How do I skate

[John Price]

Every time I get on the ice I keep slipping and fall down. How do I move on ice without having to walk by the boards.

The ice is wet too. So how am I expected to move fast on wet slippery ice

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[darko]

Lirl amateur

 

[John Price]

Lirl amateur

There's no ice in Australia.

 

[darko]

There's no ice in Australia.

Yeah beaches everywhere bro.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

A true Asian like yourself should have at least 4 figure skating medals by now Mike.

 

[darko]

Lmao

 

[Dog]

Get deported *****

 

[yubbers]

How can she slap?

 

[yubbers]

Just tell everyone your wobbly movements are interpretant dance on ice

 

[irunthepeg]

Just tell everyone your wobbly movements are interpretant dance on ice

lmao

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Just tell everyone your wobbly movements are interpretant dance on ice

Preach it old timer.

 

[Satan]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[yubbers]

Lirl

Yo Gabba Gabba

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[Guerzy]

you're a ****in' idiot mike

 

[Goonzilla]

That style has two distinct advantages; you don't have too far to fall and if a truck should jacknife in front of you you won't get decapitated.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

That style has two distinct advantages; you don't have too far to fall and if a truck should jacknife in front of you you won't get decapitated.

Very true

 

[irunthepeg]

 

[Masao]

Do this, but on skates:

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[Leafsdude7]

There's no ice in Australia.

There is an Austria, however.