Is pizza a sandwich?

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JS19

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Is Pizzazz a Sandwich? Me answer Is; Absolu. The Web`ford Dictionary define`s Sandwich as: Any item with Bread between 2 Slice`s of Bread. Pizzazz, when Fold`d proberly, Clearly meet`s this Criterium. Therefore: Pizza Is An Sandwich. :amazed:

A Pizza is not folded. Also, it's not on two slices of bread, just because you fold one over, doesn't magically create two pieces of bread, you still have one lol.

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It's not as far apart as the poll indicates. Very close. Tough call.
 

Dr Pepper

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A Pizza is not folded. Also, it's not on two slices of bread, just because you fold one over, doesn't magically create two pieces of bread, you still have one lol.

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Well.....whenever I have a slice, I have a tendency of bending it in half at the crust. So it is technically folded.

But that doesn't make it a sandwich.
 

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So is a sub sandwich where the bread isn't cut all the way through a sandwich?
 

Bones Malone

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I lo'ves fol'ding my pizza in half thus making the best dang pizza san'dwich you've ever laid your eyes on.

Which brings me to my next quest'ion. Is an eggroll an sandw'ich?
 

Kairi Zaide

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A Pizza is not folded. Also, it's not on two slices of bread, just because you fold one over, doesn't magically create two pieces of bread, you still have one lol.

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What if... you cut the pizza in halves then put the two pieces together? :amazed:
 

JS19

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Well.....whenever I have a slice, I have a tendency of bending it in half at the crust. So it is technically folded.

But that doesn't make it a sandwich.

1/10. Acquire better pizza-eating habits. :sarcasm:

Otherwise, I agree.

What if... you cut the pizza in halves then put the two pieces together? :amazed:

Then you only made a smaller pizza. Even if used together it's still not a sandwich. Also, why would you ever want to combine two smaller pieces? Even if it's loaded with cheese, grease and toppings, it'd be much more manageable to eat a smaller piece of pizza.
 

LarryFisherman

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Some of the edits here are hilarious

Like we're living in the far left wing bubble

I used to love this place so much when I was a kid rofl
 

DyerMaker66*

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Someone once tried telling me Grilled Cheese wasn't a sandwich.
#gtfoh
 

nycole

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It is a food group. A food group that you should eat folded.

Have you ever been to a pizzeria and they have utensils at the counter or tables? No, because burger joints don't have them either. Anyone who eats their pizza with a fork and knife should be deported from NYC, especially the mayor.
 
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