OT: Humour Thread

kanadalainen

A pint of dark matter, please.
Jan 7, 2017
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macmaroon

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Sep 3, 2011
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Merry Christmas everyone! Here's a song I remember when I was a kid. There are various versions I saw when I looked it up on Google, but this is the one that is earwormed into my brain...

Johnny, the Silver-Gunned Cowboy (sung to Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

Johnny, the Silver-Gunned cowboy
had a very shiny gun
and if you ever saw it
you would pack your bags and run
All of the other cowboys
used to laugh and call him names
they never let poor Johnny
join in any cowboy games
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Sheriff came to say
Johnny with your gun so bright
won't you shoot my wife tonight?
Then all the cowboys loved him
as they shouted out with glee
Johnny, the Silver-Gunned cowboy
you're going to the Penitentiary!

Apologies to Gene Autry...
 

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