HFWF: The Reboot VI

[AlphaCatalyst]

Freddy Iron @IronBetterThanMecury
Just ran the simulation and My boy Cole is taking MCG out of Limitless...and probably AC too.

Jeanne Simmons @KISSmyBudClub
@IronBetterThanMecury funny I did a sim too and it is not good for Cole...or anyone not named MCG.

 

[Emperoreddy]

@Mitchy has to focus on one thing. And that is becoming champion.

Let us break the whiners and spoiled rich kids in two

 

[M.C.G. 31]

And another thing. PWC is PWC 4 life. @Scandale du Jour @UnrealMachine @KIRK literally wouldn't even be in HFWF if it wasn't for me. They owe me for life and I've paid them back with a luxurious life. And look at goldy. This is what WE accomplished. In fact I think the song "WE are the champions" was legit made for PWC.

@M.C.G. 31 - this is @Mitchy winning if you leave the machine. You need us. We are better together. Just simply drop out of the match and take one of those goons out of it at the same time. Classic 1 on 1 championship matches like it used to be in the past. I'll take this week off for vacation and it can just be me vs. i don't care - whoever.

Be smart here.

I look forward to watching you vs. AC this week, ringside.

Make me proud.

Show me why you’re part of the machine.

 

[Emperoreddy]

Limitless will end with @Fro retired, @Mitchy as champ, and PWC left beltless and broken inside the cage.

@KIRK would be wise to not even show up during Wargames or he will end up like the rest of them.

There won’t be a machine left after Limitless.

 

[Serac]

Ideally @KIRK shows up for wargames, is put in a shark cage, and is just left there.

 

[Cor]

Ideally @KIRK shows up for wargames, is put in a shark cage, and is just left there.

I think everyone can agree on that

 

[KIRK]

Magic Mitch @Mitchy
It's true, I ****ed up. I should've ended @M.C.G. 31's career once and for all in the cell. I really should've. But I've learned from my mistake and you damn well be sure, I won't make that same mistake again...

KIRK (@KIRK)
Until you make the same mistake again, as you always do . . .

 

[KIRK]

Voice #6
Why do people even think I'm crazy

 

[KIRK]

Cathy Kelley is with AC.

AC congrats on your win but lets talk about your match next week against Colepens where If you win MCG stays in the title match at Limitless and if you lose MCG is out.

You know Cathy it’s clear ColePens is still following MCG’s and the Machines rules, because if he was following my rules he would know that rule number one of ACs rules is, “Don’t...Trust...MCG.” That's right nothing has changed on that front. But lets face it Cathy, I am in a damned if I do damned if I don't, messed up Catch 22 situation. If Cole wins he not only removes MCG from the match, and lets face it Even if Cole does win MCG won’t honour that stipulation, AC rule number one, MCG will find a way to weasel his way in, but I guarantee you that even if I lose having given my all, MCG will take it as me “laying down” and so I’m going to be out. But if I win MCG is in the match. So you know what as much as I hate the idea of a win meaning MCG is in, I’ll take it because the alternative of losing and not getting that chance is too big of a consequence for failure.

AC Leaves clearly disgusted at the situation he is in.

KIRK (@KIRK)
Tell me more of this 'rule number one', @The Catalyst. #AskingForParanoidBenefactor

 

[KIRK]

Via HFWF YouTube.

AC is on his phone in Selfie mode. He seems to be in an airport.

I keep hearing that @Fro is saying my win was not legit or something because Eddy came out and distracted him.

KIRK (@KIRK)
I wouldn't sweat @Fro passing the buck for his own shortcomings and failures. It's a time honored tradition with him.

 

[KIRK]

Classic MCG. You lost a match against @Mitchy and you start to doubt everyone around you. We told you we would get involved if you needed. You said you didn't need it. And who cares? You guys put on a classic. The money was pouring from the rafters. You guys brought the house down. Who cares if you win or lose? You made MONEY. That's what matters. Instant classic 5* match. And not the @Fro kind that everyone forgets. One that everyone REMEMBERS.

Sure.. i've lost a little sleep. The machine runs on all parts. We don't need parts coming off because they start to doubt the other parts. I won my multi-man match fair and square. PWC is on fire as of late. @The Gongshow is a star. We are an unbeatable machine. You need to be a part of the machine and not some lone soldier.

Logs in to see if cooler heads have prevailed . . .

 

[Emperoreddy]

Ideally @KIRK shows up for wargames, is put in a shark cage, and is just left there.

After we knock the cage over.

 

[KIRK]

bro... what you gonna do? lock me in a fridge? have you seen the size of the TWR house?
focus on babysitting your stupid partner. Ring Ring...

Oh hell, @Falco Lombardi forgot to put a leash on @Cor again before letting him outside?

 

[KIRK]

After we knock the cage over.

KIRK (@KIRK)
See, this is how mind-numbingly STUPID you and @Serac are. A shark cage is filled with water. I'd drown and be dead. Game over. But, apparently both of you were too STUPID to understand that. #Dumbasses

 

[KIRK]

you'll still be champion cuz Cor is carrying your ass with only one freaking thumb. thats the only reason you're wearing gold.
but me... i dont have to share my title with no one. Me i go after my friends and take it. Thats the difference between you and I. Also why my belt is more important and also why my match is placed higher than yours in the card.

i dont have to remind you the circus i already ran and leaving it behind, made me a REAL champion.
you should try that Falco. You were doing so well until you started listening to the fans.

KIRK (@KIRK)
I think that sums up @Falco Lombardi PERFECTLY. Such a loser that even @Emperoreddy beat him 1 on 1 (and tht clown doesn't beat ANYONE 1 on 1). So pathetic he needs @Cor to carry him.

 

[KIRK]

I look forward to watching you vs. AC this week, ringside.

Make me proud.

Show me why you’re part of the machine.

 

[KIRK]

I think everyone can agree on that

Well, ALMOST everyone . . .

 

[Falco Lombardi]

KIRK (@KIRK)
I think

This is as far as I made it without laughing

 

[Fro]

Fro @Fro
It's a beach bar kinda night in Florida... @Dr Pepper and @jbell886 should join

 

[KIRK]

This is as far as I made it without laughing

Aw, @Falco Lombardi doesn't like it when someone points out that @Emperoreddy, who can't beat ANYONE clean 1 on 1, beat his sorry ass.

@Falco Lombardi doesn't like it when someone points out that some moron riding around on his tricycle is carrying his sorry ass.

The truth hurts, doesn't it?

 

[ColePens]

(Private discussion with KIRK)

Dude it's me. You wouldn't even be here without me. We go back how long? Seriously think about it, you wouldn't even be in HFWF if it wasn't for me. Get @Scandale du Jour and get @UnrealMachine on the same page just in case. PWC sticks together. Let's go.

 

[KIRK]

(Private discussion with KIRK)

Dude it's me. You wouldn't even be here without me. We go back how long? Seriously think about it, you wouldn't even be in HFWF if it wasn't for me. Get @Scandale du Jour and get @UnrealMachine on the same page just in case. PWC sticks together. Let's go.

(Private Discussion with @ColePens)

I'm telling you, there's something fishy going on here. @UnrealMachine is talking about trying to think for himself, and just today I caught @Scandale du Jour looking at himself in the mirror . . . WHILE WEARING A PAIR OF SKECHERS.

This isn't the usual KIRK pessimism, by the way. This is 'Rutherford just signed Jack Johnson' level what the **** is going on here.

 

[Fro]

Jack Johnson is a f***ing pen....

 

[Falco Lombardi]

Aw, @Falco Lombardi doesn't like it when someone points out that @Emperoreddy, who can't beat ANYONE clean 1 on 1, beat his sorry ass.

@Falco Lombardi doesn't like it when someone points out that some moron riding around on his tricycle is carrying his sorry ass.

The truth hurts, doesn't it?

You're damn right I'm mad and I'm going to take it out on your boys at Limitless in our tag team title match!



.....is what I would say if I cared about your opinion and had your boys not LOST their shot at our titles.

You want to talk truth? Yeah @Emperoreddy got one on me. I got my fair share of victories over him too but that's ancient history. Let's talk more recent history and how Unreal and Scandale choked away a tag title shot. Good luck at Limitless teaming with The Gongshow who...

*checks notes*

just lost to Eddy a couple weeks ago.

NOW......onto a team whose inability to win a match is exceeded only by @Scandale du Jour, Paris & Bon!

Mount Rushmore! Greatest Tag Team in the World!

...well not really though right? Like you've lost HOW many in a row to me and @Cor Three? Four? Five? Eight? Every single f***ing time? And you think we're jokes?

The only joke is you two still thinking you're on the top of mountain. You're not at the top, hell, you're barely on it at all and come Limitless, you'll no longer matter at all when ONCE AGAIN, you lose to the real top dogs, The Best Friend Experience

 

[KIRK]

Jack Johnson is a f*cking pen....

P.S.: @ColePens is going to rip both shoulders out of their sockets next time he sees you for reminding us.