I'm an obese f***ing disgusting pig

[Jiminy Cricket]

Gained another 50 pounds over the summer. Mrs. Cricket wants me to go on a diet. LOL. That fat f***ing bitch is one to talk. We had to purchase another bed because we can't fit in the same one anymore. Intimacy is no longer an option, not that I would be interested in that anyway.

I'm an obese f***ing disgusting pig.

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[Ceremony]

How much does Mrs. Cricket weigh?

 

[Kairi Zaide]

I'm fatter

 

[John Price]

"I admit, I don't look like the athlete of the day's supposed to look. My belly's just a little big, my heinie's just a little big, but, brother, I am bad, and they know I'm bad."

 

[JMCx4]

How much does Mrs. Cricket weigh?

With or without toes?

 

[HisIceness]

 

[DropTheGloves]

Never fear OP, I found a support group of fellow slovenly, overweight people who aren’t getting laid here.

 

[McJedi]

"I admit, I don't look like the athlete of the day's supposed to look. My belly's just a little big, my heinie's just a little big, but, brother, I am bad, and they know I'm bad."

“That is some of the greatest wrasselling I’ve ever seen”

 

[holy]

Jeez this thread is darker than your unwashed fat rolls.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

This thread f***ing sucks

 

[Bumpus]

Gained another 50 pounds over the summer. Mrs. Cricket wants me to go on a diet. LOL. That fat f***ing bitch is one to talk. We had to purchase another bed because we can't fit in the same one anymore. Intimacy is no longer an option, not that I would be interested in that anyway.

I'm an obese f***ing disgusting pig.

So uhhhhh ... can I get her number?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Stop eating KFC fatty!! @Jiminy Cricket

 

[holy]

So uhhhhh ... can I get her number?

Fat p***y is the tightest.

Source: 100 bucks well spent.

 

[GretzkytoKurri9917]

Gained another 50 pounds over the summer. Mrs. Cricket wants me to go on a diet. LOL. That fat f***ing bitch is one to talk. We had to purchase another bed because we can't fit in the same one anymore. Intimacy is no longer an option, not that I would be interested in that anyway.

I'm an obese f***ing disgusting pig.

 

[Baby Punisher]

This thread f***ing sucks

This is the thread of the year.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Fat p***y is the tightest.

Source: 100 bucks well spent.

Lots more cushion for the pushin’

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Can’t fit in the bed?? Pffft.

More like you two landwhales broke the f***ing thing.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Hey @Jiminy Cricket

I heard you and your wife went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

 

[Legionnaire]

Gained another 50 pounds over the summer. Mrs. Cricket wants me to go on a diet. LOL. That fat f***ing bitch is one to talk. We had to purchase another bed because we can't fit in the same one anymore. Intimacy is no longer an option, not that I would be interested in that anyway.

I'm an obese f***ing disgusting pig.

Think of the bright side. You two could bone and start a fire.

 

[KrisLetAngry]

Same

 

[HisIceness]

Hey @Jiminy Cricket

I heard you and your wife went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

 

[GretzkytoKurri9917]

Oh, that's Raspberry!

 

[WhatTheDuck]

 

[Smirnov2Chistov]

doesn't beat Chick-Fil-A

 

[FoxMan]

Stop eating fatty food