I need to leave my wife.

[sully1410]

She got me Dominoes pizza instead of pizza 73.

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[Pharrell Williams]

Okay.

 

[Dog]

****in *****

 

[ChiGuySez]

Tell her you're shipping her out to Pakistan. They know how to deal with that kind of stuff.

 

[MMC]

73 sucks so that would be a mistake.

 

[ChiGuySez]

Not a fan of Sharia law but...

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Pakistan. Sharia law. Hmm.

 

[ChiGuySez]

They know how to keep the women in line. Not like this BS over here. Mistakes like ordering the wrong food can be viewed as honor termination.

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[irunthepeg]

love Dominos I'll marry her if you want, send pic

 

[Guerzy]

No lady advice threads are allowed here bud

Soupy please delete this thread

 

[DonskoiDonscored]

I've already left

 

[Mantis]

Dominoes sucks.

 

[Guerzy]

 

[sully1410]

Dominoes sucks.

Yea. It does. Pizza 73 has that spicy sauce. Mmmm. So good.

 

[Dr Pepper]

Not man enough to order your own pizza?

 

[Bubba Thudd]

She got me Dominoes pizza instead of pizza 73.

Did you stand your ground and stay true to your principles, or did you eat the inferior pizza?

 

[sully1410]

Did you stand your ground and stay true to your principles, or did you eat the inferior pizza?

...I ate the inferior pizza, but I didn't have sex with her out of protest.














I'm lying. We don't have sex.

 

[Jumptheshark]

She got me Dominoes pizza instead of pizza 73.

i think you wife needs to leave you for having such low standards and being that cheap

 

[sully1410]

i think you wife needs to leave you for having such low standards and being that cheap

Your mom needs to leave you.

Same reasons.

 

[Siamese Dream]

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[izzy]

whats pizza 73

 

[KaseMeOutside]

She got me Dominoes pizza instead of pizza 73.

divorceable offense, she's trying to murder you with food poisoning

 

[The Gongshow]

Should have had burritos instead

 

[sully1410]

Should have had burritos instead

Maybe. Mucho Burrito is pretty good. I go there instead of the Subway next to it because the dumb dumb's that run the subway close it thirty minutes early all the time.

Pretty sure that's punishable by death.