Injury Report: Jesse Cohen All The Kings Men Podcast

[DtP5000]

Full disclosure I''ve been assured by my oncologist that Stage 4 is virtually irrelevant when it comes to Lymphoma I just find it funny that it SOUNDS scary and awful cus if it was any other kind of cancer it would very much matter.

It's a little shitty and self serving of me to get that kind of sick amusement out of being such an attention whore but you know what?

I've got f***ing cancer so I'm not in the mood to feel guilty about it.

Hey man, sorry about the news. Just want to say that I was diagnosed Stage IV Melanoma about, oh, 5.25 years ago. That was a literal death sentence until very recently so I took the appropriate measures and got my “exit strategy” together. The “strategy” was thwarted when COVID rolled along and I couldn’t kill myself by watching toxic Kings Hockey. Anyway, I’m still here. Don’t be afraid to get second/third opinions. Looks like one of the potential monoclonal antibody treatments is the same that I had, that particular one was far less problematic of the two I did.

 

[Shellz]

You got this, Jesse! Sending you allllll the good vibes!!

 

[Master Yoda]

Whatever the type, cancers no joke. Best of luck in the fight Jesse. Maybe you'll have more time to spend on hfboards which might not be great for your recovery.

 

[tigermask48]

Jesse, all the best to you! Head up, stay positive and hopefully you have a speedy recovery.

 

[Fat Elvis]

Rooting for ya Jesse, which I'm sure everyone is. You got this!

 

[LAKings88]

Full disclosure I''ve been assured by my oncologist that Stage 4 is virtually irrelevant when it comes to Lymphoma I just find it funny that it SOUNDS scary and awful cus if it was any other kind of cancer it would very much matter.

It's a little shitty and self serving of me to get that kind of sick amusement out of being such an attention whore but you know what?

I've got f***ing cancer so I'm not in the mood to feel guilty about it.

Praying for you sir. Can't wait to get you back at it.

 

[BigKing]

Best of luck in your fight, Jesse.

 

[DoktorJeep]

Wishing you all the best in your treatment and recovery Jesse. Look forward to having you back at 100%. Thanks for all you do for the fanbase on ATKM and Kings Talk!

 

[shuchukfan]

Wishing you the best luck in making it to the next round of life. Just don't take the same path the Kings have these past few playoffs! In all seriousness, sending good vibes your way.

 

[Herby]

I gotta say I was really waiting for someone to have the stones and comedic sensibilities to say "f*** that guy I hope he drops dead"

I guess nobody is gonna do it...

Well, it’s your own fault, you had to go out and get cancer when Axl was on his latest vacation, bad timing bud.

But all kidding aside, goodluck with your recovery and treatment, I went through something similar about 18 years ago, it’s terrifying to hear that word come out of a doctors mouth.

 

[The Butcher]

Full disclosure I''ve been assured by my oncologist that Stage 4 is virtually irrelevant when it comes to Lymphoma I just find it funny that it SOUNDS scary and awful cus if it was any other kind of cancer it would very much matter.

It's a little shitty and self serving of me to get that kind of sick amusement out of being such an attention whore but you know what?

I've got f***ing cancer so I'm not in the mood to feel guilty about it.

Pulling for ya, bud. You'll come out of this stronger, I know it!

 

[All The Kings Men]

Well, it’s your own fault, you had to go out and get cancer when Axl was on his latest vacation, bad timing bud.

But all kidding aside, goodluck with your recovery and treatment, I went through something similar about 18 years ago, it’s terrifying to hear that word come out of a doctors mouth.

The best was I was at an infectious disease specialist office in order to figure out what it was if it wasnt cancer because the initial biopsy results were inconclusive.

He excused himself to go look at my info online or my chart or whatever and he walked back into the room and said "Did you know you have Cancer?"

And that's how I found out.

 

[Maynard]

Who knew Lymphoma good bring good luck to the team! Maybe postpone your treatment until the offseason?

 

[Statto]

Who knew Lymphoma good bring good luck to the team! Maybe postpone your treatment until the offseason?

Given how superstitious hockey people are don’t put ideas into his head!!!!!

 

[All The Kings Men]

Who knew Lymphoma good bring good luck to the team! Maybe postpone your treatment until the offseason?

The LA Kings are 2-0 since my diagnosis. We'll see what their record is while I'm in Chemo.

 

[Piedmont]

From the Lurkers Gallery - always appreciate your insights, and that you share them with us here. F*ck cancer, kick its ass. Consume lots of matzoh ball soup . Best wishes, Jesse.

 

[yankeeking]

3people at my work have beat this in the last few years
YOU GOT THIS …..GOOD LUCK BROTHER