I am very unhappy

[Jiminy Cricket]

I am not happy at all. Today is African American Friday. There is not a single thing that I want to buy despite my obscene wealth. I am thankful for absolutely nothing. Another one of my children died today and it was honestly the highlight of my day because I'm so miserable. At least it gave me something to do. Each passing second of my existence is a grave mistake and horrible injustice. Looking forward to suffering again tomorrow.

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[John Price]

good luck

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Go play in traffic

 

[Bombshell11]

Well if you self identify as black and are between 19-38 years old you're in luck.
You can have access to up to 60k of financing+tutoring to start a buisiness
AND
access up to 250k loan fund

Black Entrepreneurs - Financing, Advice & Resources

If you are a black entrepreneur looking for ways to grow your business, BDC has financing, advisory services, articles, and tools to help you reach the next level.

www.bdc.ca

Good luck

 

[JMCx4]

Well if you self identify as black and are between 19-38 years old you're in luck.
You can have access to up to 60k of financing+tutoring to start a buisiness
AND
access up to 250k loan fund

Black Entrepreneurs - Financing, Advice & Resources

If you are a black entrepreneur looking for ways to grow your business, BDC has financing, advisory services, articles, and tools to help you reach the next level.

www.bdc.ca

Good luck

The self-identifying as black thing he can fake, but the age restrictions are a non-starter. Leave him to his suffering, which has clearly robbed him of his infamous writing style. WEE WANT ARE GIMINIE KRIKIT BACK!

 

[Bombshell11]

The self-identifying as black thing he can fake, but the age restrictions are a non-starter. Leave him to his suffering, which has clearly robbed him of his infamous writing style. WEE WANT ARE GIMINIE KRIKIT BACK!

What stops anyone from self identifying as a 20 years old college girl?

 

[JMCx4]

What stops anyone from self identifying as a 20 years old college girl?

Is the answer "the cyber crimes task force"?

 

[Bombshell11]

Is the answer "the cyber crimes task force"?

I think ESG is stronger than any force

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I take it all back. One phone call has changed my life completely. I have been offered a dream opportunity as a Sales Associate at Strawbridge's. Words cannot explain my gratitude. Thank you for sticking with me, everybody. Never give up hope.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I am very unhappy

 

[Ulf5]

Go play in traffic

Gimme $100k first.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Today is my 99th Birthday. 99 Year`s of misery. I have not been happy for even a single day. We must cherish every moment. I will likely have a heart attack within the next 6 month`s. I could pass away any second now. On top of that i was recently diagnosed with High sodium. That is the thank`s i get for serving in multiple War`s. Thank u for your service, now u can`t enjoy a slice of pizza. To hell with that. I am eating the whole pie.

 

[ViD]

Thank God the font is back

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Where did the year`s go. I am 99 year`s old now. My pappy died at 99. My Granpappy died at 99. My Great Granpappy died at 99. My Great Great Granpappy died at 99. My Great Great Great Granpappy died at 99. My Great Great Great Great Granpappy died at 99. My Great Great Great Great Great Granpappy died at 99. My Great Great Great Great Great Great Granpappy died at 99. I will not make it to 100. My organ`s are shutting down. I have been incontinent for year`s. I have lost count of how many time`s i have shit my Pant`s. I remember when i was a young Stallion. The Year`s have disappeared in a blink of the eye.