GDT: | January 20 | Pens vs Sens | Get ready, its Zucker time!

[Pens1566]

I said to trade him immediately, but noooooo.

I never wanted him in the first place ...

 

[HandshakeLine]

lol he sharted

 

[BobCole]

Zucker to IR confirmed by Trib.

This team is literally incapable of being healthy. Ever. It's been 10 years like this. Oh well, at least we have some of those Stanely Cup thingies to ease our woes.

 

[Peat]

I’m sorry but the Zucker Affair has to be cap related…cleared three guys from Covid protocol so someone has to be “injured” and on IR…it’s ridiculous, but I did say that we would never be healthy, didn’t I? Lol…



I also wonder if this is because the Pens have been trying to trade Zucker…

You only get salary relief for LTIR, not IR, so no cap implications.

 

[Pens1566]

You only get salary relief for LTIR, not IR, so no cap implications.

For now. Depending on how it goes, he can be retroactively added once more is known.

 

[Peat]

For now. Depending on how it goes, he can be retroactively added once more is known.

Sure, but until that point, there's nothing. Which means as of now, no cap implications.

 

[Andy99]

You only get salary relief for LTIR, not IR, so no cap implications.

fine, hopefully they’re working on a trade then lol…I refuse to believe he comes back for two games and goes back out for weeks lol…

 

[Peat]

fine, hopefully they’re working on a trade then lol…I refused to believe he comes back for two games and goes back out for weeks lol…

Embrace your pessimism Andy. That's exactly what can happen.

 

[Gurglesons]

 

[Randy Butternubs]

Not sure I'll be watching today or tomorrow as I'm traveling.

Go Pens!

Also, posted before reading the Zucker news. Must be a spider bite.

 

[Zirakzigil]

I very rarely eat poutine, I love my taille de guêpe way too much.

I’ve never had poutine…..

That Zucker news is irritating. This team just can’t get healthy.

 

[Pens x]

Somehow, it’ll still be Zuck’s fault if we lose.

 

[spcastlemagic]

Man, poor Zucker. Feel bad for the guy just can't catch a break.

 

[spcastlemagic]

I will actually be at this game. Guaranteed victory.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

How the f*** is Zucker hurt again and how is Domingue hurt?

 

[Empoleon8771]

The Zucker era of Pittsburgh has been a downright disaster between him getting hurt all of the time and him playing underwhelming hockey.

 

[K Fleur]

Has anybody brought up that This Zucker trade hasn’t panned out how we all hoped?

 

[Gurglesons]

How the f*** is Zucker hurt again and how is Domingue hurt?

Domingue got hit with a puck in the foot at practice.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Domingue got hit with a puck in the foot at practice.

We have the softest bunch of wankers on this team.

Remember when a spider bite derailed Chucky's career with us?

 

[CascadiaPenguin]

We have the softest bunch of wankers on this team.

Remember when a spider bite derailed Chucky's career with us?

LOL! Then again, I wouldn't want to take a shot from Boyle in the foot. Too many damn nerve cells down there.

 

[Flying Dego]

Has anybody brought up that This Zucker trade hasn’t panned out how we all hoped?

 

[K Fleur]

We’re like two more injuries away from the January edition of;

Penguins are f***ed.

 

[CascadiaPenguin]

We’re like two more injuries away from the January edition of;

Penguins are f***ed.

Oh hell no. A couple more guys on IR and we'll have the rest of the league exactly where we want them.

 

[Andy99]

Man, poor Zucker. Feel bad for the guy just can't catch a break.

more like he’s catching too many breaks…cha ching…

all any player needs to do is put on a Pens sweater and immediately his bones start decalcifying, his tendons and ligaments starting threading apart and his brain enters a fog…

 

[Gurglesons]

We’re like two more injuries away from the January edition of;

Penguins are f***ed.

Luckily Flyers and Isles are trash flavored trash.