1857 Howitzer
******* Linesman
I'll go ahead and handle all scenarios here, under the guise of "normal board member"
Interested party
If it's Davidson: "Clearly he sees someone that would bring a stabilizing veteran presence to a young blueline. It would also allow one of Moore or Savard to spend more time logging 25 minutes a night in Springfield, which can be nothing but positive for their development.
If it's Howson: "Did someone forget to pin his mittens to his jacket? I'm hilarious."
Outcome - favorable
If it's Davidson: "That's why he was hired, to find guys who can still produce despite minimal interest elsewhere."
If it's Howson: "Obviously he listened to Davidson."
Outcome - dismal
If it's Davidson: "Clearly this was a Howson move."
If it's Howson: "That one-year deal is absolutely crippling. Does anyone else Nikita Filatov?"
Posts like this are why I kvetch about a "ineffably tainted with horrible failure" mindset that comes up here.
The "bullet" dodged was that we were going to pay him and play him as a top-4 or even top-pairing defenseman, which was undeserved. This was a legitimate concern AT THE TIME.
Now more time has passed. This is no longer a concern. Therefore it is no longer somehow some horrible nameless act of evil if we were to sign him for, say, $1m to be our #7D.
That the very thought of this would engender such a reaction of "omg onoes" and "who's to blame" speaks very, very poorly of our fanbase as a whole.
Seriously. "Is this Howson or Davidson?" And exactly why the **** should that matter one ******* iota? Swear to G-d. Some people here. Unbe****inglievable.
Some grade A postings right here.