How Can You Tell Someone Is An American? Americans living abroad

[LarryFisherman]

One of the very, very few areas of style (if not the only one) where we crush the rest of the world. Speedos are freaking disgusting unless you're a competing swimming/diving athlete, change my mind.

as cold a take as you can get

zero corrections possible

 

[Bumpus]

Baby, you’ll know it by the confidence and air of superiority in our arrogant swagger as we stride past you in our leisure suits.

Ya dig?

 

[TheGreenTBer]

as cold a take as you can get

zero corrections possible

EDIT: totally misunderstood. This is what I get for posting while working.

 

[LarryFisherman]

Baby, you’ll know it by the confidence and air of superiority in our arrogant swagger as we stride past you in our leisure suits.

Ya dig?

just what everyone wants to see. some uncut cock hanging out of the side of a euro suit.

speaking of uncut cocks, USA leads in nice, clean good looking cut cock.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

just what everyone wants to see. some uncut cock hanging out of the side of a euro suit.

speaking of uncut cocks, USA leads in nice, clean good looking cut cock.

and if anyone knows, it's meyou.

 

[LarryFisherman]

Murica

 

[Tarantula]

Bearly filled, and on top the burger was grizzly...

 

[TheGreenTBer]

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Murica

is that goodyear blimp motherf***er for real? Five Guys gives french fry servings the size of footballs!

 

[LarryFisherman]

Bearly filled, and on top the burger was grizzly...

I didn't even notice the typo lmfao. I was purely commenting on how his large portion wasn't enough because it wasn't overflowing out of the container. It's now even more hilarious.

 

[cupcrazyman]

If someone is fat, they are likely American.

Somebody has to play center on the football team.