It’s time we talked about Zemgus.

[Javaman]

No idea who or what Zemgus is. I've narrowed down the possibilities to the name of a disease, a drug to cure a disease, or (by context) a hockey player.

I'm slightly leaning towards option 3, but have definitely not ruled out options 1 or 2 yet.

 

[Chainshot]

Me too, man. All the other former Sabres go bonkers, even friggin Bogosian got better- looked up Gus and thought it kinda noteworthy. Hoping I reverse jinx it or whatever.

Brokegosian got better by not playing as much. When someone is on the ice 1/4 of the time less, it leaves less time to do something stupid.

 

[Dust]

There's a very real chance that Vasilevskiy finishes with more points on the season.

Zemgus: 2
Vasi: 1

 

[Mulletman]

My man has played 50 games, has 0 goals and 2 assists to show for it. That’s not good. Is it the worst full-time forward pace of recent memory? Will he score this season?

Ken Baumgartner still has him beat as he had 0+1=1point in 82 games back in 1997-98 playing for the Bruins: Ken Baumgartner Stats and News | NHL.com
But that was the dead puck era with real men playing real hockey so there's still a good case for Zemgus being the worst...

 

[JoVel]

Hoping he can go the full 82 games without scoring. Cooper should be fired if he scratches him even once.