GDT: Jets vs Oilers - Fri March 3rd, 8:00pm Trade Deadline Edition - "War of the Roses"

[Atoyot]

Few pretty good shifts in a row. Wish they'd hit the net.

 

[Truenorthducky]

Why exactly is Stanley playing ?

 

[buggs]

I visited North Oz a few years ago and they ran "saltie" reports right after the weather on the local news

Yup. I saw it with men own eyes at Kakadu

 

[rehf]

Ehlers is complete trash.

This is blasphemy. He hasn't been great lately, but neither has anybody.

 

[bustamente]

It wasn’t my post

Not my fault it was just handed to me

 

[Jet]

Will Ehlers ever get a shot through again?

 

[Eyeseeing]

Why exactly is Stanley playing ?

Tall squeaky oil gets the ice time

 

[kanadalainen]

Pionk has a very small hockey brain - firing him into the sun will not make it bigger

Only the last few moments before he hits the corona... tidal gravitational forces might stretch it a bit in the axial plane...

but yeah

 

[Atoyot]

Ehlers is complete trash.

 

[Eyeseeing]

Not my fault it was just handed to me

I thought he was all about gun control

 

[White Out 902]

I'm not going to call Ehlers trash. 5 goals in 22 or so games is probably no where near where he wants it to be, but, he's trying and his GAF meter is high. Wheeler looks like he's ready to retire and collect his guaranteed cash.

 

[kanadalainen]

Tall squeaky oil gets the ice time

Bones is in luff mit der tree

 

[SUX2BU]

Just another Friday night with some chums, right?

Sure thing, guy ……..

 

[Potential]

the wheeler contract will go down as what perhaps killed this team and our window. if you want to call it a window.

wheeler is such a shit player and lazy to boot. its embarrassing to watch him chug around on the ice like a fat beer leaguer

I think it's more the Adam Oates Laissez-Faire Effort Career Extension Coast™. Seems to have fully infected our team at this point. The boys don't want to skate, and you're just not going to win many games that way.

If we don't see any improvement in the next 10 games I think it's time to blow it up this summer.

 

[bustamente]

You ever notice that no one on the Jets bench talk they sit there and all have this glazed look on their faces

 

[Eyeseeing]

Sure thing, guy ……..

You’re not my guy chum

 

[Fatdrunk]

Only the last few moments before he hits the corona... tidal gravitational forces might stretch it a bit in the axial plane...

but yeah

The sun is not a black hole the gravitational forces are not strong enough to stretch him.

 

[LowLefty]

Only the last few moments before he hits the corona... tidal gravitational forces might stretch it a bit in the axial plane...

but yeah

OK - it's worth a shot then

 

[White Out 902]

I think it's more the Adam Oates Laissez-Faire Effort Career Extension Coast™. Seems to have fully infected our team at this point. The boys don't want to skate, and you're just not going to win many games that way.

If we don't see any improvement in the next 10 games I think it's time to blow it up this summer.

and keep in mind, all this lazy effort is coming on the heels of infecting our locker room with beverly hills 90210 levels of drama and division

 

[SUX2BU]

You’re not my guy chum

Ok, pal

 

[DharmaBum]

I see Tree is in. I guess he can whine and get back into the lineup.

Still showcasing him for the trade deadline

 

[bustamente]

You’re not my guy chum

 

[Eyeseeing]

Ok, pal

Yeah buddy

 

[surixon]

Just sloppy puck management in out end. It causes most of our issues. Players also need to come back and offer better outlook options.

 

[Channelcat]

I wonder if we practice any kind of zone exits etc. Serious question.