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Triple H (@TripleH)
@Mitchy . . . B+ player no more. #TheMan

Triple H (@TripleH)
@The Gongshow . . .#TheMan

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Triple H (@TripleH)
As for @AlphaCatalyst . . . #TheMan

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@KIRK

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You know you and I have had our differences in the past, but the one thing that no one can ever take away from you is that you know how to get it done and for that you have my respect. All these people questioning me, hating on me saying "Mitchy, how could you? Mitchy this isn't you!" They're living in a fantasy world and they disgust me. They don't know what it takes. They don't know the sacrifices we've made.

Kirk, you and I know what it takes to get to the top. We know we're playing a losing game if we just go with our business like @AlphaCatalyst and @Falco Lombardi. I've experienced failure and I'm never going back to it. I've discovered the winning formula and it's amazing. It really is. I'm at the top of the mountain and I'm never coming off it.

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HFWF WEEKLY 87
May 13, 2021

- Highlights from last week play. Opening video, pyro, commentary open.

PRE-MATCH - @Kakko makes his entrance to boos, getting pyro treatment for his entrance. @Emperoreddy enters next.

Before the bell rings, the titantron goes to static and the crowd ERUPTS! @PeterSidorkiewicz appears on the titantron in his kitchen, waving joyously as he shouts hi to Emperoreddy as he says he's been looking forward to this match all week along with the rest of his friends -- cue the camera panning the deadpan, live studio audience, staring ahead with no emotion or even colour in their face. Peter says he's been cooking up a storm to mark this huge match! Emperoreddy has all the momentum in the world, and Kakko is making his return! What could go wrong!? Peter waves the camera in closer, and Peter asks if they want to find out what he cooked.

The picture flips, we time jump, and a bunch of dishes are on the counter -- all are stained red, presumably with blood, and his rice is a deep, dark red. Peter has red smeared on his lips now too, and an empty plate behind him, saying he just couldn't resist, IT LOOKS SO GOOD! Peter asks someone from the audience if they want to share a meal with him. Peter calls for someone, and a female walks up, looking blank, grey in the face, and generally looking awful despite seemingly looking like a normal woman in their 20s. Peter asks for her name, but there is no response. He leans in closer, and yells out, "SAMANTHA! I LOVE THAT NAME!" Peter asks "Samantha" who her favourite wrestler is. No response, but he leans in, and his face gets a huge smile. "I LOVE EMPEROREDDY, TOO!!!!" Peter asks "Samantha" what she likes about Emperoreddy. No response again, he leans in closer, and he says he LOVES Emperoreddy's heart as well, and balancing act with his care free, f*** 'EM attitude, too! Peter asks "Samantha" if she's ready to eat up. Peter takes the bite first, telling Samantha that she should always follow the leader -- and then Peter takes the fork and puts it to Samantha's mouth, force feeding her as she opens up. Peter asks Samantha if that isn't the best meal she's ever had. Peter takes about four more bites before feeding Samantha again.

A short time jump, and Peter and Samantha finished the plate. Peter looks into the camera and says that was SO DELICIOUS, and when EMPEROREDDY beats Kakko, he invites Emperoreddy to Peter's kitchen to eat one of these fine dishes, too! Peter smiles, and suddenly, SAMANTHA COLLAPSES. Peter looks shocked, and suddenly, Samantha is coughing aggressively. Peter crouches down to check on Samantha, who's coughing, convulsing, and is bleeding through her mouth, nostrils, ears and eyes. Samantha stops coughing and goes limp. Peter lets out a cry, yelling, "SAMANTHAAAAAAAA" as he holds her limp, dead body and clutches it. Peter looks like he's crying as he rubs her face, but gets her blood on his hands. Peter looks at it, and his cries turn to chuckling, and then maniacal laughter as he rubs Samantha's blood on her face. Peter continues maniacally laughing as he stares into the camera, and then static cuts the feed in and out, and we see Peter again but stone faced, deadpan with a serious expression, blood pouring out of his own eyes and nostrils now. Peter says, "follow the leader," before the static cuts in and out, and we return to the normal image of Peter looking joyous, now with Samantha's blood wiped all over his face. Peter says bye, waves and hopes to see Emp in his kitchen for a nice meal soon!

Live, commentators are stunned, Emp is at a total loss, Kakko doesn't know what the f*** just happened and the referee is confused. After a pause as the fans start chanting "follow the leader," the referee decides to ring the bell anyways.

MATCH 1 - @Emperoreddy vs. @Kakko
- As soon as the bell rings, Kakko takes advantage and jumps Emp. He splashes in the corner and unloads with a flurry of strikes. Kakko sends Emp into the opposite corner and hits a big splash again! Kakko off the ropes and he takes Emp down with a big clothesline! Heel kick follows up and Emp is sent out to the floor. Kakko measures up along the ropes. Emp is up, and KAKKO FOR A PLANCHA, BUT EMP CATCHES HIM! EMP TRIES RAMMING HIM INTO THE RING POST, BUT KAKKO CLIMBS DOWN THE BACK AND DROPS EMP WITH AN INVERTED DDT ON THE FLOOR! Kakko pops up and poses for the crowd to boos. He laughs as he pulls Emp up and hits him with more kicks and strikes. He rolls Emp into the ring and then sets up on the apron. KAKKO FOR A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK, BUT EMP MOVES! The fans pop as Emp runs off the ropes and EMP DROPS KAKKO WITH A FLOATOVER FACEBUSTER TO A BIG REACTION! Kakko crawls to the corner and Emp hits him with a running knee! Emp off the ropes and Emp hits Kakko with a big clothesline! Emp pulls Kakko up and looks for a fisherman's suplex, but Kakko fights free! KAKKO FOR A PELEE KICK, BUT EMP BLOCKS! EMP LOOKS FOR AN STF, BUT KAKKO CRAWLS TO THE ROPES FOR SAFETY AND FORCES A BREAK!
- Emp grabs Kakko by his legs to pull him up but Kakko holds the ropes. Emp pulls Kakko off, but KAKKO LANDS ON HIS FEET AND HE HITS EMP WITH A PELEE KICK! Emp is staggered, so Kakko unleashes with a flurry of strikes and ends with a spin kick to the gut. KAKKO FOR A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT INTO AN INVERTED DDT, BUT EMP SPINS THROUGH, HE PUSHES KAKKO OFF THE ROPES AND EMP DROPS KAKKO WITH A SPINEBUSTER! EMP FOR THE COVER... BUT KAKKO GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO! Kakko crawls to the corner, Emp measures him and charges, but Kakko slips through the ropes and to the apron, avoiding Emp, and Kakko hits a forearm smash from the apron and then a high kick to back Emp off! Emp is staggered, and KAKKO HITS A SPRINGBOARD MISSILE DROPKICK SUCCESSFULLY THIS TIME! Emp is on his knees from the momentum, and KAKKO HITS A RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE! KAKKO PULLS EMP UP... FIREMAN'S CARRY FACEBUSTER CONNECTS! KAKKO FOR THE COVER... BUT EMP GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF!
- Kakko sets up behind Emp, waiting him out. Emp slowly gets up, and KAKKO WITH A SPIN KICK TO THE GUT! KAKKO FOR THE KAKKO CLASH... BUT EMP COUNTERS AND HE HITS A MASSIVE FU TO A BIG POP!!!! THE MOMENTUM SENDS KAKKO OUT OF THE RING, THOUGH! Kakko is down on the floor and Emp can't believe it. Emp crawls out and pulls Kakko's dead weight up and slowly rolls him into the ring. Emp follows, EMP FOR THE COVER BUT KAKKO GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT TO A BIG REACTION! Emp can't believe it. He goes to the apron and climbs up top. Emp measures up Kakko, and EMP HITS KAKKO WITH A BIG LEG DROP OFF THE TOP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! EMP FOR ANOTHER COVER... BUT KAKKO GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT AGAIN!!! Emp shakes his head, but he acts quick again, he rolls through with Kakko on his shoulders and EMP HAS KAKKO UP... EMP FOR THE FU, BUT KAKKO LANDS ON HIS FEET! KAKKO WITH A SPRINGBOARD DISASTER KICK TO THE FACE OF EMP TO A BIG REACTION! EMP IS ON A KNEE, KAKKO HAS HIM UP... SUPLEX INTO A NECKBREAKER OVER HIS KNEE TO A BIG POP! EMP IN A SEATED POSITION AND KAKKO HITS A RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE! Kakko plays to the crowd to a huge amount of heat from the crowd. Kakko to the apron, he measures Emp up...

but @Cor 'S MUSIC HITS TO A BIG POP! KAKKO IS SHOCKED! KAKKO STARES UP AT THE ENTRANCE, HE CLIMBS TO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE AND CHALLENGES COR, BUT COR ISN'T COMING OUT... THE MUSIC STOPS, KAKKO SHAKES HIS HEAD, BUT EMP IS UP! EMP CLIMBS UP TOP, HE HAS KAKKO ON HIS SHOULDERS! KAKKO TRIES PUTTING UP A FIGHT, BUT EMP HITS AN AVALANCHE FU TO A BIIIIG POP! EMP FOR THE COVER... AND EMP PICKS UP THE WIN! EMP IS ON A ROLL!

RESULT: Emperoreddy def. Kakko @ 10:00.

Post-match:
The fans pop as Emperoreddy sits up and smirks as he looks back at Kakko, impressed by the challenge. Emp gets up and poses for the crowd as we see highlights of the match. Back live, Emp is celebrating his victory in the corner. He gets down and turns, and @Fro RUNS IN FROM THE CROWD AND HITS EMP IN THE FACE WITH THE ALL CLASS TITLE! The fans boo.

Gustav White, @Dr Pepper and @jbell886 file into the ring and join Fro. Gustav White pulls Emp up and GUSTAV WHITE HITS A MONSTROUS CHOKESLAM ON EMP! JBELL PULLS EMP UP FOR A POWERBOMB, DR PEPPER UP TOP... WARNING BELL HITS! The Blueprint lays out Emperoreddy AGAIN! Fro grabs the mic, and says yet again -- wrong place, wrong time for Emperoreddy. Fro calls The Blueprint the gold standard and most dominant faction in all of wrestling. If they didn't make that loud and clear since its inception, then "stay tuned."

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BACKSTAGE - MCG is shown in the locker room, without face paint and looking like a normal person to a BIG pop from the live crowd, in casual clothes. @AlphaCatalyst barges in to a HUGE pop from the crowd, also dressed in casual clothing. The two men have an intense stare down. Legendary AC says he appreciates his involvement last week, but after all they've been through... why? MCG pauses and smirks, he takes off his leather jacket and hangs it up before looking at AC again. MCG says he knows the struggles to keep the HFWF alive over the last several months. He says it awoke a monster inside him and he fought for his life to keep the HFWF alive and give the fans a show, and it was that monster inside him that helped pushed him through.

MCG says he's made many mistakes over the 8 years of the HFWF. He says that fight awoke him, though, and now he uses it to his advantage. That monster inside him made him realize how much good he can do it and now he only fights for the good. MCG says he had his eye on The Outcasts for a long time, and after what he saw @Mitchy do at Apocalypse, he knew he had to be on high alert and that's why he showed up last week. MCG gets in AC's face and says he may not like Legendary AC. They may have kicked each other's asses up and down arenas, inside Hell in a Cell, in the main event of Night to Remember -- where AC embarrassed MCG's ass in under 5 minutes -- but those fights brought them closer in a way. MCG says he doesn't know about AC, but he respects the hell out of AC and he's willing to fight alongside him to deal with this problem. MCG smirks, pats AC on the shoulder and then walks off. AC nods in approval as he glances back as MCG is leaving.

MATCH 2 -- @Disclose (w/Catrina) vs. Chris Cuttahhhh
- Disclose got a big pop on his entrance. The two lockup and Disclose easily backs Chris into the corner and then arm drags him. Reset, and Disclose charges and hits a standing monkey flip on Chris Cuttahhh! Chris in the corner, and Disclose charges with a running hip attack! Disclose off the ropes with a RANA that sends Cuttahh through the ropes and to the floor. Disclose measures him up, Cuttahh gets up, and DISCLOSE WITH A CORKSCREW PLANCHA OVER THE TOP WIPES CHRIS OUT ON THE FLOOR TO A BIG POP! Disclose rolls Chris into the ring, Chris crawls to the corner and pulls himself up, but DISCLOSE WITH A DISCUS REVERSE ELBOW TO A BIG POP! Chris in a seated position in the corner, and DISCLOSE WITH A DOUBLE KNEE ATTACK TO THE CHEST! Disclose pulls Chris up, suplex... and another... AND THREE AMIGOS IS HIT SUCCESSFULLY! Disclose plays to the crowd, pulls Chris Cuttahhh up, and DISCLOSE WITH AN IMPALER DDT, AND THEN DISCLOSE PULLS CHRIS UP... AND DESTINOOOOO HITS! DISCLOSE FOR THE COVER, AND IT'S GOOD!

RESULT: Disclose def. Chris Cuttahhh @ 3:00.

Post-match:
The fans pop as Disclose gets up and celebrates with Catrina. Catrina hands him his G1 briefcase. Disclose stares at it and then into the crowd. Disclose grabs a microphone. Disclose cuts the music. Disclose speaks in Spanish, and then switches to English. He says the hiatus of the HFWF made him realize he can't wait much longer and he doesn't want to wait much longer. Disclose says the G1 returns after Payback, but he's going into that tournament AS CHAMPION. The fans pop. Disclose says he's been granted a one time exception and doesn't need to wait until any PPV or Night to Remember... HE'S USING THE G1 TITLE OPPORTUNITY ON @Mitchy NEXT WEEK! The fans pop BIG as Disclose holds the briefcase up in the air.

Suddenly, @Scandale du Jour COMES OUT WITH @KIRK TO MASSIVE HEAT! KIRK goes "blah, blah, blah" repeatedly and then tells Disclose to just shut the hell up. KIRK says first off, this is an English speaking show and no one cares about the Spanish his speaks. Second of all, he's surprised Disclose could find the G1 briefcase considering he KNOWS it was lost in GUADALUPE'S folds of fat and considering the SMELL radiating off Disclose at this moment, he knows Disclose personally crawled up into this folds of fat to dig the briefcase out of hiding. KIRK hates to rain on Disclose's parade -- and congratulations on the hard fought victory over whatever his name is -- but next week, Disclose isn't getting a title match. No, NEXT WEEK, DISCLOSE IS GOING ONE-ON-ONE WITH SCANDALE DU JOUR! KIRK says if he thought what UnrealMachine did to him at Apocalypse was anything, then Scandale is going to do to you what he did to ColePens, and he's going to send Disclose's broke ass to another hospital, and this time, he's going to DIE there.

But that's next week... as for now... on cue, @UnrealMachine RUNS THROUGH THE CROWD AND AMBUSHES DISCLOSE FROM BEHIND! The heat is DEAFENING as UnrealMachine and Scandale du Jour gang up on Disclose, with KIRK laughing in the corner as he taunts Catrina. UNREALMACHINE PICKS UP THE G1 BRIEFCASE AND REPEATEDLY HITS DISCLOSE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH IT! UnrealMachine is in a trance as he stares at the G1 briefcase, the briefcase that escaped him when he lost to Disclose -- in this trance, @ColePens RUNS OUT TO A HUUUUUGE POP! COLEPENS WITH A KENDO STICK SWINGS FOR THE FENCES, BUT UNREALMACHINE, SCANDALE AND KIRK RETREAT! Cole stands tall as the fans go WILD. Cole stares down KIRK, UnrealMachine and Scandale as they back up the ramp. Catrina checks on Disclose in the ring, as the pair stare up at ColePens in shock. ColePens glances back at them and the two are frozen. Cole approaches and COLE EXTENDS HIS HAND TO DISCLOSE TO HELP HIM UP, THE FANS POP. DISCLOSE IS UNSURE OF WHAT TO DO, BUT DISCLOSE GRABS ONTO THE ROPES AND PULLS HIMSELF UP INSTEAD! ColePens keeps his hand out as the two stare at each other eye-to-eye... and Disclose exits the ring with Catrina to a mixed reaction, leaving Cole hanging. Cole and Disclose exchange glances as KIRK, UM and Scandale laugh at the top of the stage.

VIGNETTE - The purple and pink lighting returns. A man with his arms spread out, but his back to the camera is shown. His fashion sense is definitely ON POINT. A voiceover of the man is heard, and he says that people claim no one is perfect -- but obviously they've never seen him. "Don't worry, though, dreams will become reality soon... for you, HFWF." The man turns, and it's revealed to be @CHGoalie27 who's smirking into the camera as he lowers his sunglasses. -- COMING SOON.

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NEXT WEEK HYPE - Bell Pepper vs. Emperoreddy & A Mystery Partner.

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BACKSTAGE - @BonMorrison and @Paris in Flames are walking through the halls. They say they miss being in the ring. Bon says they're still riding the high of their moral victory from Apocalypse, that he just can't wait to get in there again. Paris says they should issue an open challenge next week so Bon can have his little moral victory, but THEY can have an actual victory. Bon likes that, suddenly, THE OUTCASTS walk through the picture on their way to gorilla and confront them -- Mitchy still holding THE CHAIR. The Outcasts say hi to their old foes, and reacquaint themselves. SeidoN is glad to see Bon and Paris have seen a lot of success since the Mount Rushmore days -- which were killed by The Outcasts. Serac tells Bon and Paris that was sarcasm if their thick skulls are too thick and they're too stupid to understand that. Mitchy says he and SeidoN are about to kick some best friend ass, but next week, @SeidoN and @Serac will kick Bon & Paris' asses like they have each and every time in the past. Mitchy cackles and The Outcasts walk off.

MATCH 3 -- HFWF World champion @Mitchy & @SeidoN (w/ @Serac and THE CHAIR) vs. The Best Friend Experience (@Falco Lombardi & @Cor)
- SeidoN and Cor are starting. They circle the ring, and Cor tags in Falco instantly. Falco is surprised as he slowly enters. Cor starts massaging Falco's shoulders and yelling at SeidoN that he's in big trouble now! Falco and SeidoN circle, and Serac hops up on the apron to distract Falco, and SEIDON ATTACKS! SeidoN stomps away at Falco aggressively and lays into him with hard punches. SeidoN yells at Falco that he's in big trouble now and then taunts Cor. SeidoN hits knees to the side of Falco's head. SeidoN sends Falco off the ropes and bends over, but Falco hits a kick to the chest. Falco off the ropes again and he dodges a clothesline attempt from SeidoN, and FALCO TAKES SEIDON OUT WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE TO A BIG POP! Falco hits another flying clothesline! Falco sends SeidoN into the corner and Falco with a splash! Falco tags in Cor! Cor enters the ring and talks trash to SeidoN in the corner, and Cor then hits a wicked right! Cor stomps at SeidoN once, and Cor tags Falco back in! Falco is confused and looks like he's about to laugh as Cor acts like he's wiping sweat for the hard work he just did. Falco pulls SeidoN out and looks for a suplex, but SeidoN knees Falco in the top of the head. SeidoN off the ropes, but Falco launches him up and over but SeidoN lands on his feet. Both men turn and Falco hits a kick to the gut, and FALCO FOR A FAMEASSER, BUT SEIDON MOVES! BACK SUPLEX BY SEIDON, BUT FALCO FLIPS THROUGH! FALCO ON HIS FEET, SUPERKICK, SEIDON DODGES AND SEIDON HITS A SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN! SEIDON FOR THE COVER, BUT FALCO GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO!
- SeidoN drags Falco to the corner, and SeidoN tags in Mitchy! Boos from the crowd as Mitchy enters the ring and aggressively stomps at Falco. Mitchy hits knife edge chops to the chest of Falco against the ropes. Falco tries fighting back, but MITCHY RAKES THE EYES! Big heat from the crowd as Cor takes offence, yelling, "that's my best friend!" Mitchy sends Falco into the corner and hits a forearm smash! Mitchy smirks as he looks into the crowd, and Mitchy then unloads with repeated forearm blows to the jaw of Falco. Mitchy looking more aggressive as he hits a backbreaker and gets a two count. Mitchy hits repeated elbow drops to the back of Falco and then mocks him, asking him what's wrong. Mitchy taunts Cor, and Cor challenges Mitchy to throw a punch his way. Mitchy turns, and FALCO TACKLES MITCHY TO A BIG POP! Falco lays into Mitchy with hard rights and lefts on the mat! Falco and Mitchy get up and Falco corners Mitchy with hard rights and lefts. Falco turns and FALCO DROPKICKS SEIDON OFF THE APRON AND TO THE FLOOR! Falco turns back and FALCO HITS A BIG SPLASH TO MITCHY IN THE CORNER! Mitchy staggers out and Falco hits a big dropkick on Mitchy! Mitchy rolls out to the floor and Serac helps up both, SeidoN and Mitchy, but when they all get up, FALCO CHARGES, COR ENTERED THE RING AND IS ON ALL FOURS, AND FALCO LEAPS OFF COR'S BACK, OVER THE TOP AND TAKES THE OUTCASTS OUT ON THE FLOOR TO A HUGE POP!!!!! BUT WAIT, MITCHY SIDE STEPPED! SERAC AND SEIDON ARE DOWN, MITCHY TRIES A SNEAK ATTACK ON FALCO, BUT COR NOW LAUNCHES HIMSELF OVER THE TOP ROPE AND HE WIPES OUT MITCHY WITH A PLANCHA TO A HUUUUGE POP! FALCO ROLLS MITCHY INTO THE RING, BUT MITCHY GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF!
- Falco hits repeated elbow drops to Mitchy on the mat, and then hits a BIG jumping elbow drop! Falco for the cover, but Mitchy gets the shoulder up again! Falco tags in Cor! Cor enters, he measures up the champion, Mitchy, and COR WITH A STOMP TO MITCHY! Cor tags in Falco again! Falco smirks as Cor exits and sells his foot on that stomp. Cor yells, "MITCHY HAS A HARD HEAD!" Falco is up on the top turnbuckle, and FALCO FOR A MISSILE DROPKICK, BUT MITCHY CATCHES HIM! MITCHY FOR A CATAPULT INTO THE CORNER, BUT FALCO LANDS ON THE MIDDLE ROPE, BUT SEIDON HITS A SUPERKICK FROM THE APRON TO FALCO! MITCHY FOR THE COVER, BUT FALCO GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO! Mitchy tags in SeidoN! SeidoN catapults himself over the top rope with a slingshot elbow drop! SeidoN grabs Falco by his hair and talks trash before hitting strikes. Falco is on his knees, and SEIDON OFF THE ROPES FOR A SHINING WIZARD, BUT FALCO MOVES! Falco for a superkick, but SeidoN dodges! SEIDON FOR USHIGIROSHI, BUT FALCO FIGHTS FREE! Falco with a dropkick sends SeidoN into the corner! FALCO WITH A SPLASH ON SEIDON, FALCO LOOKS FOR 10 PUNCHES IN THE CORNER, BUT SERAC HOPS UP ON THE APRON! THE REFEREE IS DISTRACTED BY SERAC, SO SEIDON BLOCKS THE PUNCHES AND SEIDON LOW BLOWS FALCO TO A HUUUGE AMOUNT OF HEAT! Cor throws a fit on the apron, and SEIDON HITS A BIG RUNNING SITDOWN POWERBOMB ON FALCO! SEIDON FOR THE COVER, BUT FALCO GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF!
- SeidoN smirks as he mocks Falco. SeidoN taunts Cor on the apron to boos. Cor says if he was legal right now, he'd kick SeidoN's ass. SeidoN flips off Cor to boos. SeidoN grabs Falco by the hair and tries to pull him up, but Falco hits punches to the gut to push SeidoN off. Falco keeps fighting back, but SEIDON HITS A SHINING WIZARD TO FALCO! SeidoN pulls Falco up, and SEIDON FOR THE BRAINBUSTAAAAAAA.... BUT FALCO COUNTERS INTO A REVERSE NECKBREAKER TO A HUUUUUGE POP FROM THE CROWD! The fans start a HUGE "Falco" chant as they will him on to get a tag to Cor. Falco and SeidoN are crawling to their corners slowly... SEIDON TAGS IN MITCHY...

FALCO TAGS IN COR.... NO! COR HOPS OFF THE APRON! WHAT!?!?! COR HAS A WATER BOTTLE, AND COR SPRAYS IT IN FALCO'S FACE! FALCO SUDDENLY POPS UP AND HE'S RE-ENERGIZED, FALCO CHARGES AND WIPES MITCHY OUT WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE! WHAT THE HELL DID WE JUST WITNESS! THE CROWD IS GOING NUTS AS COR IS GOING WILD FOR FALCO AS WELL WHILE TAKING A SIP OF WATER!
Falco hits repeated flying clotheslines to Mitchy, a splash in the corner and 10 punches successfully! SERAC BACK UP ON THE APRON, BUT THIS TIME, COR HITS A RUNNING BIG BOOT AND KNOCKS SERAC DOWN TO THE FLOOR TO A BIG POP! Falco hits a reverse neck breaker on Mitchy, and then hits repeated elbow drops to Mitchy! Falco pops up and plays to the crowd as they're going nuts. Mitchy slowly gets up, and FALCO FOR A JUMPING DDT, BUT MITCHY BLOCKS AND SEATS FALCO ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Mitchy tries for a punch, but Falco blocks and headbutts Mitchy! Mitchy is backed off, Falco is on his feet on the top and measures up Mitchy, but SEIDON IS ON THE APRON AND CHARGES TO FALCO, BUT COR RUNS ALONG THE ADJACENT SIDE AND SLIDES UNDER THE TURNBUCKLES WITH A DROPKICK TO THE FEET OFF SEIDON, KNOCKING HIM DOWN TO THE FLOOR TO A BIG POP!
- The fans are going NUTS, but Mitchy sees an opening, MITCHY RUNS UP TO THE TOP AND HE LOOKS FOR A SUPERPLEX... BUT FALCO COUNTERS WITH A SUPER FACEBUSTER OFF THE TOP TO MITCHY! MITCHY CRASHES TO THE MAT BELOW, AND FALCO HITS A DIVING ELBOW DROP TO THE BACK OF MITCHY TO A BIG POP! Falco is up and he measures up Mitchy... SUPERKICK, BUT MITCHY CATCHES FALCO ON HIS SHOULDERS... BUCKLE BOMB CONNECTS! SIDE KICK TO THE GUT, AND MITCHY FOR A CURB STOMP, BUT FALCO MOVES! FALCO WITH A JUMPING STO, BUT MITCHY HOLDS THE ROPES AND FALCO CRASHES DOWN TO THE MAT! Falco crawls to the centre, and MITCHY OFF THE ROPES FOR A SUPERKICK AGAIN, BUT FALCO POPS UP AND DROPS MITCHY WITH A JUMPING DDT TO A HUUUUGE POP! FALCO FOR THE COVER.... BUT MITCHY GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT!!
- On the outside, Cor is setting up SeidoN for something on the guardrail! COR CHARGES, BUT WITH THE REFEREE NOT LOOKING AS HE CHECKS ON MITCHY, SERAC INTERCEPTS COR WITH A CLAYMORE KICK TO A HUGE AMOUNT OF HEAT!!! The fans boo BIG as the referee sees commotion on the outside, but has no idea what has happened. With Serac distracting the referee, SEIDON RUNS IN WITH THE CHAIR TO A HUGE AMOUNT OF HEAT! SEIDON MEASURES UP FALCO, BUT FALCO DROPKICKS THE CHAIR INTO SEIDON'S FACE TO A HUGE POP FROM THE CROWD! The referee turns around and he's confused! SeidoN is down, Mitchy is down, Falco is down, and THE CHAIR is in the ring! "This is awesome" chant breaks out, Mitchy crawls towards THE CHAIR now! The fans boo BIG as Mitchy measures up Falco, and essentially tells the referee to go f*** off, Falco is up, MITCHY AIMS FOR THE FACE, BUT FALCO MOVES... AND FALCO SUPERKICKS THE CHAIR INTO MITCHY'S FACE TO A HUUUUGE POP!!!! FALCO FALLS ON TOP OF MITCHY....


ONE....

TWO...




THREE!!!!! FALCO HAS PINNED MITCHY!!! FALCO HAS PINNED THE CHAMPION!!!

RESULT: Falco Lombardi & Cor def. Mitchy & SeidoN @ 16:00.

Post-match:
The fans EXPLODE as Falco pops up to his knees and poses, celebrating his HUGE victory! The crowd is going WILD, but the celebration doesn't last long...

SERAC RUNS IN FROM BEHIND AND ATTACKS FALCO!!!! THE CROWD POURS HUGE HEAT ON THIS AS SERAC STOMPS AWAY AT FALCO! Serac measures up Falco in the corner for a Claymore Kick, but COR RUNS INTO THE RING AND HE TACKLES SERAC! THE CROWD EXPLODES! COR LAYS INTO SERAC WITH HARD RIGHTS AND LEFTS ON THE MAT...

BUT HERE COMES @Kakko TO HUGE HEAT!
Kakko on the apron, Cor is up, and KAKKO HITS A SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SMASH TO COR! Falco gets up and tries fighting Kakko, but Serac and SeidoN are up! Serac, SeidoN and Kakko triple-team Falco...

BUT HERE COMES @AlphaCatalyst AND @M.C.G. 31 TO A HUUUUGE POP!!! Legendary AC and MCG enter the ring and they fight the trio! Falco is joining the fray! Mitchy is up now...

BUT THE CROWD POPS BIG, MITCHY TRIES JOINING THE FIGHT, BUT @The Gongshow APPEARS, SPINS MITCHY AROUND, AND DROPS HIM WITH A GSC TO A HUUUUGE POP FROM THE CROWD! SeidoN sees this and tries giving chase, but Gongshow escapes and retreats through the crowd to a HUGE pop! SeidoN is shocked, and LEGENDARY AC HITS A FLASH KICK ON SEIDON! SERAC FOR A CLAYMORE KICK, BUT AC MOVES, AND MCG HITS A SHOTGUN DROPKICK TO SERAC INTO THE CORNER! FALCO WITH A SUPERKICK TO KAKKO, AND COR DROPS KAKKO WITH A SKULL CRUSHING FINALE AFTER THAT!

The crowd EXPLODES as MCG, Legendary AC, Falco Lombardi and Cor all stand tall after laying out The Outcasts and Kakko, with assistance from The Gongshow. The crowd is going wild, but suddenly, SHRIEKS ARE HEARD...


AND GUSTAV WHITE APPEARS FROM BEHIND THE BABYFACES AFTER HOPPING THE GUARDRAIL, ENTERS THE RING, AND GUSTAV WHITE DAMN NEAR CUTS LEGENDARY AC IN HALF WITH A VICIOUS SPEAR!

MCG TURNS AND DR PEPPER DAMN NEAR DECAPITATES MCG WITH A BIG RUNNING BIG BOOT! JBELL HITS A MONSTROUS CHOP TO COR'S CHEST AND DROPS HIM WITH A FEROCIOUS EUROPEAN UPPERCUT, AND FRO HITS A BIG V-TRIGGER ON FALCO LOMBARDI!!!!!!
The crowd is pouring HUUUUGE heat on this as Fro directs traffic. WHITE WITH A CHOKESLAM ON COR, DR PEPPER WITH A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE ON COR, JBELL WITH A RUNNING POWERSLAM ON MCG, AND FRO WITH A V-TRIGGER ON LEGENDARY AC NEXT! The heat is HUGE as Fro, Gustav White, Dr Pepper and Jbell stand tall over MCG, Legendary AC, Cor and Falco Lombardi to close this EXPLOSIVE edition of HFWF TV!

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CONFIRMED FOR NEXT WEEK'S SHOW

- Disclose vs. Scandale du Jour.
- SeidoN & Serac vs. BonMorrison & Paris in Flames.
- Dr Pepper & Jbell vs. Emperoreddy & A Mystery Partner in a non-title match.
 
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Review of HFWF Weekly 87


Hello my internet friends! Once again it is time for a HFWF Weekly show and that means it is also time for one of my reviews where I look at the HFWF weekly show and critique each segment and match that transpired. So, without further ado…Let’s Go.

Pre-match Shenanigans: PeterSidorkiewicz – Down
Last week I found his new direction interesting and intriguing, This week disturbing and distressing. I get wrestling requires a certain level of suspension of disbelief but this was a bit much. I can’t imagine parents tuning in for some quality family time with their kids to watch HFWF stayed to finish the show after that.

Match 1 – Emperoreddy vs Kakko. – Up
Eddy was looking to continue his momentum that he started last week beating Dr Pepper with a victory over the returning Kakko. While I do not like guys who are debuting to lose this technically was not a debut for Kakko and the loss made sense from a storyline angle perceptive with Cor coming out for the distraction. The match was very entertaining as both these guys having something to prove, Eddy still trying to get out of the Connor Killer Stigma and Kakko from the reputation of Chytil. Both took giant steps in this one to achieving those goals.

After the match Eddy does not get much time to celebrate as he is once again targeted by Fro and the rest of the Blue Print. This group promises more as long as we “Stay Tuned”

Backstage – MCG & AC Interaction – Up
No one in HFWF has a more storied history than these two, from the very first show in HFWF history, when they were co-founders of The Revolution to their epic battles over the years it now seems they are once again poised to fight side by side. I do not know how long it will last but I am ready for the ride wherever this goes.

Match 2 – Disclose vs Chris Cuttahhh – Down
Disclose got to show off all his signature moves so that was cool, but not enough to save it from a down for being a squash.

After the match we hear Disclose informing Mitchy that he is cashing in his G1 contract next week. I was initially excited until Scandale put a kybosh on that saying in fact Disclose will be facing him next week. UnrealMachine then attacks Disclose in an effort to soften him up for the next week and then ColePens makes the save. He extends his hand to Disclose but Disclose holds off on trusting Cole for the moment.

Vignette – Unknown wrestler no more – Up
We get the reveal that the new talent is highly touted and sot after free agent CHGoalie27. This is a major pick up for HFWF and I am excited to see what he can do once he arrives. This plus the return of a former HFWF talent, makes me excited for the coming weeks.

Backstage – Bon Morrison & Paris in Flames confront the Outcasts – Up
GGTW are probably my favorite tag team at the moment. They are just great with everything right now. While in the back they meet up with the Outcasts heading to the ring for their match and another match is made for next week. Bon and Pif vs SeidoN and Serac.

Match 3 – Outcasts SeidoN and Mitchy vs BFE (Falco & Cor) – Up
This was a shocker. I was not expecting Falco and Cor to win, on the off chance they did, I did not expect Mitchy to take the fall. Regardless of how this ended I certainly was not expecting a clean pin for anyone, but all of those things happened. Falco Pinned Mitchy clean in the middle of the ring. Now I know some will say it was not “clean” as the chair was involved but for all intense and purposes this was a clean pin by Falco on the HFWF champion. Insane. I honestly do not know if I love it or hate it. How do you have your Champion pinned clean so soon after he won the title. It is mind boggling to me. I will admit I stood up in celebration when the three count was made just because of how crazy it was.

Then just like last week all hell broke loose and if you thought last week was a cluster **** this was ten times more bat **** crazy. So, first the Outcasts attack BFE, Then Kakko joins in targeting Cor for earlier. This brings out MCG and AC. While Mitchy is focused on them, GONGHOW appears literally out of nowhere to take out Mitchy with a GSC before disappearing like a fart in the wind. This allows the faces to lay out and then send the Outcasts and Kakko out of the ring. However, before we can get an instant replay of last weeks ending the Blue Print make their presence felt and take out AC, MCG, Cor and Falco leaving Fro, Dr Pepper, JBell and Gustav White the only ones stands in a sea of calamity. – Bonus Up

That rumoured war games match with three teams... I think you can use permanent ink on that now. The question becomes what is the undercard. There is a chance ever so slightly that in the next 5 weeks we see some titles change hands and that could set up some matches that way. Maybe Disclose after his match with Scandale does face Mitchy and claims the title. This sets up a match with one of Unreal Machine or Scandale or both or both + Cole. Lots of options there. Maybe a kink in the armour of the blueprint appears and Fro or the tag titles change hands? I don’t see that happening but you never know. What we do know is the next 5 weeks will be must watch TV…except maybe whatever Peter is doing. Send the kids out of the room when he is on. Other wise do not miss seeing where this goes before Payback. So, until next week, I’m Cid Phoenix…See you soon.
 
@KIRK

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You know you and I have had our differences in the past, but the one thing that no one can ever take away from you is that you know how to get it done and for that you have my respect. All these people questioning me, hating on me saying "Mitchy, how could you? Mitchy this isn't you!" They're living in a fantasy world and they disgust me. They don't know what it takes. They don't know the sacrifices we've made.

Kirk, you and I know what it takes to get to the top. We know we're playing a losing game if we just go with our business like @AlphaCatalyst and @Falco Lombardi. I've experienced failure and I'm never going back to it. I've discovered the winning formula and it's amazing. It really is. I'm at the top of the mountain and I'm never coming off it.

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Unlike a ME, ME, ME megalomaniac like @ColePens, you @Mitchy were smart enough to see that I wasn't calling you a B+ player because I actually BELIEVED it.

I was calling you a B+ player as an act of love.

We saw the POTENTIAL wasted on friendships with bottom feeders like @AlphaCatalyst.

We saw the GREATNESS wasted on giving a damn what these pieces of crap in the audience think.

We saw a CHAMPION!

And THAT is why we gave you all of that tough love.

And now?

The potential has been realized. The greatness has been discovered. The championship is YOURS.

And, yes, you have become what we KNEW you could become.

You have become . . .

THE . . . MAN.

Truth be told, this is a wonderful moment for me. Knowing that I played a tiny part in helping to remind you of why you could be THE MAN.

Brings a tear to my eye . . .

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Cathy: We’re here with Disclose. We wanna have your thoughts on tonights events/
Disclose: Oh ill tell you my thoughts *swears in Spanish*
Im tired of all this losers trying to get in my way! I understand HFWF is afraid cuz no one has studied or learnt about WRESTLING more than me. No one has it in their BLOOD or in their FAMILY like me! And they know once I take the TITLE, no one cant take it away from me! No one can outwrestle me!

Unless of course you need to drag me around the arena… or use weapons….. or attack me from behind… or suck El Jefes dick to change the history books!!

I was gonna cash next week on @Mitchy ! MITCHY! “oooh im an outcast. Ooooh im overlooked and no one like me. That’s why I use a chair..” no, Mitchy. you used a chair because you suck and you cant wrestle!
Mitchy…. I cant even get it. You’re in a match with @The Gongshow and you need a CHAIR to win? You’re a disgrace! Which is why I cashed in….

but oh wait! No! I cant! El f***ing Jefe decides that I cant no longer cash in my contract nex week, because L’IMBECILE FRANCAIS wants to have a match against me…?
I tell Jefe “Oh?? He wants to have a WRESTLING match? Ok. That’s awesome, I love wrestling. LETS HAVE A WRESTLING MATCH! I WHOOP HIS ASS and Ill cash it in next week” but what happens the second its announced? Cheap shot! You all saw it! Of course, stupid f***ing idiot @UnrealMachine needs to stick his brainless head in my business again.
What does he want now? He realized he cant finish me? He gets turned on by beating Mexicans? Get out off my way and ask MCG to write something for you!
@Scandale du Jour , @UnrealMachine …I f***ing hate you and your loud manager and if you wanna keep playing with El Idolo, ill bring the crew! Brudda, Stash, Catrina, hell ild bet Lupita can kick @KIRK ass!

Cathy: What about @ColePens then?
Disclose: speaking of pieces of garbage…. ColePens….. COLEPENS! RICH MAN! HES SO RICH…YET HES SO POOR!
Life is interesting… I hate him so much. Cathy… He thought he had everything and now hes a broken man with no friends… I would lie if I tell you im not enjoying this….
but the reality is that at least this POS, LOVES THE BUSSINESS! LOVES WRESTLING… and wants to KICK Scandale and UnrealMachine’s ass as much as I do! So im cool with that! I LOVE that and yes, I appreciated his help tonight! But I cant help but laugh and say “I told you so…” when it comes to the BIRDS. But Anyone in the company who wants to join me and Tranquilo to kick some FEATHERS ass is welcome…. Including ColePens,
But he’s crazy if he thinks I trust him or ill ever have his back!
 
Cor @Cor
Chytil gets his ass kicked twice in a night hahahaha Somethings never changed. Falco and I equally showed we are the best tag team in the company...

Cor @Cor
...and because of that, we have some good allies on our side. But being the best, means people want to beat the best. We welcome all on-comers.

KIRK1.0 (@KIRK1.0)
Would someone PLEASE finally tell me what the flying **** a CHYTIL is?
 
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Cathy: We’re here with Disclose. We wanna have your thoughts on tonights events/
Disclose: Oh ill tell you my thoughts *swears in Spanish*
Im tired of all this losers trying to get in my way! I understand HFWF is afraid cuz no one has studied or learnt about WRESTLING more than me. No one has it in their BLOOD or in their FAMILY like me! And they know once I take the TITLE, no one cant take it away from me! No one can outwrestle me!

Unless of course you need to drag me around the arena… or use weapons….. or attack me from behind… or suck El Jefes dick to change the history books!!

I was gonna cash next week on @Mitchy ! MITCHY! “oooh im an outcast. Ooooh im overlooked and no one like me. That’s why I use a chair..” no, Mitchy. you used a chair because you suck and you cant wrestle!
Mitchy…. I cant even get it. You’re in a match with @The Gongshow and you need a CHAIR to win? You’re a disgrace! Which is why I cashed in….

but oh wait! No! I cant! El ****ing Jefe decides that I cant no longer cash in my contract nex week, because L’IMBECILE FRANCAIS wants to have a match against me…?
I tell Jefe “Oh?? He wants to have a WRESTLING match? Ok. That’s awesome, I love wrestling. LETS HAVE A WRESTLING MATCH! I WHOOP HIS ASS and Ill cash it in next week” but what happens the second its announced? Cheap shot! You all saw it! Of course, stupid ****ing idiot UnrealMachine needs to stick his brainless head in my business again.
What does he want now? He realized he cant finish me? He gets turned on by beating Mexicans? Get out off my way and ask MCG to write something for you!
@Scandale du Jour , @UnrealMachine …I ****ing hate you and your loud manager and if you wanna keep playing with El Idolo, ill bring the crew! Brudda, Stash, Catrina, hell ild bet Lupita can kick @KIRK ass!

Cathy: What about @ColePens then?
Disclose: speaking of pieces of garbage…. ColePens….. COLEPENS! RICH MAN! HES SO RICH…YET HES SO POOR!
Life is interesting… I hate him so much. Cathy… He thought he had everything and now hes a broken man with no friends… I would lie if I tell you im not enjoying this….
but the reality is that at least this POS, LOVES THE BUSSINESS! LOVES WRESTLING… and wants to KICK Scandale and UnrealMachine’s ass as much as I do! So im cool with that! I LOVE that and yes, I appreciated his help tonight! But I cant help but laugh and say “I told you so…” when it comes to the BIRDS. But Anyone in the company who wants to join me and Tranquilo to kick some FEATHERS ass is welcome…. Including ColePens,
But he’s crazy if he thinks I trust him or ill ever have his back!

Offended Frenchy @Scandale du Jour
Ne me traite pas de "français", je suis QUÉBÉCOIS! #pascamembert #pasbaguette #teammaplesyrup
 
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Cathy: We’re here with Disclose. We wanna have your thoughts on tonights events/
Disclose: Oh ill tell you my thoughts *swears in Spanish*
Im tired of all this losers trying to get in my way! I understand HFWF is afraid cuz no one has studied or learnt about WRESTLING more than me. No one has it in their BLOOD or in their FAMILY like me! And they know once I take the TITLE, no one cant take it away from me! No one can outwrestle me!

Unless of course you need to drag me around the arena… or use weapons….. or attack me from behind… or suck El Jefes dick to change the history books!!

I was gonna cash next week on @Mitchy ! MITCHY! “oooh im an outcast. Ooooh im overlooked and no one like me. That’s why I use a chair..” no, Mitchy. you used a chair because you suck and you cant wrestle!
Mitchy…. I cant even get it. You’re in a match with @The Gongshow and you need a CHAIR to win? You’re a disgrace! Which is why I cashed in….

but oh wait! No! I cant! El ****ing Jefe decides that I cant no longer cash in my contract nex week, because L’IMBECILE FRANCAIS wants to have a match against me…?
I tell Jefe “Oh?? He wants to have a WRESTLING match? Ok. That’s awesome, I love wrestling. LETS HAVE A WRESTLING MATCH! I WHOOP HIS ASS and Ill cash it in next week” but what happens the second its announced? Cheap shot! You all saw it! Of course, stupid ****ing idiot @UnrealMachine needs to stick his brainless head in my business again.
What does he want now? He realized he cant finish me? He gets turned on by beating Mexicans? Get out off my way and ask MCG to write something for you!
@Scandale du Jour , @UnrealMachine …I ****ing hate you and your loud manager and if you wanna keep playing with El Idolo, ill bring the crew! Brudda, Stash, Catrina, hell ild bet Lupita can kick @KIRK ass!

Cathy: What about @ColePens then?
Disclose: speaking of pieces of garbage…. ColePens….. COLEPENS! RICH MAN! HES SO RICH…YET HES SO POOR!
Life is interesting… I hate him so much. Cathy… He thought he had everything and now hes a broken man with no friends… I would lie if I tell you im not enjoying this….
but the reality is that at least this POS, LOVES THE BUSSINESS! LOVES WRESTLING… and wants to KICK Scandale and UnrealMachine’s ass as much as I do! So im cool with that! I LOVE that and yes, I appreciated his help tonight! But I cant help but laugh and say “I told you so…” when it comes to the BIRDS. But Anyone in the company who wants to join me and Tranquilo to kick some FEATHERS ass is welcome…. Including ColePens,
But he’s crazy if he thinks I trust him or ill ever have his back!

Poor, poor, poor @Disclose.

I think @UnrealMachine left you with brain damage, because we literally have no damned clue what the hell it is you're trying to say.

Well, don't you worry your greasy little head.

It all comes to an end for you in a week, and make no mistake: @Scandale du Jour will be your very own French executioner.

But, in the meantime, let nobody say that KIRK doesn't have a heart . . .

Because right now, I'm going to ask @UnrealMachine to turn that frown of yours upside down.

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I hope you like that song, @Disclose.

@UnrealMachine and the mariachi band plan to play it again in a week . . .

AT YOUR FUNERAL.
 
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