Someone needs to explain to me how chatgpt came up with this after entering a really simple prompt

it even added the word BONK and spoke about shitty coaching drills itself to tease me even more
Once upon a time in a bustling city full of dreams, there lived a young boy named Ian who loved nothing more than playing hockey. He practiced every day until one magical winter, he was chosen to play for his favorite team — the Philadelphia Flyers! Ian zipped across the ice, his heart full of joy, until one day — bonk! — a wild puck hit him right in the face. Though it hurt, Ian got up with a grin, more determined than ever. But as time passed, his hockey days came to an end, and Ian had to hang up his skates.
After retiring, Ian wanted to stay with the Flyers, so he tried all sorts of jobs with the team. First, he gave coaching a whirl, but he kept confusing the drills. Then he tried being a broadcaster, but his mic was always off. He even gave mascot dancing a go, but he tripped over his furry feet! No matter what he tried, it seemed nothing quite fit. Still, the Flyers knew Ian had a heart as big as the rink and never gave up, always showing up with a smile and a story.
Just when Ian thought he might have to leave the team forever, the Flyers called him into the office with a surprise — they made him an official advisor! Now, he shares his wisdom with young players, cheers the loudest from the bench, and helps the team with big decisions. Ian may not have been the best coach or dancer, but he became something even more special: the heart and spirit of the Flyers, proving that sometimes the best roles come when you least expect them. And from that day on, Ian helped others chase their dreams — puck bumps and all!