It's been 15 years since the RHCP "By the Way" Album: re we old

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Krusty the Clown: Now, boys, the network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Do you mind changing them for the show?

Anthony Kiedis: Forget you, clown.

Chad Smith: Yeah, our lyrics are like our children, man. No way.

Krusty the Clown: Well, okay, but here where it says, "What I got you gotta get and put it in ya," how about just, "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss ya."

Flea: Wow. That's much better.

Arik Marshall: Everyone can enjoy that.
 
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Bart: Hey, Red Hot Chili Peppers, do you want to appear on a Krusty comeback special?

Flea: Sure, if you can get us outta this gig.

Bart: No problemo.

[Bart points to the wall behind Moe]

Bart: Hey Moe, look over there.

Moe: What? What am I looking at?

[Bart and the Red Hot Chili Peppers walk out the door]

Moe: I'm gonna stop looking here in a second. What, is *that* it?

[Homer walks into the bar]

Homer: Hey Moe, can I look too?

Moe: Sure, but it'll cost ya.

Homer: My wallet's in the car.

[He runs outside]

Moe: He is so stupid. And now, back to the wall...
 
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Anthony Kiedis: You told our agent this place holds 30,000 people.

Moe: It does. We had 30,000 here last night. Now play. The audience is getting restless.

Barney: [flicking a lighter] We want chilly-willy. We want chilly-willy.
 

JadedLeaf

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If a show like that 70's show came out today set the same amount of years back as that 70s show was from the time it first aired, it would take place in the mid 90s..

Also, players drafted in the NHL this year weren't even born during 9/11. Kids graduating high school are now learning about 9/11 as a historical event that happened before they were born..
 

Pharrell Williams

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a particular place or position.
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tony d

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What makes me feel old? There's going to be kids graduating high school next year that weren't born when I graduated high school in 2000.
 

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