I'm almost convinced that if guys like McDavid, Draisaitl, Matthews, Jagr, or Selanne had the same obsession as Ovechkin, they could have had careers with 1,000 regular-season goals. And I'm not even talking about those who played in the '80s.
The playoffs count more than the regular season, and not just in the NBA. The NFL and MLB are the same thing. Plus, your argument is flawed because Kucherov is very close to Ovechkin's goal tally with a good part of his career ahead of him, even though that's not even his role on the ice.
Tampa Bay scores more goals with Kucherov than Washington with Ovechkin. It doesn't matter who scores, the important thing is to help win. And Kucherov helps his team more. In any case, Tampa has had more success with Kucherov than Washington with Ovechkin, by far. So there's no debate.
With the Ovimaniacs, it's always the same thing: masturbating over a regular-season goal record that didn't do much for Washington and that doesn't do much for hockey. It's just a nice anecdote.