Pre-Game Talk: If we don’t beat the Sharks, Cloned is shaving his head. Edm v SJS - Thurs @ 8:30 pm

[brentashton]

If you get cut off by the wife you can always try this gal. She looks like your soul mate.

She’d snap it right off…

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Skinner in tomorrow.
Sounds like Gagner out until the 2nd.

 

[Stoneman89]

We were supposed to beat the lowly Sharks last time we played them but we choked up a massive hairball causing Woody & Manson to get canned and Gregor to grow a bald mullet.

However I’m so certain of victory this time around that I’m going all out and betting that if we don’t win, @Cloned will shave his head to the wood.

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That’s how certain I am that we will beat the Sharks. Like not even the least bit worried. In fact this one’s gonna get fugly fast as we build a good sized lead to start the first period off.

In fact I’m so certain that if we aren’t up 4-0 by the 1st Intermission, @Tobias Kahun will change his name to Tobias Brown.

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I think Draisaitl has a landmark game and gets 4 points this game. In fact I’m so sure of it that @Drivesaitl will change his avatar to Pissy Leon if he doesn’t bag 4 points vs the Sharks.

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That’s how sure I am of how this games gonna go. 7-1 Oilers. And if it’s not, I bet that @tardigrade81 will give up sexy time with Mrs T for a year. That’s how certain I am of it.

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I’m really going out on a limb here but I’m confident!

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"shave his head to the wood." Highly recommended and very hygenic.

 

[brentashton]

"shave his head to the wood." Highly recommended and very hygenic.

Just cant. I’m 59 and have flow to about 5 inches below my collar. Just cant go short.

 

[yukoner88]

A YEAR?!?!?!?!?!?

Oilers, you better damn well win…….. just the thought of this is making my balls blue

Is it any different from your trend now?

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Just cant. I’m 59 and have flow to about 5 inches below my collar. Just cant go short.

I wish. Sadly I have my grandfather on my mother’s side hairline (hairline being a rather generous term) and not the thick hair my dad had.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

 

[brentashton]

Kane getting another (deserved) lump of coal.

He gonna be pissed…again.

 

[tardigrade81]

If you get cut off by the wife you can always try this gal. She looks like your soul mate.

Lmao oooooh my god lmao

I’m in!

Is it any different from your trend now?

Lmao now that the baby is older I seem to get it once a week so it’s a bit better now jahahaha. For a while there it was rough

 

[Mr Positive]

Kane getting another (deserved) lump of coal.

He gonna be pissed…again.

I'd think it would be a good game to feature Kane more, as he might still have some animosity for how things ended there

 

[bellagiobob]

Just cant. I’m 59 and have flow to about 5 inches below my collar. Just cant go short.

Best of both worlds.

 

[Oilslick941611]

even if we dont win against the Sharks at least we dont have Huberdeau on our team.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

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Best of both worlds.

That’s the bald mullet!

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

Hopefully they carry forward their momentum from the last two games but they usually suck after the holiday break.

 

[brentashton]

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Best of both worlds.

Al Iafrate always had the “best” skullet…absolute abomination of a hairdo!

 

[GMofOilers]

We gave up 17 shots last time we played them and Skinner gave up 3 goals and ran a 833 save% with Woodys job on the line.

Skinner is such a bum

 

[Stoneman89]

Kane getting another (deserved) lump of coal.

He gonna be pissed…again.

Well, by this time in his career, he should know how to fix that. Play better and you get moved up, and with the minutes that go with it. It will come.

Al Iafrate always had the “best” skullet…absolute abomination of a hairdo!

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A combover that never should have happened.

Hopefully they carry forward their momentum from the last two games but they usually suck after the holiday break.

Actually, they came out of the last big break this past December and carried right on. I think playing on the road after this break will actually be good for them. Getting away from family and distractions and focusing on hockey should be fine. It's one time that home ice advantage is not all it's cooked up to be.

 

[Drivesaitl]

Al Iafrate always had the “best” skullet…absolute abomination of a hairdo!

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Kim Mitchell was a legend in this regard. OT but anyway. The whole band were hair challenged. I remember looking at Max Webster album covers as a youth thinking "how old are these guys and how quick does hair disappear? lol Then I found out...

 

[brentashton]

Kim Mitchell was a legend in this regard. OT but anyway. The whole band were hair challenged. I remember looking at Max Webster album covers as a youth thinking "how old are these guys and how quick does hair disappear? lol Then I found out...

I always wondered why he wore that OPP hat in his videos and then I went to see him live and I understood why.

 

[elmeroil]

We back!

 

[CROTT]

Is this going to be another one of those 8:45 or 8:50 MT puck drops?

 

[MessierII]

We traditionally crap the bed in this first game back. Hope they break the trend.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

GDT is up and goes live @ 7:30!

GDT: - Tardigrade’s sexy time and the Oilers vs the Sharks - 8:30 PM

So in the pregame thread I itemized the various bets I made for a win vs the Sharks. None are as onerous as the @tardigrade81 bet. But I am sure he won’t mind if I double down on that bet and say he will be forever celibate if the Oilers can’t beat the Sharks - in regulation. If they...

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[McSuper]

Found this on Twitter and thought it was hilarious

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So far he missing 100% of the shots he takes so no difference,

 

[brentashton]

So far he missing 100% of the shots he takes so no difference,

He hasn’t missed payday yet though. Absolute “on task” and punctual in that department.