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macmaroon

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T-shirt of the day...

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Meme of the day...

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GeorgeJETson

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The conversation last night at the store:

Mrs. Jetson: Oh, these plants are pretty *picks up one*
Mrs Jetson's friend: Why don't you get this bigger plant?
Mrs. Jetson: Oh, I don't want a bigger one, I want a smaller one.
Me, without skipping a beat: Wow, that must be the first time a woman has ever said that!
 
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Stumbledore

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GeorgeJETson said:
The conversation last night at the store:

Mrs. Jetson: Oh, these plants are pretty *picks up one*
Mrs Jetson's friend: Why don't you get this bigger plant?
Mrs. Jetson: Oh, I don't want a bigger one, I want a smaller one.
Me, without skipping a beat: Wow, that must be the first time a woman has ever said that!
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I've heard at least two women say that in the past 60 or so years.

In both cases it was paraphrased along the lines of: "I've never had one too small to enjoy, but I've had one that was too large to play with."

Maybe my favourite cat lady will pop in from her summer vacation and enlighten us further.
 
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Jets 31

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Was in the drive through at Starbucks yesterday and there was a mini van in front of me with a sticker on the back window that said, Condoms prevent Mini Vans . I was laughing out loud and the lady saw me and was laughing saying its very true you know. :laugh::laugh:
 
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With the economy the way it is, I figured I'd get a part time job working at the zoo to make a little extra cash

I'm going to be the guy who circumcises the elephants

The pay is terrible, but the tips are HUGE
 
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Stumbledore

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Buffdog said:
With the economy the way it is, I figured I'd get a part time job working at the zoo to make a little extra cash

I'm going to be the guy who circumcises the elephants

The pay is terrible, but the tips are HUGE
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And they used to call me the creepy one...
 
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