MetalheadPenguinsFan
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I got a lap dance from a girl named "Winter" on my birthday once. When I asked her why she picked that name, she said: "Because every time it snows, I need to get plowed."
Was she hot??
I got a lap dance from a girl named "Winter" on my birthday once. When I asked her why she picked that name, she said: "Because every time it snows, I need to get plowed."
Was she hot??
Very. She had icy blue colored hair and eye liner, and very pale skin with strategically placed glitter so it kinda made her skin look like how snow glitters in light.
She really sold out on the whole "Ice Queen" thing, or w/e you wanna call it
Would plow if I wasn't married.
Yeah, **** off buddy we absolutely need more Laine clips. ****in every time this kid steps on the ice someone scores. kids ****in dirt nasty man. Does ****in ovi have 16 goals this season I dont ****in think so bud. I'm ****in tellin ya Patrik "golden flow" Laine is pottin 50 in '17 ****in callin it right now. Clap bombs, **** moms, wheel, snipe, and ****in celly boys ****
... and I have come to the conclusion that Neopets is the reason. I was watching a video today and it became clear the Neopets is the reason why. When I was like 7 years old I use to gamble away my Neopoints on different games. It was the most fun and I never got over this. Carried over into another game and now it has carried over to real life.
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