BostonBob
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Smile 2 coming to theatres in October.
And even with Hugh Grant in it this looks promising.
And even with Hugh Grant in it this looks promising.
It's on Tubi in the US.
I won't be held responsible for this.
The one shot of a toilet holding a gun got a genuine laugh out of me.It's on Tubi in Canada too!
I've commented on a few pretty bad Amityville films before:
Amityville: No Escape (and 6 others)
Amityville: Dollhouse
Amityville Island
This Amityville Death Toilet (Jacobs, 2023) is easily the cheapest entry of all these crappy films, and one of the cheapest films I've ever seen. I understand that it's a joke, part of a series of death toilet films made by a bunch of friends, with no screenplays (he needs to find the toilet but gets told where it is) and minimal effort. What I don't understand is everything else - especially the floating filters (a shark, zombies), but not limited to that (the editing of the mayor's scenes are just all the improvised takes put together, constantly rephrasing the same things to pad the runtime). A few things still made me laugh, mainly the main actor playing all of this nonsense straight and the insistence on the Amityville house windows (and every 75 shots of the windows made me chuckle, as they don't look anything like the original ones, but they were the only hint that these twits even knew about the original films). It's almost so bad it's good. Certainly more bearable than a few of the other entries I've watched. 1.5/10
The toilet was probably too evil to risk handing it real weapons. The atrocious intro toilet kills were a bold choice - they're making it clear right away that you'll regret wasting your time with the rest. They were probably lifted from previous entries in the death toilet series too (I won't verify that claim) as none of the intro ones were filmed in the actual "Amityville bathroom".The one shot of a toilet holding a gun got a genuine laugh out of me.
I honestly don't understand how the knife worked. Where was it coming from and what direction was it moving? It looks like it was from behind by the seat but the victims are always staring forward. Also, why couldn't they use a real knife rather than a fake one made of foil. That actually feels like more work than just having a knife!
Ah yes, like the classic Rocky movie series' habit of recapping previous movies in the opening minutes of the new movie.The toilet was probably too evil to risk handing it real weapons. The atrocious intro toilet kills were a bold choice - they're making it clear right away that you'll regret wasting your time with the rest. They were probably lifted from previous entries in the death toilet series too (I won't verify that claim) as none of the intro ones were filmed in the actual "Amityville bathroom".
It's on Tubi in Canada too!
I've commented on a few pretty bad Amityville films before:
Amityville: No Escape (and 6 others)
Amityville: Dollhouse
Amityville Island
This Amityville Death Toilet (Jacobs, 2023) is easily the cheapest entry of all these crappy films, and one of the cheapest films I've ever seen. I understand that it's a joke, part of a series of death toilet films made by a bunch of friends, with no screenplays (he needs to find the toilet but gets told where it is) and minimal effort. What I don't understand is everything else - especially the floating filters (a shark, zombies), but not limited to that (the editing of the mayor's scenes are just all the improvised takes put together, constantly rephrasing the same things to pad the runtime). A few things still made me laugh, mainly the main actor playing all of this nonsense straight and the insistence on the Amityville house windows (and every 75 shots of the windows made me chuckle, as they don't look anything like the original ones, but they were the only hint that these twits even knew about the original films). It's almost so bad it's good. Certainly more bearable than a few of the other entries I've watched. 1.5/10
MaXXXine is being released on July 5th.
I'm looking forward to watching the 3rd and final installment of the X trilogy.
I remember not hating that one, but its low budget was tough on the result. Part 6 is too somewhat fun (if I can trust younger me). The problem I now have with you (!) is that you rated this one equal to the original! That's just a big NOPE. I know nobody's ratings will ever align with mine, but there has to be a gap here!! I don't think I'll rewatch the Howling films in a while (if ever), but if the original is a 6 (which sounds about right), I'd be very generous if I gave any of the other films from the series a 4 - and I seriously doubt I'd go there!
Howling V: The Rebirth (1989) - 6/10
A group of people are invited to a castle tour in Budapest, but become snowed in and are stalked by a werewolf.
This ensemble features Victoria Catlin, Ben Cole, Stephanie Faulkner, Elizabeth She, Richard Shockley, Mark Sivertsen, Mary Stevin, Nigel Triffitt, and Clive Turner as a group of strangers invited to a mysterious castle in Budapest. Their host is The Count (Philip Davis), who explains the castle has been sealed for 500 years following a mysterious murder-suicide event in 1489. The group - which includes a doctor, a model, a photographer, a professor, and a professional tennis player - begin to get settled in and start touring, but a huge snow storm hits, making it impossible to get back to their hotel. When one of the group goes missing, the remaining members team up to search for them, but quickly realize they're being stalked by a werewolf...
Howling V: The Rebirth was directed by Neal Sundstrom, and written by Freddie Rowe and Clive Turner. Rowe and Turner previously wrote Howling IV: The Original Nightmare (1988), but this time around wanted to focus less on the creature effects and more on mystery elements. The film was a joint Hungary-UK production, being filmed on location in Budapest. How does it fare?
Heck yeah! Finally, something interesting from this series. After whatever-the-heck parts II & III were, and the milquetoast remake that was Howling IV, anyone who goes through The Howling series is finally rewarded with an original effort in Howling V. Well... mostly original, at least. Clearly, Howling V is a take on the 1939 Agatha Christie novel, "And Then There Were None". The novel sees a group of strangers from different backgrounds summoned to a remote location and picked off one-by-one, which is pretty much what we have going on in this movie.
To me, that's perfect. Werewolf movies work best as mysteries, so using the greatest mystery book of all time as a point of reference is exactly what The Howling franchise needed to get back on track. The mystery in this movie is legitimately good, and though I did correctly figure it out, it wasn't until the final few minutes of the movie when the remaining survivors were few in number. One of Howling V's strengths is that all of the characters are memorable, which helps enhance the whodunit element. Even though our protagonists are often split up exploring the castle, Howling V makes it easy to remember who everyone is and what their personality is like.
That's a good thing here, because this movie has some really surprising deaths. This isn't a movie like John Carpenter's The Thing (1982) where there is a lead character you can get behind. Every time I thought the film was setting someone up to be the main protagonist, that person ended up being werewolf dinner. I'm so used to horror movies where the protagonist gets saved at the last second from impending doom, but Howling V throws that trope in the garbage. No one is safe in this film.
As for the werewolves, Howling V is like Howling II in the sense that when a werewolf kills someone, they don't become a werewolf; they're just dead. That makes this movie more similar to a slasher than the aforementioned The Thing. However, this movie is definitely not a slasher in any traditional sense. Aside from one scene that doesn't even involve a werewolf, Howling V's violence is extremely tame. Almost every death occurs off-screen, as the film cuts away and plays some cheesy music (which is mixed way too high compared to the rest of the audio, by the way).
I presume this is a mixture of intent and budgeting constraints. The filmmakers set out to make a mystery, which they nailed. But for the werewolves themselves, we see very little of them. What we do see looks pretty good, but because the monsters are often backlit in dark corridors, I suspect creative camera work masked some of the limitations of the creature design. Kudos to the filmmakers on working with what they had; they did enough to establish that the film has a werewolf (that looks pretty good), but retrained the werewolf screen time enough that they didn't have to resort to any ridiculous measures, like the gorilla costumes in Howling II.
Howling V does have other issues though. The characters spend a lot of time walking around, then regrouping, and then walking around some more. The castle does provide good atmosphere for this movie, but much of it is nondescript (which is actually a plot point in this movie). That equates to our characters walking in the same locations over-and-over. Additionally, the performances are a mixed bag to say the least. There are some distractingly wooden deliveries. In one scene early on, two characters are having a flirtatious conversation, but the acting is so bad and their timing so off that it doesn't even seem like they're talking to each other; let alone convincing us of possible romantic fireworks between the two. These are the type of short comings you'll need to look past to appreciate this film's strengths. For me, it was a minor issue, but your milage may vary.
Overall, Howling V is a breath for fresh air for a series that has often been stale or flat out weird. Though the movie has plenty of problems related to its low budget, the film makes up for it with its strong and unpredictable mystery. Sadly, Howling V has been out of print for nearly 20 years, and the version streaming on Amazon Prime looks like wolf crap (full screen, low res VHS scan). But if you're able to tough out watching the Prime stream, you'll be rewarded with a good movie. Howling V: the Rebirth had a budget of $2M, and was released direct-to-video.
I remember not hating that one, but its low budget was tough on the result. Part 6 is too somewhat fun (if I can trust younger me). The problem I now have with you (!) is that you rated this one equal to the original! That's just a big NOPE. I know nobody's ratings will ever align with mine, but there has to be a gap here!! I don't think I'll rewatch the Howling films in a while (if ever), but if the original is a 6 (which sounds about right), I'd be very generous if I gave any of the other films from the series a 4 - and I seriously doubt I'd go there!
MaxxxineChecking this out tomorrow. Will report back
Maxxxine
Definitely should see X before checking this one out. Pearl is less necessary. Overall I think I liked it more than both of those films. It’s a good modern day slasher, not quite as good as Thanksgiving but good. Mia Goth is awesome. Clever movie.
7.8/10
It’s definitely a different feel than X. X had more of a Texas Chainsaw vibe, this is more of an 80s slasher type movie. I think this was done intentionally to reflect the time period when each movie took place. I also think Maxxxine is funnier than X too.I really didn't like X at all, is it still worth checking out?
Interesting series because I think each movie has a different vibe/flavor which leads to some differing views.I really didn't like X at all, is it still worth checking out?
It’s definitely a different feel than X. X had more of a Texas Chainsaw vibe, this is more of an 80s slasher type movie. I think this was done intentionally to reflect the time period when each movie took place. I also think Maxxxine is funnier than X too.
But I also liked X so idk, we may have a different taste in movies.
Interesting series because I think each movie has a different vibe/flavor which leads to some differing views.
Personally I thought Pearl was the best by a decent margin. Followed by Maxxxine then X. I liked these two too but my big knock on X is Goth's performance which I think is kinda bad without citing some spoiler specifics. She's fantastic on the following two though.
As a whole I really appreciate what West built. Obvious influences but still its own thing. Each movie can kinda stand on its own (sorta) but as a whole I thought it was pretty cool.
Longlegs is gonna be a massive commercial success. My theater was packed. I’m seeing that’s the case in many places. Viral marketing campaign worked. Horror is so back the last few years, love to see it. Anyway…on to the movie
Longlegs
Nicolas Cage is probably the best actor alive. Holy f*** is this character unsettling. And they knew he was gonna be unsettling too, they built up to his reveal. I was trying to come up with a comparison to give you guys a ballpark of where we are working but it’s probably too unique, just a great job by him to create something fresh. Maika Monroe was great. The movie did suspense incredibly well-probably the best job of doing that in a film since I saw The Strangers- Monroe was a major part of that. There were little glints of humor sprinkled throughout but man this movie does not give you a break for your heart to chill. The ending- not unlike with In a Violent Nature, the most recent horror film I saw in that theater- will probably piss some people off. One lady in there definitely didn’t like it but I just assume she’s uncultured swine. Not unlike with Immaculate I turned to my friend at the end and said “oooooo the Catholic Church is not going to like this” lol
Definitely do not let your child watch this unless you want to traumatize them. Sinister x Silence of the Lambs is probably the best description of it.
9.2/10
Joins Late Night with the Devil as my favorites in the last calendar year
The naked old ppl in Hereditary were the creepiest parts for meBeen a horror movie fan for quite sometime. Recent favorites are Hereditary and Midsommer.
Hereditary was wild, loved the possessed mom banging her head on the attic door. Gave me chills. This was a wonderful horror movie, and is a must watch for scary movie fans.
Midsommer was a classic cult movie. By no means scary but just a good old fashioned wild movie. Some pretty cool scenes at the cliff.
I appreciate your review and reading your perspective on it. I went to see it last night as well, and have a different view.
First, I thought the time period was great. No cell phones, no modern technology. It helps cement the feeling of isolation and helplessness.
The cinematography was excellent, and the vibe was high on the creepy factor throughout.
I thought the movie had promise in the first third, and I felt very invested. But then the substance slowly started to dissipate the longer it went on. No one in the movie's universe was ever in any real and immediate danger. The capture of the Longlegs character was very anticlimactic, and his interview underwhelming, with very little substance. Cage's character was creepy af, but never once appeared dangerous or threatening or violent.
The ending felt uninteresting and by that point I didn't care what happened to anyone. It's not that I didn't understand what was happening, it's that I hadn't created an attachment to any one of these characters, so I didn't care.
Not a bad movie, definitely worth a watch for the atmosphere. Nothing really happens though. It feels more like a true crime documentary than a horror movie.
6/10