How do people discipline their children?

[Pharrell Williams]

I am glad so many studies have shown the positive benefits of corporeal punishment oh wait

 

[Mantis]

I make them watch New Jersey Devils games

 

[sdf]

Who need ****ing kids they're stupid. I have dog, this is much better

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Who need ****ing kids they're stupid. I have dog, this is much better

 

[jw2]

I am glad so many studies have shown the positive benefits of corporeal punishment oh wait

I bet you parents blame the schools and your friends when you do something wrong.

"Not my angel... look at all of his participation trophys!"

 

[Pharrell Williams]

I bet you parents blame the schools and your friends when you do something wrong.

"Not my angel... look at all of his participation trophys!"

Ur a great meme and I appreciate u

 

[jw2]

^ when you nail it on the head

 

[Langdon Alger]

I make them watch New Jersey Devils games

 

[ProstheticConscience]

When my daughter was a wee one, punishment for infractions was usually loss of tv and videos. When she was older, it was grounding and revocation of computer/phone. Never went beyond that.

When she was in grade six, she was sent to the Principal's office for telling her science teacher to "chill out", then in grade ten she developed a habit of skipping PE class. That's the sum total of trouble she was in at school.

Both my wife and I were raised with corporal punishment and we both swore we'd never do it to our own kid.

Got really lucky. Our kid's always been super well behaved. She's actually moving out at the end of the month. Don't know what I'm going to do without a hundred half-empty teacups littering the kitchen counters.

 

[Flukeshot]

My kids are 6, 5, and 21 months. Punishment is to sit on the stairs for as many minutes as their age...so 6 mins for the 6 year old, and so on.

My daughter who is the youngest doesn't really grasp punishment but she knows when she does something bad because she just stands still and closes her eyes. It's the cutest thing ever and I can't get mad at that. haha. She's already got me wrapped around her little finger.


There's also the old classic of sending them to their room.

I like that one, age based time outs.

I've got a 4 and almost 2 year old, I put them to bed until they're quiet. Start crying or yelling again, and back they go.

 

[Mantis]

Sometimes I hit my son with my belt






While I am still wearing it...

 

[yubbers]

They don't

That's why everyone is a candy ass jabroni

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Who need ****ing kids they're stupid. I have dog, this is much better

This.

 

[Hansen]

I am glad so many studies have shown the positive benefits of corporeal punishment oh wait

I prefer ethereal punishment, if they aren't suitable for the Isle of the Blessed then ship their ***** to Tartarus

 

[Pharrell Williams]

I prefer ethereal punishment, if they aren't suitable for the Isle of the Blessed then ship their ***** to Tartarus

shoot your kids.