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[Wolfpuck]

Just **** next to your car if you really need to lol

Somebody could take a video of it and make me internet famous!

 

[Breakdowns]

Somebody could take a video of it and make me internet famous!

I would watch that if it was blurred out, @Wolfpuck shitting next to car with a gun in one hand and Bojangles Chicken biscuits in other

 

[Wolfpuck]

I would watch that if it was blurred out, @Wolfpuck ****ting next to car with a gun in one hand and Bojangles Chicken biscuits in other

And wiping my ass with my Canes jersey, of course.

 

[Wolfpuck]

Uh oh, the boss just came back. Time to look busy.

 

[Breakdowns]

And wiping my ass with my Canes jersey, of course.

Real southern cowboy

 

[Breakdowns]

Uh oh, the boss just came back. Time to look busy.

Discussing life and hockey is very important, tell that to your boss

 

[Tryamw]

It helps you increase productivity due to "happiness"

 

[Unsustainable]

My boss dumped a turd on me, been on hold with support for an hour to get an error corrected.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

My boss dumped a turd on me, been on hold with support for an hour to get an error corrected.

That does not sound sanitary.

 

[Wolfpuck]

My boss dumped a turd on me, been on hold with support for an hour to get an error corrected.

Close to 5 on a Friday? Here's a last minute pile of bullshit that only you can handle!

 

[Hulkacaniac]

I got some legal issues going on regarding a certain wrongdoing my family faced some time back, and certain people saw it fit to try and cover for the culprits and chose to BS me about certain aspects of the Finnish public law.

I should've been doing my master's thesis on my major, public law, but lately I've been doing this instead.

The certain people have no idea what's about to hit them.

Roll up into the courtroom like

 

[Unsustainable]

Close to 5 on a Friday? Here's a last minute pile of bull**** that only you can handle!

Exactly, and the guy who had it originally was sitting at his desk.

 

[vorbis]

Uh oh, the boss just came back. Time to look busy.

don't worry, you're just liaising with industry stakeholders on the latest trends

 

[Lempo]

It helps you increase productivity due to "happiness"

My continuous many-faceted personal computer usage at work is to accustomize myself even further to computing so that I'd be better in solving arising issues with our production reporting systems and the pallet robot.

 

[Unsustainable]

I forgot what time I left to take a 15 min break

 

[Unsustainable]

Last post 4 mins ago, so I have a few more mins

 

[Unsustainable]

Somebody was smoking the ganja in the elevator.

Guess the random drug tests will be coming soon.

 

[Lempo]

Somebody was smoking the ganja in the elevator.

Guess the random drug tests will be coming soon.

I would piss in a cup and take it onto the boss's desk immediately, just to be on the safe side.

 

[Unsustainable]

I would piss in a cup and take it onto the boss's desk immediately, just to be on the safe side.

I took a dump in his trash can in case.

 

[Unsustainable]

Why do they call it taking a dump when you’re actually leaving it?

 

[Unsustainable]

I should use this as my profile picture at work.

 

[Unsustainable]

Camping out tomorrow night in my hammock.

 

[bluedevil58]

Camping out tomorrow night in my hammock.

Will you be camping with other men?

......

 

[Roboturner913]

I got some legal issues going on regarding a certain wrongdoing my family faced some time back, and certain people saw it fit to try and cover for the culprits and chose to BS me about certain aspects of the Finnish public law.

I should've been doing my master's thesis on my major, public law, but lately I've been doing this instead.

The certain people have no idea what's about to hit them.

Worf? Son of Mogh?

 

[Unsustainable]

Will you be camping with other men?

......

I will be camping with friends.