I'm an obese f***ing disgusting pig

[SoupNazi]

Gained another 50 pounds over the summer. Mrs. Cricket wants me to go on a diet. LOL. That fat f***ing bitch is one to talk. We had to purchase another bed because we can't fit in the same one anymore. Intimacy is no longer an option, not that I would be interested in that anyway.

I'm an obese f***ing disgusting pig.

Stop being a fat disgusting pig if you don't like your body.

 

[KaseMeOutside]

Try keto bro

 

[cupcrazyman]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[Chonged]

This one time I bought a storage locker and it had a fat suit in it. It was really crazy, but I had to try it on. Sure enough it fit and it made me look HUGE! so I put on some other disguises and I went over to the bar where my girlfriend works and I tried to hit on her like I was all that.


She shut it down right away and then noticed it was me and started beating me with a tray!

She made me sell that fat suit right before Halloween.