the top

 

[macmaroon]

My apologies, @macmaroon and @kandalainen. I got tied up at work last night and was going to post this morning. Nice GDT on short notice.

And remember to celebrate if the Jets win.

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No worries...

This was me when I got to work...

 

[More Cooley]

They're not THAT smart...should be an easy win

 

[Adam da bomb]

I don’t like Boston’s game thread it’s too respectful of the Jets. I was hoping for they are a bunch of bums.
Boston fans are calling for us to win, calling kc under appreciated, it’s awful.

 

[Huffer]

Boston is still in the playoff race so I don't think they've given up yet (trouncing by the Sabres withstanding).

Hopefully the Jets keep their play up and get another W.

 

[ICdave]

 

[BobTheSolarsystem]

So many offensive bear gifs...!!!

Fkn beanmongers.

 

[Puckatron 3000]

Dirty play using orally launched radiation is verboten.

Someone should make sure Marchand gets the memo on this.

 

[jokesondee]

Hoping the Bruins have a shitty performance tonight

 

[sipowicz]

Wouldn't be a bad game to get Lambert or little Park YourFord into a game!

Any word on Barrons injury, top butt?

Does Stan stay after soiling the Jets end in Montreal?

 

[ps241]

So if Lowry was in the line up then they would deal with the Fredric IOU early in the 1st and get it out of the way. Trent will know it’s coming and he will oblige. I assume this is a major reason we dress Stanley so good luck Logan, please don’t get knocked out.

Wouldn't be a bad game to get Lambert or little Park YourFord into a game!

Any word on Barrons injury, top butt?

Does Stan stay after soiling the Jets end in Montreal?

Yes because (see above)

 

[MardyBum]

So if Lowry was in the line up then they would deal with the Fredric IOU early in the 1st and get it out of the way. Trent will know it’s coming and he will oblige. I assume this is a major reason we dress Stanley so good luck Logan, please don’t get knocked out.



Yes because (see above)

They dress Stanley because they legitimately believe he's a #5 dman.