OT: Hurricanes Lounge XLVI: Really, It's All About Beer and Bojangles

Navin R Slavin

Fifth line center
Jan 1, 2011
16,369
64,798
Durrm NC
I love Mike Tyson, and I'm glad he took this opportunity to get paid.

I hate Jake Paul, but you've got to hand it to him: he knows how to turn his villainy into cash. Everyone on the planet was praying that he would get knocked the f*** out, and he knew it.

If there were any chance that Jake Paul was gonna lose this fight, it wouldn't have happened in the first place. He will never, not ever, fight a real fighter in a real fight. The fact that this was sanctioned in the first place is f***ing nonsense. And he *still* had to put 14oz gloves in the contract so he didn't accidentally get knocked out by that old man's jab.

In America, the long con goes on and on.
 

Negan4Coach

Fantastic and Stochastic
Aug 31, 2017
6,030
15,298
Raleigh, NC
I can't believe I stayed up to watch that crap last night.

I was really hoping to see Iron Mike throw the YouTube guy's child down and stomp on his testicles so that only then he could understand the pain he feels.
 

LakeLivin

Armchair Quarterback
Mar 11, 2016
5,124
15,114
North Carolina
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I can't believe I stayed up to watch that crap last night.

I was really hoping to see Iron Mike throw the YouTube guy's child down and stomp on his testicles so that only then he could understand the pain he feels.
I was saved. Turned on the netflix prelims but then switched it off intending to go back for the main event. But on DISH you have to watch it from the beginning and can't fast forward, so when I tried to tune back in around 11 I'd have had to still sit through the 3 hours of prelims before seeing Tyson/ Paul. Nope.
 

Blueline Bomber

AI Generated Minnesota Wild
Sponsor
Oct 31, 2007
40,648
47,264
I love Mike Tyson, and I'm glad he took this opportunity to get paid.

I hate Jake Paul, but you've got to hand it to him: he knows how to turn his villainy into cash. Everyone on the planet was praying that he would get knocked the f*** out, and he knew it.

If there were any chance that Jake Paul was gonna lose this fight, it wouldn't have happened in the first place. He will never, not ever, fight a real fighter in a real fight. The fact that this was sanctioned in the first place is f***ing nonsense. And he *still* had to put 14oz gloves in the contract so he didn't accidentally get knocked out by that old man's jab.

In America, the long con goes on and on.



So basically, the one time he didn’t fight a retired fighter that was 15 years his elder, he lost.
 

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