GDT: Jets @ Knights Thursday April 27th 9pm

[macmaroon]

At least the Leafs lost and their epic collapse has begun

 

[LowLefty]

He’s 6’3” so probably 6’1” actual, he’ll fill out, I did!

So he might one day have size - like you

 

[Titan6lie]

kings/oilers are going to stomp them

And if we had advanced?

 

[White Out 902]

chatgpt coach seems too optimistic honestly:

I had gpt 4 make some angry additions

"Listen the f*** up, you miserable shitheads! We're in goddamn Vegas, and we're getting our asses kicked in the third period, down by four f***ing goals! We're cornered like rats, but if I hear any of your pansy-ass sobbing, I'll knock you the f*** out myself! We're a team, and we're gonna claw and bite our way out of this shithole, even if it kills us!

I know you worthless motherf***ers were out at the Bunny Ranch last night, thinking you could handle the bright lights of Vegas. Well, guess what? You've played like a bunch of hungover, sex-crazed assholes for two goddamn periods! I'm drunk as f*** too, but I'm seething with rage!

You better get your heads out of your asses and give this game every last bit of blood, sweat, and f***ing tears you've got! We're gonna fight like rabid dogs till that final goddamn buzzer, and show these cocky bastards what we're made of! Or so help me God, you'll have more to worry about than just losing this game!"

 

[None]

Sad game. No Jet looks comfortable skating with the puck right now. Two seconds on the stick and then a pass. Knights aren't even pressuring the puck carrier anymore, they're just anticipating the pass and shutting down the lanes.

Shots have gone the same way too. They're not even holding onto the puck looking for the perfect play/shot anymore. Shooting before any play can be established, not that they've done anything to establish themselves in the offensive zone either but

 

[gojetsgo]

And if we had advanced?

we would need to be healthy and have helle play like helle to have a chance...

 

[CorgisPer60]

Gotta like Vegas the rest if the way....four skaters from Manitoba and all but 3 on the roster from our great nation. Add the management and media, good reason to get behind this team!

Yeah, but f*** Vegas. I don't care if they stick their tongues in maple syrup and lick the gooch of Sir John A MacDonald. I'm not liking them.

 

[bustamente]

Can't even enjoy the Leafs losing tonight

 

[Ducky10]

Imagine McDavid and Draisaitl against Laurent Brossoit.

I’d be shocked if their PP operated at less than 75%.
Only kind of kidding.

 

[kanadalainen]

That will be a war of a series, and pretty evenly matched teams. It likely will go 7 games. I'll have to root for the Canadian team.

I know, I know, that I should love Canadian teams. But I cannot love the H'uile, nor Taranna.

 

[White Out 902]

The evening continues...

As the coach continued to furiously berate his team, Kevin, the quiet and soft-spoken general manager of the Jets, took advantage of the distraction to slip away unnoticed. With his heart pounding, he cautiously made his way through the dimly lit corridors of the arena, hoping no one would catch him in the act.

Kevin had always been a timid man, preferring to stay in the background, making crucial decisions from the safety of his office. The chaos of the game, combined with the coach's drunken wrath, had become too much for him to bear. He knew that he couldn't face the anger and disappointment head-on, so he decided to make a discreet exit.

As he reached the arena's side door, Kevin's hands trembled as he fumbled with his keycard. After a few tense moments, the lock clicked, and he eased the door open. The cool night air of Las Vegas greeted him, and he stepped out into the darkness, the door closing silently behind him.

Kevin knew he'd have to face the consequences eventually, but for now, he just needed to escape the intensity and harshness of the situation. He walked quickly, disappearing into the shadows of the city, grateful for the temporary reprieve from the turmoil he had left behind.

 

[Jet]

Alright guys, have a good summer, maybe see you at the draft!

 

[Ducky10]

And if we had advanced?

We’re not so who gives a f***

 

[snowkiddin]

Can't even enjoy the Leafs losing tonight

You can always enjoy a Leafs loss

 

[bustamente]

Well I hope the Jets at least score a goal, in the grand scheme of things doesn't mean much but don't get shut out in an elimination game

 

[MelikeJets]

We’re not so who gives a f***

 

[Avocado Coolranch]

what is even defense? clearly the jets don't f***ing know.

 

[bustamente]

You can always enjoy a Leafs loss

Nope the only thing that will make up for this will be if the Leafs choke again

 

[gojetsgo]

4 goal 3rd period coming up!

 

[GNP]

It's time for a major retooling, and I'd be on the horn making deals soon as the season ends. Players like Helle and Connor would be available, and of course Dubois would be gone. You cannot win these wars with players that don't want to be here.

 

[bustamente]

what is even defense? clearly the jets don't f***ing know.

Schmidt goes for a swim Pionk losses his stick, top notch defending

 

[macmaroon]

4 goal 3rd period coming up!

 

[Ducky10]

Schmidt goes for a swim Pionk losses his stick, top notch defending

Clown car defensive strategy

 

[Hobble]

4 goal 3rd period coming up!

Helle may just get pulled if that’s the case.

 

[bustamente]

Clown car defensive strategy

It's sad to watch, these two make close to 6m each, extremely disappointing.