OT: Jack Edwards Drinking Game update

[Pie O My]

Needs more triangles and A-frames.

can't have triangles without Bucky Fuller.

 

[SPV]

Just drink every time someone breaks a stick. Jack's fascinated, and everyone gets hammered.

Light another cigar on the porch in Cuba!

 

[Scruffy]

"Takes the serpentine route"

 

[smithformeragent]

"The peacock poaches another game."

 

[ProdigalFan]

"And up and down they go!"

 

[smithformeragent]

seventeen thousand officials wanted a call for tripping there.

 

[AprilMayandJune]

"still some treads on those tires" has been one of his recent favs

 

[Sea Bass Neely]

It's winning time...

A Johnny Rocket!!!

Anything to do with Kevan Miller using his strength/leverage, or dwelling on how amazing Miller fits the Bruins' mold perfectly.

Any sarcastic reference to the confusion of the hybrid icing system. "i guess they're [not] going to call that icing" (referring to either call).

"____ trips over the blue/red line."

"He might've gotten away with one there."

"....get his two minutes' worth"

Those are just additional things that came to mind.

PS- You could add Brick's use of the term "playing to their identity" or emphasizing the Bruins' "team identity". Since of course, points are not at a premium anymore

 

[Cold Soup]

"forearm shiver"

 

[member 96824]

My Jack Edwards games involves listening to Jack Edwards, which generally just drives me to drink anyways

 

[qc]

Layers.

 

[Artemis]

After an apparent but uncalled penalty... "And on they go."

 

[sarge88]

My Jack Edwards games involves listening to Jack Edwards, which generally just drives me to drink anyways

"Penalty bench" is significantly annoying.

 

[bruinsfan001]

Just drink every time someone breaks a stick. Jack's fascinated, and everyone gets hammered.

"Light up another cigar on the porch in Aruba".

Automatic shot gun beer.

 

[bruinsfan001]

Jack tells joke to Brick, Brick chuckles. Jack says "No one has more fun than us Brick".

Automatic strike out.

 

[Chieftans22*]

"Who has more fun than us?"

"End to end they go at TD Garden!"

"Lucic gets the jackhammer going!"

"With the point of the dagger at their throats, they rip it out of Detroit's hand and *smack* kill *smack* the beast! The Boston Bruins have won it after being 3 down in the third!""

If Jack says bolded I buy everyone a six pack and deliver it to your house with overnight shipping

 

[OT Moment]

"If you're hoppin' over from the baseball game, we welcome you."

 

[acr*]

Remember when I made the bingo card and then NESN not only stole it but later gave credit to some other website?

 

[LouisSleigher]

positional save

 

[OT Moment]

Some reference to Rask being a "normal" goalie, "in a good way".

 

[Merk57]

"he rakes the puck out..."

 

[LouisSleigher]

check for an exit wound

 

[Grasshopperking]

If he mentions the refs "setting a threshold" for penalties called

as if his declaration is going to garner consistency from them. SO irritating

 

[BruinsFTW]

needs off the kick plate

 

[ProdigalFan]

"'Let's go Bruins' from the 17,565 faithful at the Td Garden."