GDT: Jets vs Preds Round 2 Game 2 - Apr-29th, 6pm - The Hard Way

[Arthur Fonzarelli]

Game 1 faceoff stats

Lowry 2/10
Copp 5/14
Stastny 5/14
Scheifele 6/14
Little 0/3

I'd like to see us get a little closer to 50% And more than once after winning a dzone faceoff we ended up giving up puck possession without clearing the zone.

Faceoffs were the furthest thing from fair in game one.

Hopefully that particular piece of biased officiating is corrected tonight.

 

[TheDeuce]

im avgard and i have now WORDS of state of team some BIG some HUGE some bigger all of importance

listen....

this can not continue...

{Snip the unintelligible part}


Sir avgard hockeyprofessor

AVGARD'S BACK! HERE ARTE SHORE A FLOXY CONFUSER! LAINE IS TRUE! LAINE IS TRUE WITH NICE ASS!



m.

 

[Hockeyholic]

So, is this game basically " house money"? At the very worst, they're going home tied at 1.

 

[Kent C Tugood]

...also ATARIfriend of laines...

 

[Hulide]

HOBBYFRIEND AND YESTERDAYMAN.

Professor you are hilarious how do you find those names?

 

[kanadalainen]

 

[Zhamnov5GoalGame]

Where was this for Game 1?????

 

[winnipegger]

im avgard and i have now WORDS of state of team some BIG some HUGE some bigger all of importance

listen....

this can not continue...

the situation for laine at this team has gotten very bad. he playing in line like there no C playing ist. his line at middle like BIG HUgE black hole. opponent gliding,skating,attacking through MIddle like there no C is. is there? they cut here like thorough warm butter. line is getting hammered to own zoun all time. Stastny playing like weak winger. he winning no faceOFF he winning no battles,he goes through no player, he very very weak at all at ice. I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS. TEAM COULD USE VERY MANY PLAYERS HERE ALREASDY EXIST BUT THEY COLLECT THIS ERROR PLAYER FROM OUTSIDE AND PUT HIM TO BRAKE LAINES GAME. LAINE SHOULD PLAY WITH MUCH MORE BETTER C. STATNY NO C. HE NOT GETTING TO RIDE WITH PUCK AND DELIVER PUCKS TO SIDES OR ANYTHING

also ATARIfriend of laines THE EHLERS ALSO BRAKING laines game. laine gets stalled here. i not anymore say laine dont skate or laine should skate more. listen.....when Ehlers getting puck should laine sakte up with him and follow his long solo and then getting to rush backward home for get to protect the own goal when helers has finally tried to pass puck and FAILED ONCE ONCE ONCE AGAIN!?!?!?. HELL NO. THIS IS ERROR BIG TIME. with Ehlers and stastny there is no change to laine to get going. these 2 dudes are not good hockey players! READ MY WORD RIGHT HERE! impossible to play hockey with these! Ehlers only is huge skater othervise he has no Brains or skill to this game. im very tired at looking at this! statny also very bad but at other way. he really is not a C .

at beginning of hotride laine got at upPOWERS for some time and did much was happy at new spring or some and had put up numbers even at stastny at there at begining or later after Copp but in long run this not working. now we see result. laine missed 50 goals due to line not able to pass pucks or play hockey. VERY SHAME GAMES THESE HAVE PLAYD LAST 20 OR SO.

is stastny contract next season also?`this has become total nightmare laine playing next season also with Ehlers,ststny,little? oh my , i cant take this.

also laine MUST play 1st line already . he only plays 12-15 min games at current. what is coach doing? Winnipeg and hockeyfans want laine to have big scores big HUGE numbers to scoreboards. with this mode THIS NOT POSSIBLE. PLAYING VERY LOW MINITES WITH HOBBYFRIEND AND YESTERDAYMAN.

also at PP there is pverts going on. caoch has decided that Wheelers is first passer at it and his nearest puckresivers is sheifele and bufuglyen and some other guy. laine is long away not being included in passing game. GUYS LAINE IS BEING PUT OUT OF THIS TEAMS HAPPENINGS. DESPITE LAINE BEING THE LEMIEUX OF THIS YEARHUNDRED HE IS GETTING OUTWORKED BY COACH. HE SHOULD BE PUTTED FOR MAXIMUM SUCCESS INDIVIDUALLY HERE . INSTEAD COACH FAVOURING WHEELERS . I SAY WHEELESR NOT GOOD PASSER BUT HE PLAY SO MUCH AND COACH AS SAID DECIDED PUCKS MUST BE GIVEN TO HIM SO HE GETS MANY POINTS OR WHAT???

laine should play at both line stay nonstop at PP so he gets to other line where puck is often more passed rounds . often at first the greedy agressivity bufuglyen shooting all times making pucks to be cleared and laine soon after not happily by coach wanting to come in for change.

laine saying he wants to play more but coach made his presence here TOTAL NIGHMARES!!! SO MUCH WRONGNESS GOING ON HERE.

also some say what is wrong team winning? thing is opponent still badder than Winnipeg at whole looking at players so there no right here. winning can be take in many ways. laine in first packed with best players still serve team and audience mcu richer and better ways and BACKSTAGE many more happy players im sure.

Sir avgard hockeyprofessor

Just let it out friend, venting is good. I'm sure your cat is sick of hearing about Laine by now.

 

[PerryPooley]

Avgard’s reappearance is certainly a good omen for tonight’s outcome

 

[behemolari]

rant

 

[Lions67]

So, is this game basically " house money"? At the very worst, they're going home tied at 1.

No such thing and I hope the Jets don’t have mentality !
This is the playoffs !... a win is a win, and we won ugly, but you can’t be satisfied. Got to go pedal to the metal here and do all you can to take that second one!!
Let’s come back up 2-0!!!
GO JETS GO!!!

 

[KingBogo]

No such thing and I hope the Jets don’t have mentality !
This is the playoffs !... a win is a win, and we won ugly, but you can’t be satisfied. Got to go pedal to the metal here and do all you can to take that second one!!
Let’s come back up 2-0!!!
GO JETS GO!!!

I think you can trust the Jets won't be going into the game like they are using house money. They seem pretty dialed in.

 

[Tom ServoMST3K]

Avgard got me like:

 

[behemolari]

it seems there is basically two modes with this team, Laine scores or some other guys scores. Both are good

 

[heretik27]

I love Aavgard posts. Atarifriend and Yesterdayman get to play with our hero Laine and reap the benefits of his Godly play.

 

[Tom ServoMST3K]

I can guarantee 2 things:

The faceoffs will be evened out.
The Jets will have a powerplay.

 

[Zhamnov5GoalGame]

Is this the first time an HFJets member crossed into the realm of @Zhamnov5GoalGame GDT world?

Can Sip return or is he stuck in that realm forever now? Who else do we have that can light a fire under players asses

Technically this is true.

@Puckatron 3000 had the first early cameo via a version of his avatar that first appeared in the Sabres GDT ("You Don't Know Jack")

And of course who can forget Avgard's big role in the Coyotes GDT ("The First Arch")

 

[Afterburner]

im avgard and i have now WORDS of state of team some BIG some HUGE some bigger all of importance

listen....

this can not continue...

the situation for laine at this team has gotten very bad. he playing in line like there no C playing ist. his line at middle like BIG HUgE black hole. opponent gliding,skating,attacking through MIddle like there no C is. is there? they cut here like thorough warm butter. line is getting hammered to own zoun all time. Stastny playing like weak winger. he winning no faceOFF he winning no battles,he goes through no player, he very very weak at all at ice. I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS. TEAM COULD USE VERY MANY PLAYERS HERE ALREASDY EXIST BUT THEY COLLECT THIS ERROR PLAYER FROM OUTSIDE AND PUT HIM TO BRAKE LAINES GAME. LAINE SHOULD PLAY WITH MUCH MORE BETTER C. STATNY NO C. HE NOT GETTING TO RIDE WITH PUCK AND DELIVER PUCKS TO SIDES OR ANYTHING

also ATARIfriend of laines THE EHLERS ALSO BRAKING laines game. laine gets stalled here. i not anymore say laine dont skate or laine should skate more. listen.....when Ehlers getting puck should laine sakte up with him and follow his long solo and then getting to rush backward home for get to protect the own goal when helers has finally tried to pass puck and FAILED ONCE ONCE ONCE AGAIN!?!?!?. HELL NO. THIS IS ERROR BIG TIME. with Ehlers and stastny there is no change to laine to get going. these 2 dudes are not good hockey players! READ MY WORD RIGHT HERE! impossible to play hockey with these! Ehlers only is huge skater othervise he has no Brains or skill to this game. im very tired at looking at this! statny also very bad but at other way. he really is not a C .

at beginning of hotride laine got at upPOWERS for some time and did much was happy at new spring or some and had put up numbers even at stastny at there at begining or later after Copp but in long run this not working. now we see result. laine missed 50 goals due to line not able to pass pucks or play hockey. VERY SHAME GAMES THESE HAVE PLAYD LAST 20 OR SO.

is stastny contract next season also?`this has become total nightmare laine playing next season also with Ehlers,ststny,little? oh my , i cant take this.

also laine MUST play 1st line already . he only plays 12-15 min games at current. what is coach doing? Winnipeg and hockeyfans want laine to have big scores big HUGE numbers to scoreboards. with this mode THIS NOT POSSIBLE. PLAYING VERY LOW MINITES WITH HOBBYFRIEND AND YESTERDAYMAN.

also at PP there is pverts going on. caoch has decided that Wheelers is first passer at it and his nearest puckresivers is sheifele and bufuglyen and some other guy. laine is long away not being included in passing game. GUYS LAINE IS BEING PUT OUT OF THIS TEAMS HAPPENINGS. DESPITE LAINE BEING THE LEMIEUX OF THIS YEARHUNDRED HE IS GETTING OUTWORKED BY COACH. HE SHOULD BE PUTTED FOR MAXIMUM SUCCESS INDIVIDUALLY HERE . INSTEAD COACH FAVOURING WHEELERS . I SAY WHEELESR NOT GOOD PASSER BUT HE PLAY SO MUCH AND COACH AS SAID DECIDED PUCKS MUST BE GIVEN TO HIM SO HE GETS MANY POINTS OR WHAT???

laine should play at both line stay nonstop at PP so he gets to other line where puck is often more passed rounds . often at first the greedy agressivity bufuglyen shooting all times making pucks to be cleared and laine soon after not happily by coach wanting to come in for change.

laine saying he wants to play more but coach made his presence here TOTAL NIGHMARES!!! SO MUCH WRONGNESS GOING ON HERE.

also some say what is wrong team winning? thing is opponent still badder than Winnipeg at whole looking at players so there no right here. winning can be take in many ways. laine in first packed with best players still serve team and audience mcu richer and better ways and BACKSTAGE many more happy players im sure.

Sir avgard hockeyprofessor

I believe YESTERDAYMAN is a reference to two Beatles songs "Yesterday" and "Nowhere Man". The conclusion is that Avgard is playing the White Album backwards and this is where his otherworldly hockey knowledge comes from. In Strawberry Fields it said that Laine really is the LEMIEUX OF THIS YEARHUNDRED, right?

 

[Eyeseeing]

Avgard’s reappearance is certainly a good omen for tonight’s outcome

I agree.
I wasn’t going to drink wine today if he didn’t post and like magic he did
It’s meant to be

 

[KingBogo]

I agree.
I wasn’t going to drink wine today if he didn’t post and like magic he did
It’s meant to be

That was a close call

 

[Aavco Cup]

I have no problem with the late starts

 

[Mortimer Snerd]

I never saw a mustard cat.
I never hope to see one.
I can tell you anyhow I’d rather see than be one.

Now that's poetry!

 

[Eyeseeing]

That was a close call

Have to finish the beer I started
Becks

 

[Babooch]

Avgard returns!!! I hope Laine and "AtariFriend" light it up tonight.

 

[Afterburner]

Avgard’s reappearance is certainly a good omen for tonight’s outcome

It was foretold in Asgard that his return would be nigh

 

[Eyeseeing]

Now that's poetry!

Stolen from Gillette Burgess
Purple cow if memory serves me correctly
Lots of cilantro since then