Confirmed with Link: I like you guys

[sheriff bart]

He can beat up Stormy and steal his girlfriend.

Why? She's a pig

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Hahahahahahahano

And with that attitude you never will.

 

[Wolfpuck]

Why? She's a pig

#fatshaming

 

[izzy]

Say please

arse

 

[tarheelhockey]

And with that attitude you never will.

You’re saying... I have the right attitude to accomplish my goals?

 

[Wolfpuck]

 

[tarheelhockey]

“I went to Juilliard with big dreams...”

 

[Unsustainable]

 

[Unsustainable]

 

[Unsustainable]

 

[Wolfpuck]

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I would prefer not to answer.

 

[Hulkacaniac]

Had a dream I was hanging out with aho and necas. We were talking about game of thrones. Me and aho did Robert Baratheon impressions. Then I tried to explain to them who Tim Allen was and that him and the king Robert actor were in home improvement. Except that was Richard karn not mark addy. Weird dream.

 

[Wolfpuck]

Had a dream I was hanging out with aho and necas. We were talking about game of thrones. Me and aho did Robert Baratheon impressions. Then I tried to explain to them who Tim Allen was and that him and the king Robert actor were in home improvement. Except that was Richard karn not mark addy. Weird dream.

Richard Karn as Robert Baratheon would be...interesting.

 

[Hulkacaniac]

Richard Karn as Robert Baratheon would be...interesting.

In my dream self's defense, there is somewhat of a resemblance

 

[Unsustainable]

 

[Lempo]

Richard Karn as Robert Baratheon would be...interesting.

I don't think so Jaime.

 

[Unsustainable]

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

I’ve wasted way too much time on this stupid website.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

arse

ay boi

 

[izzy]

ay boi

hio

 

[Oogie Boogie]

hio

My man still rocking Christmas Izzy
God Bless

 

[Wolfpuck]

 

[Murzu]

arse

What kind of arse, a nice one?

 

[Murzu]

Finalized Carolina Hurricanes:



James van Riemsdyk 6.5M - Nicklas Bäckström 6.7M - Nikita Kucherov 4.77M
Sebastian Aho 0.925M - Jordan Staal 6M - Teuvo Teräväinen 2.86M
Valentin Zykov 3.5M - Martin Necas 0.925M - Justin Williams 4.5M
Antoine Roussel 2M - Lucas Wallmark 0.75M - Brock McGinn 0.89M
Nikolai Kulemin 1M

Jaccob Slavin 5.3M - Brett Pesce 4.025M
Noah Hanifin 5M - Justin Faulk 4.833M
Haydn Fleury 0.863M- Trevor van Riemsdyk 1.2M
Roland McKeown 0.745M

Braden Holtby 6.1M
Kari Lehtonen 1.5M

Darcy Kuemper 1M (AHL, cap hit will be buried after waivers so there is even more cap space really)

Salary cap 2018-19: $80,000,000
Cap hit 2018-19: $75,720,000 (Semin buyout included, Ryan 500k retained included and Duchene 1M retained included)

Cap space: $4,280,000

Spoiler: Transactions

Julien Gauthier, Jake Bean, 2018 2nd & 3rd for Braden Holtby

Marcus Kruger & 2019 2nd for Bostons 2019 4th owned by Blackhawks

Andrei Svechnikov, Jeff Skinner, Victor Rask and Warren Foegele for Nikita Kucherov, Matt Duchene & Boris Katchouk

Elias Lindholm and Scott Darling for Brendan Perlini, Darcy Kuemper (at 1M cap hit, 850k retained by Coyotes) and 2019 2nd round Coyotes pick

Matt Duchene (1M retained) and Brendan Perlini for Nicklas Bäckström

Spoiler: Total in and out

TOTAL OUT:

Andrei Svechnikov
Jeff Skinner
Elias Lindholm
Victor Rask
Scott Darling
Markus Krüger
Warren Foegele
Jake Bean
Julien Gauthier
2018 2nd
2018 3rd
2019 2nd

TOTAL IN:

Nikita Kucherov
Braden Holtby
Nicklas Bäckström
Boris Katchouk
Darcy Kuemper
James van Riemsdyk (UFA)
Kari Lehtonen (UFA)
Antoine Roussel (UFA)
Nikolai Kulemin (UFA)
2019 2nd round pick (Coyotes)
2019 4th round pick (Bruins)

Spoiler: Buyouts and contracts retained

Buyout cap penalties:

Alexander Semin $2,333,333 (ends after 20-21)

Retaining:

$500,000 of Bobby Ryan contract (ends after 20-21)
$1,000,000 of Matt Duchene contract (ends after 18-19)

Spoiler: RFA/UFA signings, 2019 Draft picks

RFA Elias Lindholm 4M x 6yrs, 24M total
RFA Noah Hanifin 5M x 8yrs, 40M total
RFA Trevor van Riemsdyk 1.2M x 2 yr, 2.4M total
RFA Phillip Di Giuseppe 0.8M x 1 yrs
RFA Klas Dahlbeck 0.9M x 1 yrs
RFA Lucas Wallmark 0.75M x 1 yrs

UFA Antoine Roussel 2M x 3yrs, 6M total
UFA Nikolai Kulemin 1M x 1yrs
UFA Kari Lehtonen 1.5M x 1yrs
UFA James van Riemsdyk 6.5M x 4yrs, 26M total

Draft Picks 2019: 1st round, 2nd round (Coyotes), 3rd round, 4th round, 4th round (Bruins), 5th, 6th and 7th.

Spoiler: Most notable prospects

1. Necas (roster)
2. Zykov (roster)
3. Boris Katchouk
4. Wallmark (roster)
5. Janne Kuokkanen
6. Trevor Carrick
7. Alex Nedeljkovic
8. McKeown (roster)
9. Aleksi Saarela
10. Eetu Luostarinen

Some notes:

* Overall, I'm extremely happy with the roster. Managed to bring lots of elite talent to the organization (Bäckström, Kucherov and Holtby) while not giving up the most important prospects (except for Svechnikov). Depth was also impoved via free agency.

* Happy with the trades. Only one I'm not happy with now everything is said and done is Kruger trade, he could had been kept around. I just needed the cap space for Tavares back then.

* I think we can keep this band together for a long time. I projected Kucherov to get ~10.5M, Aho ~6.75-7M, Teräväinen ~5.5M and Williams to take ~3M per year multi year deal in future if he is kept around. Bäckström should be around 9M (especially if given term) and Holtby around 7-8.5M, depending on his next season numbers. Faulk might be the odd man out, we will see. This will require the cap roof to be ~85M at the summer of 2020.


How did I do?

 

[Lempo]

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But on the positive note, the sound your gearbox makes will mute out the fart you were attempting to hide by turning up the music just fine.