HFWF: The Reboot VIII

[Disclose]

Paris;
EmperorEddy and Brudda's turtle have sold more merchandise than you aswell.

 

[Emperoreddy]

I hope I blow up half the show. I don’t want to see two f***ers I hate in those finals.

 

[Emperoreddy]

Frenchy f***face @Scandale du Jour did cost me three points by distracting me in my match with @ColePens

I owe him a beating for that.

 

[ColePens]

Frenchy ****face @Scandale du Jour did cost me three points by distracting me in my match with @ColePens

I owe him a beating for that.

Nothing better than hearing @Emperoreddy talk about beating people up when all he does is beat kids up and take Ls in HFWF.

#emperorofnothing

 

[Scandale du Jour]

Frenchy ****face @Scandale du Jour did cost me three points by distracting me in my match with @ColePens

I owe him a beating for that.

Pretty Frenchy @Scandale du Jour
Come at me bruh, I'll squash you... again!

 

[Disclose]

MOMS against HFWF @ momsagainstwrestling
Emp hates Disclose, Emp calls Scandale a "frenchy f***face", Emp must be racist and we dont want our kids seeing this guy in our TVs!
#f***Emp

 

[Falco Lombardi]

*Falco is sitting backstage wearing a St. Louis Blues Stanley Cup Champion hoodie with a big smile watching tape of his first match against @Fro *

In the year plus I’ve been in HFWF, I think I’ve done pretty well. I’ve had my share of moments...tag team championships...but the night that really put me on the map was that open challenge so long ago against my next opponent. Nobody knew who I was, I was new to the game at this level and I came up short. I lost. Can’t do anything about but learn from it.

*He pauses the match at the moment Fro’s shoulder gets hurt*

But that....that was a long time ago and things have changed. Now? Things have changed.

*looks down at the hoodie*

Now is a time of NEW champions. I take nothing away from you @Fro. You are one of the very best. You’re one of the most dangerous guys in HFWF. You’re the guy who helped put me on the map..and the guy who tried and FAILED to take me out.

And that’s why it’s going to make it so much sweeter when I take YOU out of the G1 Climax and afterwards? Maybe, just maybe...they won’t be calling me Falco Lombardi, solid future star, good tag wrestler. No they’ll be calling me something else. It’ll be Falco Lombardi, the NEXT

ALL

CLASS

CHAMPION!

*Falco smiles and turns back to the tv to continue to watch the match*

 

[Emperoreddy]

Moms against HF?

f*** ‘Em

 

[Emperoreddy]

Nothing better than hearing @Emperoreddy talk about beating people up when all he does is beat kids up and take Ls in HFWF.

#emperorofnothing

You should be thanking me for saving @KIRK and giving your ex flunky a beating next week.

 

[Dr Pepper]

@M.C.G. 31 you better get me the best doctors HFWF can buy.

No way I'm dropping my title over some bull****, fluke injury. Get me back in there.

Now.

 

[AlphaCatalyst]

*he still thinks he's getting a title match after the last 2 title matches he has been in have been short abominations*

You won the title after Shovelman slipped on a banana peel and then you lost it in less than 10-seconds after 1 (ONE) GSC.

I approached this tournament as a way to prove that my title win was no fluke. Beating the best the world has to offer. One match at a time never looking to the next match until the one that came first was done. But now I can finally focus on you El Dandy. You the man you interfered at Limitless allowing MCG the few precious moments he needed to win the match. Then attacking me the show after Night to Remember giving Gongshow all the advantage he needed to take the title I had worked so hard for away. I did what I had to to keep you out of my mind so I could focus on what needed to be done. Now I have gotten myself into a position where a win against you gives me a fantastic opportunity to make the top two of the Group. But beating you for three points is only a bonus to kicking your ass for what you have cost me since your untimely return. You took something from me not once but twice...

Spoiler

Two weeks El Dandy...

 

[The Burdened]

HFWF Stat Boy (@Statboy)

Fun Fact:
While @Emperoreddy has yet to achieve championship status, he does have an accolade nobody else can claim that should perhaps be entered into his other accomplishments:
Emp has the highest K/D of anybody on roster with a 1 kill to 0 deaths ratio.*

*It is unclear whether @KIRK rambling on and on and on -or- @Mitchy 's shortcomings directly led to Nurse Nancy's timely demise, so she is not credited to either of their body counts

 

[M.C.G. 31]

- The update on @Dr Pepper ’s injury is that he’s pretty banged up and there’s worry he tore something in his knee, but they won’t know for certain until an MRI is done. He was given the latest live event off and is expected to have an MRI done by Tuesday, where officials will then know what his status is and what to do regarding the tag titles.

Luckily in this scenario, The Blueprint would be able to freebird the tag titles if Pepper does need a bit of time off if it’s not too serious of an injury.

The hope is Dr Pepper will be cleared to compete for July 11th’s King of Wrestling PPV, where the Dr Pepper & @jbell886 will defend the tag titles against either FTR or @BonMorrison & @Paris in Flames.

 

[Disclose]

HFWF Stat Boy (@Statboy)

Fun Fact:
While @Emperoreddy has yet to achieve championship status, he does have an accolade nobody else can claim that should perhaps be entered into his other accomplishments:
Emp has the highest K/D of anybody on roster with a 1 kill to 0 deaths ratio.*

*It is unclear whether @KIRK rambling on and on and on -or- @Mitchy 's shortcomings directly led to Nurse Nancy's timely demise, so she is not credited to either of their body counts

 

[The Burdened]

You the man you interfered at Limitless allowing MCG the few precious moments he needed to win the match.

Yeah, that sounds like me lel

Then attacking me the show after Night to Remember giving Gongshow all the advantage he needed to take the title I had worked so hard for away.

Yup, this def sounds like something I WOULD do. Funny, tho, all I remember was:

Spoiler

Actually... now that you mention it? It's all coming back to me.
Was it 8-seconds? or 10-seconds? 2-day long reign? or 5-day?
I must still be a little groggy from @Scandale du Jour s rave the other night (I may-or-may not have had some victory Sizzurp after I won that impromptu LeftLeftRightRight Mario Kart tournament that @Falco Lombardi hosted at the rave)

You took something from me not once but twice...

Three times, lad

You're forgetting about when I beat that ass on the last night of B Block, take "your spot" in the B Block Final, and fight that big mean bastard @UnrealMachine to see which member of The Machine gets to go on to win the KoW G1

 

[KIRK]

You should be thanking me for saving @KIRK and giving your ex flunky a beating next week.

KIRK (@KIRK)
@ColePens clearly hasn't grasped the whole 'beggars can't be choosy' aspect of his current situation.

 

[Falco Lombardi]

Yeah, that sounds like me lel
Yup, this def sounds like something I WOULD do. Funny, tho, all I remember was:

Spoiler

Actually... now that you mention it? It's all coming back to me.
Was it 8-seconds? or 10-seconds? 2-day long reign? or 5-day?
I must still be a little groggy from @Scandale du Jour s rave the other night (I may-or-may not have had some victory Sizzurp after I won that impromptu LeftLeftRightRight Mario Kart tournament that @Falco Lombardi hosted at the rave)

Still owe me a rematch in Mario Kart. f***ing blue turtle shell

 

[M.C.G. 31]

HFWF @HFWF
@Emperoreddy and @Cor have been added to the #HFWFG1Special battle royal to determine @Fro ’s challenger for the title at #KOW. Will Fro be doing double duty? It’s coming down to the wire.

**

G1 FRIDAY SPECIAL (July 10, 2020)

- Block A Finals: Disclose vs. ???
- Block B Finals: ??? vs. ???
- BonMorrison & Paris in Flames vs. Scott Dawson & Dash Wilder; winners challenge for the tag titles at KOW.
- Battle Royal: Cor vs. Emperoreddy vs. More entrants TBA to determine an All Class Title challenger for KOW.

 

[Fro]

Double Fro

 

[The Burdened]

Still owe me a rematch in Mario Kart. ****ing blue turtle shell

Much like @The Catalyst and @ColePens .... you get no REMATCH

 

[KIRK]

Double Fro

Once for each Russian star the Blue Jackets will lose in 11 days.

 

[AlphaCatalyst]

Still owe me a rematch in Mario Kart. ****ing blue turtle shell

Still a better night than @Paris in Flames. He was in first place then...

 

[Fro]

Once for each Russian star the Blue Jackets will lose in 11 days.

That's just mean...and 1 we are ok with losing

 

[KIRK]

That's just mean...and 1 we are ok with losing

You expect anything less than total cruelty from me in this thread?

 

[Falco Lombardi]

Still a better night than @Paris in Flames. He was in first place then...

Savage