MadArcand
Whaletarded
As a parent of 3 and (not even) 1 year olds, I can agree only partially. They actually slept well as babies (from 2nd month onwards), but it got infinitely worse around the time the older one could get out of bed. At age 3+ she even needs melatonin to go to bed at child-appropriate time instead of staying up til 11-12...As the parent of three small kids, “sleep like a baby” is total bullshit.
However I don't know if "eating like a baby" is a thing, but that's where the real nightmares lie...
On topic, this round truly makes me happy I decided not to participate this time around. I feel like majority of these names are too early, some by far. I'd have an apoplexy trying to sort that mess out. The only ones I always truly liked were Beezer & Kipper.