Post-Game Talk: Horrifying Act of Violence

[Machinehead]

If you're calling me out for it...I'm the wrong target. I don't beat my chest about it.

This conversation is dumb...let's move on.

LMAO you talk about hating the NBA like I talk about Kreider, dude.

I don't know if you realize it, but like how I'm the guy that does all the stupid shit I do, Boris Zubov is the guy that talks about hating the NBA constantly. It's your wrestling gimmick at this point.

 

[mike14]

I forgot I added sugar to my coffee but didn't stir so after the cream, it wasn't sweet so I added more sugar and then stirred and now all the sugar made it too sweet so now i have to make another cup of coffee and add more cream to balance it out.

I read this in Ralph Wiggum's voice

 

[PuckLuck3043]

yeah but nobody else got to face off against the worst playoff team in 35 years....

Of course the Rangers earned this matchup by winning the Presidents trophy, thats what winning in the regular season should reward you with , unlike Dallas getting Vegas or Boston getting Florida.


But the Rangers played liked deep fried donkey dick for large portions of the series.

Shits not gonna cut against an actual good team, like Carolina.

Don't worry, keep whining and please don't celebrate the series win. I will say it once again for the people in the back. It's hard to sweep an NHL team. They are the worst playoff team record wise but it still doesn't mean they couldn't steal a game or 2. I have also watched every Carolina-NYI game and the truth is Carolina has not been that impressive except for game 2. That series could be 2-2 or even 3-1 Isles.

 

[Boris Zubov]

What an absolute poop bag that guy is.... guy showed his true self and it wasn't pretty

When he has NOT showed his true self? If I could edit Gifs I'd change this to single him out...

 

[Machinehead]

Division II Lacrosse? Ivy League squash?

I love lacrosse.

I don't know if I hate a sport. At worst there are some I don't watch. Hating a sport for existing is weird.

 

[will1066]

I love how we're at each other's throats after a sweep and being the first team to advance to the next round.

I love you all. Lol Even those that want to rip me one.

 

[Glen Sathers Cigar]

My beloved Jimothy Vesey was guilty of quite a few boneheaded turnovers in this game. He's made some really poor plays with the puck in the D zone. I noticed he has a tendency to double back and reverse the puck as his go to on the boards in the D zone even when the right play is to go north with it and it's caused a number of turnovers and defensive zone time being extended. I'd like to see him default more to the chip out when it's there, doubling back is always tough when there's a heavy forecheck and your teammates are flat footed*.

*Unless you're Adam Fox lol

 

[Gardner McKay]

I love lacrosse.

I don't know if I hate a sport. At worst there are some I don't watch. Hating a sport for existing is weird.

I agree. There are sports I don't like to watch on tv, like basketball and even baseball these days. But it's so much fun to go to an NBA game.

 

[Gardner McKay]

Y’all sweep a series and you’re still hung up on Tom Wilson? 1994. Suck it.

Who beat me to the warning? Damn. I wanted it.

Hey hey hey... GOOOOOODBYE!

 

[Machinehead]

I love how we're at each other's throats after a sweep and being the first team to advance to the next round.

I love you all. Lol Even those that want to rip me one.

The only throat I'm at is yours for wanting to bring back that line from the 8th circle of Hell.

Beyond that, it's just an observation.

 

[Machinehead]

Who beat me to the warning? Damn. I wanted it.

Hey hey hey... GOOOOOODBYE!

 

[Paulie Walnutz]

The most Rangers thing ever just happened to me. I started a be a pro mode with Rempe and in the Memorial Cup playoffs I hit Othmann and knocked him out of the game with a concussion.

 

[2Leetch_94]

Who beat me to the warning? Damn. I wanted it.

Hey hey hey... GOOOOOODBYE!

I thought the Caps were just doing Lav a solid and agreed to 4 exhibition games so the Rangers could stay fresh for the actual playoffs.

 

[LORDE]

Maybe we should talk more about what Biz-Douchebag was saying & how he was acting in the 2nd intermission?

Surely we can all agree how unprofessional & pathetic THAT disgusting display was.

 

[Machinehead]

Maybe we should talk more about what Biz-Douchebag was saying & how he was acting in the 2nd intermission?

Surely we can all agree how unprofessional & pathetic THAT disgusting display was.

I missed it.

Do I even wanna know?

 

[will1066]

The only throat I'm at is yours for wanting to bring back that line from the 8th circle of Hell.

Beyond that, it's just an observation.

I offered that as more throwing shit on the wall to see if it sticks. I was just bullspitting

 

[Boris Zubov]

LMAO you talk about hating the NBA like I talk about Kreider, dude.

I don't know if you realize it, but like how I'm the guy that does all the stupid shit I do, Boris Zubov is the guy that talks about hating the NBA constantly. It's your wrestling gimmick at this point.

I'm pretty confident I'm known as the guy who interjects pizza into every conversation. ( & the guy who just won the fantasy league!)

Again this is a REALLY dumb thing to be going back & forth on. Why are you of all people so prickly tonight. Let's enjoy the sweep, eh?

 

[LORDE]

I missed it.

Do I even wanna know?

Probably not.

Even the rest of the panel looked embarrassed.

They were leaning away from him... literally.

 

[Boris Zubov]

Maybe we should talk more about what Biz-Douchebag was saying & how he was acting in the 2nd intermission?

Surely we can all agree how unprofessional & pathetic THAT disgusting display was.

What did he do?

 

[GoAwayPanarin]

Heres something that just popped into my head.

Rangers may have dealt out L's to Crosby and Ovechkin in their last playoff appearances.

Pens may get in again while Crosby is still playing but the Caps won't. Ovi is going to get 895 and call it a career.

 

[PuckLuck3043]

Maybe we should talk more about what Biz-Douchebag was saying & how he was acting in the 2nd intermission?

Surely we can all agree how unprofessional & pathetic THAT disgusting display was.

What did he do? I don't watch that clown.

 

[SML2]

The worst thing about this series is that Ovechkin is only a year older than me and just showed me how f***ing old I am.

I'd trade 10 years off my life to be your age.

 

[Machinehead]

I'm pretty confident I'm known as the guy who interjects pizza into every conversation. ( & the guy who just won the fantasy league!)

Not denying that.

Again this is a REALLY dumb thing to be going back & forth on. Why are you of all people so prickly tonight. Let's enjoy the sweep, eh?

Some of us happen to be Knicks fans!

 

[will1066]

Heres something that just popped into my head.

Rangers may have dealt out L's to Crosby and Ovechkin in their last playoff appearances.

Pens may get in again while Crosby is still playing but the Caps won't. Ovi is going to get 895 and call it a career.

Is it possible he played hurt? It's shocking how he did absolutely nothing considering he was on a tear finishing the season

 

[jerseyjinx94]

Where’s the Caps fan who before the series said it wouldn’t be the biggest upset ever if Washington won.

That team was so bad then he played like shit and swept