Malkin: Hey coach, the tournament is in Canada, how are we going to get past a heavy Fav. American team and those pesky (offensively challenged) Canadian team, the host team?
Coach: I have purchased several tapes of an event where they assembled the best players from North America VS. Euros. I'm hoping to find weakness in their game.
Malkin: What event is that coach?
Coach: The all star games!
After hours of watching and analysing.
Malkin: Wow, I love all star games. This is how games should be played, no physical contact and alot of show boating.
Zubarev: Canada specially have no chance of beating us if we meet them. Skill is what is going to seperate us from them.
Coach: As you see from the tapes, there's hardly any hitting and if we dazzle them with our puck handling skills, there's no way in hell they will be able to compete with us.
Russians players: Shaibu! Shaibu! Shaibu! Shaibu!
Malkin: Hey coach *whispering*, I hear this alot but what the hell does "Shaibu" mean. I looked it up on the russian dictionnary and i can't find it.
Coach: We invented it after the Canadians won 5 straight gold medals in the 90's. It really means "Screw you Canucks!". It's a like a code. The Finns have a similar word too.
Malkin: They do? what word is that?
Coach: SUOMI, in front of their jerseys. It really means "Screw Sweden".
Malkin: Oh!!!!! Shaibu! Shaibu! Shaibu! Shaibu! Shaibu!
*Note, this conversion/event may or may not have happened.
