GDT: Hoping Kings Don't Send Us to the Poop Dimension - Oilels @ Kungs 8:30

[OfCorsiDid]

Bouchard can GTFO too.

This board really likes to throw the baby out with the bathwater.

 

[GM BoJack]

I think it might cost a bigger asset than that to get rid of him one for one. Likely impossible unless he goes in a cap dump in a bigger deal where a team has to take him to make the money work.

Swapping bad contracts with another team. How's Andreas Jonsson(sp) doing? Former Leafs checks all the boxes for Holland.

 

[Ibanez]

There’s smog in Edmonton too lol

That’s actually smoke from the fire in Kens office and the house of cards he built burning around him.

 

[nexttothemoon]

Campbell sample in Edmonton remain quite small
He 9-7-1
That a hair better than the point % collection of Skinner.


I know Shocking

That's a useless stat... Campbell can't score goals... which is what also decides wins.

Campbell can't keep pucks out which is his job... and he sucks at it.

 

[CupofOil]

Idk man. Skinner tonight has been terrible and Campbell has had a few decent starts.

Ultimately though the whole team just looks lost and lazy. Kings want it more and it shows. No fire in this damn team, for what is a game that offers a 10 to 15% swing in our chance to make playoffs depending which odds maker you fancy.

How has Skinner been terrible? He stole the Calgary game, 36 saves against Seattle, prevented the Colorado game from being a massive blowout. He had one poor game at home against Seattle. Other than that, he's doing everything possible to give this corpse of a team a chance.

Oh sorry, you just meant tonight. Well, Skinner is under siege AGAIN.

 

[Mr Positive]

Oilers crushed in their own zone AGAIN. This just seems beyond fixable at this point, I'm not sure even adding Chychrun is going to move the needle much because it seems like a systematic/team defense issue and it's just getting worse and worse.

There is still a proper sequence of upgrading the D, then reassessing coaching. I say a good D upgrade fixes a lot. It's a parity league. One advantage ( or disadvantage) can make all the difference

 

[iCanada]

I believe the trendy females these days call that a “cleanse”.

Just a heads up, calling women females like that good way to ensure you dont have a girlfriend.

 

[Sanchez]

Are we seeing a new line for Woody here? The K9 Line?

 

[Shaquille Oatmeal]

Was it cooked?

I bought a chicken sandwoch in NY once that was raw in the middle. No problemo.

I don't know what was wrong with it but I was violently Ill afterwards. It has totally turned me off seafood for now. Lol

 

[BlackDogg]

Bring Leonard in to coach

 

[Captain Fantastic]

Enough of this already..

 

[gordonhught]

I don't know what was wrong with it but I was violently Ill afterwards. It has totally turned me off seafood for now. Lol

I had to take worm medicine once after a bad Pad Thai.

never had it since.

Enough of this already..

No joke.

 

[GM BoJack]

I had seafood fried rice

Had my stir fry on white rice. Was delicious and flavorful.

 

[Shaquille Oatmeal]

I had to take worm medicine once after a bad Pad Thai.

never had it since.

Haha. I still do steak and shrimp, however... Can't pass that up.

 

[OfCorsiDid]

Just a heads up, calling women females like that good way to ensure you dont have a girlfriend.

Well fortunately I already do have one so I don’t gotta worry about it.

 

[iCanada]

How has Skinner been terrible? He stole the Calgary game, 36 saves against Seattle, prevented the Colorado game from being a massive blowout. He had one poor game at home against Seattle. Other than that, he's doing everything possible to give this corpse of a team a chance.

I'm talking about tonight. You been watching the game?

He isn't tracking the puck... leading to poor positioning & playing back n his net. Worst to that he's kicking every rebound right into the slot.

 

[ZJuice]

Hug your dogs and cats and children

 

[Sanchez]

Bring Leonard in to coach

Leonards pre game ritual would be to lick his nuts and then take a dump in JPs skates

 

[Leonardlizard]

I think Leon and Connor just want to sip chilly drinks with their hotties in Europe

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Ok. Once more.

is the chicken with th tuna and the bacon?

be precise.

GP asked what everyone had for dinner to which I answered bbq chicken.

He then said he was getting Subway so I suggested what he should order.

Now I want one.

 

[OfCorsiDid]

I had to take worm medicine once after a bad Pad Thai.

never had it since.


No joke.

Are you sure that wasn’t a “Bad Thai”?

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Leonards pre game ritual would be to lick his nuts and then take a dump in JPs skates

So……basically the same as we have now.

 

[GM BoJack]

Hug your dogs and cats and children

I'd hug my cat but he's not into hugs. Only head bops are allowed.

 

[T-Funk]

Leonards pre game ritual would be to lick his nuts and then take a dump in JPs skates

Hey, only JP is allowed to take a dump in JP's skates.

 

[CantHaveTkachev]

Then let him go home and start Campbell.

He's shooting out rebounds like a God damned trampoline and was beaten clean twice.

I agree
but Woody is an idiot