how to use chicken wings to test your relationship as early as the first date!!

[Carolinas Identity*]

we have all been there

first date, you are hitting it off, laughing, joking, small talk, etc

when suddenly it hits you: you would like to see his guy//girl again, perhaps several times beyond that

but you also do not want to waste time and resources on a relationship that may not work out

what to do? well i will tell you what to do using my foolproof (#foolproof) method:

get a double order of wings with the sauciest sauce that the establishment that you are at has to offer

then get extra sauce and dig in (no napkins//wet naps allowed, but blue cheese, ranch, other dips are okay)

after you are done look at him//her and gaze upon their messy face

if you would both still be willing to kiss each other looking like that, your relationship has a better than average shot

lounge...

you are welcome

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[irunthepeg]

i'd kiss satan if he had wing sauce all over his face

 

[HanSolo]

Nice Lady Advice

 

[Chris Hagen*]

I'm vegan.

 

[Chris Hagen*]

Me and my new girlfriend could have food smeared all over our faces and we wouldn't think twice about licking it off each other while sharing in a passionate kiss.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Get the hottest sauce instead.

 

[Finnish your Czech]

i'd kiss satan if he had wing sauce all over his face

I wouldn't

 

[RayP]

The sad thing really is how much thought and effort you put into this.... And it's just a dumb post.

 

[Satan]

I'm vegan

 

[Dog]

I've done this before

 

[yubbers]

Not ix

 

[yubbers]

 

[Kairi Zaide]

 

[HanSolo]

Top 10 sunny scene.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

i do a p good overmind impression eh?

 

[irunthepeg]

Me and my new girlfriend could have food smeared all over our faces and we wouldn't think twice about licking it off each other while sharing in a passionate kiss.

switch from righty to lefty???

 

[cupcrazyman]

We went to a casino on our first date.very casual atmosphere.that was 6 yrs ago.

 

[Dr Awesome]

I remember the first time I went to Walmart

 

[Satan]

We went to a casino on our first date.very casual atmosphere.that was 6 yrs ago.

what happened after

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Me and my new girlfriend could have food smeared all over our faces and we wouldn't think twice about licking it off each other while sharing in a passionate kiss.

What are you, dogs???

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

were i a hot chick, i would eat wings//make out w/ that guy

 

[Whiplash27]

Any woman that does not like wings is not worth your time.

 

[Bubba Thudd]

were i a hot chick, i would eat wings//make out w/ that guy

What if you were the DUFF chick?

 

[sully1410]

What if you were the DUFF chick?

Same answer applies

 

[InfinityIggy]

I do the same thing, but with Milk instead.