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F****** Pheasants!
Lord knows my saying something is just gonna throw a hex now on the whole dang thing, but for arguments sake... Imagine it's two months from now, and after this abysmal start to the season, the Sabres have turned it around and turned it on. To everyone's surprise, they've just clinched a playoff berth and are sitting pretty somewhere in between the 5-8 seed, prompting the experts to put their first round matchup on "upset alert". A random hockey fan walks up to you on the street and asks you to describe how it happened. What do you say??