HFWF WEEKLY 43
October 24, 2019
- Highlights from last week's show plays and hype for Kings of Wrestling play.
OPENING - @The Gongshow comes out to a mixed reaction, mostly boos from the crowd. The Gongshow is in a t-shirt and pants. He hypes Kings of Wrestling, saying this Saturday, the culmination of the tournament ends with the culmination of the true man in this business. The coronation of the future undisputed HFWF champion of the world, and the coronation of the chosen one. "Mitchy" chants start, but Gongshow says he's heard it all but it doesn't change the fact that MCG recruited him to the HFWF and recruited him to Mount Rushmore. The Gongshow says he's beaten the likes of Fro, he's beaten Mitchy, he's beaten ColePens. He's beaten legends, he's beaten those hailed as the future, he's beaten UnrealMachine. The Gongshow says he's been the workhorse of the HFWF just like @Fro was, the only difference being The Gongshow is better, faster, stronger and smarter, and his body didn't give up on him when the going got tough. And now standing across from him this Saturday is the man they called Legendary AC. The "legendary" one, @Phobia Catalyst. The Gongshow says killing one's legacy has never been easier than it's going to be this Saturday when he's facing the broken shell of a man who can't even look himself in the mirror anymore and call himself "legendary," instead having to go under the moniker of "Phobia Catalyst." The Gongshow says just like he's better, faster, stronger and smarter than Fro, he's better, faster, stronger, smarter... and mentally tougher than Phobia Catalyst is and that's why this Saturday, Phobia's going to be looking up at the lights while Gong is signing his KOW contract.
Phobia Catalyst comes out to a big pop. Phobia is dressed in street clothes as he saunters down to the ring. Phobia asks Gongshow if that's all he's got? He says because if that's it, then he's heard it before. He's heard the same thing from young punks like Gongshow all the time about how they're going to kill his legend and how they're going to do this and that and how they're better and faster and all this but guess what? They're always wrong. Phobia Catalyst says death, taxes and Phobia Catalyst getting his earned opportunities snatched away from him. Those three are guaranteed, but after this Saturday, it's just going to be death and taxes because when he wins, and he signs that contract, the ink is going to dry and hanging over the heads of everyone in the HFWF is that HE has the chance for a title match anytime, anyplace, whenever he sees fit and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. Phobia continues, saying the man Gongshow is going to get at KOW isn't "Legendary AC," no, it's the man who's going to look Gongshow deep into his eyes, look deep into his soul, find what drives fear up Gongshow's spine and use it to crush his hopes and dreams. "The Chosen One" is merely an empty nickname because Phobia Catalyst is winning and he's getting that contract. Phobia looks into Gong's eyes, and tells him after everything he's been through in the HFWF before... the fact that he's still here... what does that tell Gong? Phobia says there's no escaping his fate at KOW.
The Gongshow talks about fate sarcastically before telling Phobia Catalyst that he was the guy who could never hack it at the top. Gongshow says he's sick and tired of hearing about "opportunities taken" when the fact is that Phobia Catalyst couldn't get the job done when it mattered most. The Gongshow says Phobia Catalyst could never be trusted to be the top champion in the HFWF because he flat out can't get the job done. The Gongshow tells Phobia he's the guy who has a good match and these blind sheep (fans) cheer and chant for him, but it's The Gongshow who has his picture on the posters, on the promotional material, it's The Gongshow who network executives want to see at the top. Phobia will never have that. The Gongshow says there's a reason Phobia has had a few title reigns with the US Title and tag titles, but never the HFWF Title. It has nothing to do with MCG "holding him back" or "taking his opportunities," but rather... everything to do with the fact that Phobia can't get the job done. "YOU'RE A CHOKER. And this Saturday at Kings of Wrestling, you're going to choke once again." The Gongshow says he's hungrier than ever. He's had the champion beat twice... and he was screwed TWICE. The Gongshow continues on, putting himself over, but mid-sentence... PHOBIA HEARD ENOUGH AND HE LAYS GONGSHOW OUT WITH A FLASH KICK! The fans go WILD! Phobia looks down at The Gongshow and smirks before leaving to a big pop as The Gongshow holds his chin selling.
PROMO - @UnrealMachine & @Scandale du Jour are shown for a pre-tape. Before they realize the cameras are rolling, Scandale is looking in a small pocket mirror and giving the cameraman snide remarks, saying that if he looked this good he'd look at himself that much too. UnrealMachine notices the camera is rolling, so he nudges Scandale on the shoulder, and Scandale drops the mirror, breaking it. Scandale stares daggers at Unreal and tells him that one doesn't count it fell it wasn't his face this time. Unreal says that's three this week. Scandale stomps on the mirror and stares into the camera, saying that's the fate of @BonMorrison and @Paris in Flames this Saturday at Kings of Wrestling. UnrealMachine says they've heard all the rumours of tension in the PWC and all that garbage but they couldn't be more wrong. They're stronger than ever. Tonight, Bon and Paris can watch them destroy MCG and Mitchy, and this Saturday at Kings of Wrestling, they get to have their asses beat by the PWC yet again. Scandale says they've beaten Bon and Paris before, and they'll do it again and then when they have that contract in their possession, it's just a matter of time before they're running this place.
MATCH 1 - @Disclose (w/Catrina) vs. @Emperoreddy
- Disclose throws a scarf to Emp as the bell rings to throw him off and corners him with hard stomps and heavy strikes. Disclose Irish whips Emp into the opposite corner and charges for a double knee attack, but Emp runs out of the corner, off the ropes and damn near decapitates Disclose with a big clothesline. Emp pulls Disclose up and hits him with a suplex. Quick cover gets a one count. Emp pulls Disclose up and sends him off the ropes and hits him with a hip toss. He hits a second and third hip toss before sending Disclose over the top rope and out to the floor. Disclose regroups. Emp charges after him, but Disclose rolls back into the ring. Emp re-enters, but Disclose tries an elbow drop, but Emp pulls himself back out and Disclose crashes to the mat. Emp pulls Disclose out to the floor and hits him with a hard right. Emp hits more hard strikes to Disclose as Disclose tries getting away. Emp catches up to Disclose, but Disclose pokes him in the eye to boos. Disclose tries throwing Emperoreddy face first into the ring post, but Emp blocks, punches Disclose in the gut and throws him face first into the ring post instead. Emp throws him face first into the apron and then on top of the steel steps. Emp suplexes Disclose on the floor to a big pop and sickening thud and Emp then rolls in and out of the ring to break the count.
- Emp rolls Disclose into the ring and goes for the cover but Disclose kicks out at two. Disclose crawls to the corner and Emp goes to work, hitting him with hard rights. Commentary talks about the issues between these two men. Emp Irish whips Disclose hard into the opposite corner. Emp charges and EMP HITS A MONKEY FLIP ON DISCLOSE! The fans pop for the new move as Disclose pops up with a shocked expression, and Emp drops Disclose with a spinebuster and mounts him with hard rights! Disclose gets to his feet and to the ropes. Emp charges but Disclose gets his boot up. Disclose charges and DISCLOSE FOR A DISCUS ELBOW, BUT EMP CATCHES DISCLOSE FOR A BACK SUPLEX BUT DISCLOSE FLIPS THROUGH! EMP TURNS AND DISCLOSE HITS A SUPERKICK ON EMP! Emp falls back off the ropes and DISCLOSE WITH A STEP UP ENZIGURI! DISCLOSE FOR THE COVER... EMP GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO! Disclose pulls Emp up and DISCLOSE HITS EMP WITH A TIGER BOMB BACKBREAKER! ANOTHER COVER, BUT EMP KICKS OUT AT TWO!
- Disclose aggressively stomps away at the back of Emp. Disclose hits a big double foot stomp to the back of Emp and then runs off the ropes and hits a low dropkick. Disclose pulls Emp up and pushes him chest first into the corner and then follows up with a double knee attack to the back of Emp! Disclose crotches Emp on the top rope and then DISCLOSE HITS A SPRINGBOARD KICK TO THE BACK OF EMP! Emp falls off the ropes and to his knees, resting, draped over the middle rope, and DISCLOSE RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND SENTON'S THE BACK OF EMP OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE! Disclose pulls Emp up and hits a reverse DDT backbreaker and then looks for a neckbreaker combo, but Emp spins through and pushes Disclose off! Disclose charges back, but Disclose misses a clothesline. Disclose off the ropes and Disclose looks for a big boot, but misses and DISCLOSE IMMEDIATELY CONNECTS WITH A DISCUS ELBOW! Disclose off the ropes again, but Emp follows off the ropes and EMP TAKES DISCLOSE OUT WITH A MONSTROUS CLOTHESLINE!
- The fans pop as Emp hits repeated shoulder blocks on Disclose. Disclose misses a clothesline and Emp looks for a spinout powerbomb, but Disclose counters into a headlock takeover instead. Disclose rolls through looking for a kick, but Emp catches the leg. EMP FOR AN STF, BUT DISCLOSE WIGGLES FREE AND TO THE CORNER. Emp charges, but DISCLOSE GETS THE BOOT UP! DISCLOSE ON THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE, HE GRABS EMP... AND DISCLOSE HITS AN INVERTED TORNADO DDT!!! THE FANS POP BIG! DISCLOSE FOR THE COVER... EMP GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!! Disclose reacts quick. He pulls Emp up and hits a suplex, then a second, and Disclose finishes off three amigos to a pop. Disclose climbs up to the top turnbuckle now with his back to the ring. DISCLOSE FOR A MOONSAULT, BUT EMP ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! DISCLOSE LANDS ON HIS FEET. HE LOOKS FOR A SUPERKICK TO EMP ON HIS KNEES, BUT EMP CATCHES DISCLOSE AND DROPS HIM WITH A POWERBOMB! Emp climbs up to the top turnbuckle now. Disclose slowly gets up, and EMP HITS A DIVING LEG DROP TO THE BACK OF DISCLOSE'S HEAD!! EMP FOR THE COVER... DISCLOSE GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF!!
- Disclose slowly staggers up and Emp now gets him up and drops him with a spinout powerbomb. Emp hits the five knuckle shuffle to a pop. Emp sets up for the Attitude Adjustment, but Catrina pops up on the apron. Emp stares at her and the two exchange words. Disclose is up and he tries taking advantage, but Emp uses the titantron to his advantage, moving out of the way! DISCLOSE ALMOST COLLIDES WITH CATRINA BUT STOPS SHORT! Disclose turns and EMP CHARGES, BUT DISCLOSE MOVES AND EMP HAS TO STOP SHORT OF HITTING CATRINA NOW! EMP TURNS AND DISCLOSE HITS A STEP UP ENZIGURI! EMP IS STAGGERED... DISCLOSE HITS THE HIGH ANGLE IMPALER DDT! DISCLOSE FOR THE COVER... AND DISCLOSE PICKS UP THE WIN!!! DISCLOSE PINS THE ALL CLASS CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENDER!
RESULT: Disclose def. Emperoreddy @ 15:00.
Post-match: Disclose celebrates. He gets his hand raised. He and Catrina celebrate as Catrina says something to him, which Disclose nods to. We see highlights of the match. @PeterSidorkiewicz walks out and stands on top of the stage, staring into the ring as Disclose fires back a look and smirks.
BACKSTAGE - @Falco Lombardi is walking backstage, calling out for Cor, looking for him. Falco is asking people backstage if they've seen him because their match is next. Falco keeps looking for Cor, and suddenly, a "RING RING" is heard in the distance. RING RING, RING RING... @Cor bikes into the scene to a big pop! This time, he's wearing a Mexican poncho and he has a basket full of tacos. Falco is at a loss, asking him what the hell he's doing. Cor is mid-bite in one of the tacos, yelling out muffled, RING RING while chewing. He finishes his bite, and asks Falco what he thinks and why Falco isn't matching him. Falco has no response. Cor told Falco to think about it: Kings of Wrestling is this Saturday and it's in Mexico, so what better way to get motivated for their tournament finals match than by looking the part and eating the fine cuisine? "It's excellent!" Cor yells out with a big, goofy smile while giving a thumbs up. Falco has his hands on his hips, looks like he's trying to think of the words... but he just walks off to a laugh from the crowd. Cor's expression changes, and he yells out to Falco, "where are you going?" Falco doesn't respond, so Cor yells out "RING RING" and rides his bike in Falco's direction.
INTERVIEW - @ColePens and @KIRK are with Cathy Kelley. Cathy asks about Kings of Wrestling and Mitchy. KIRK asks if he can answer first, and Cole allows it. KIRK tells Cathy that Mitchy is like that cockroach that just won't go away. Somehow, some way he finds a way to slide into positions he doesn't belong in, or slide into a role he shouldn't be in, case in point, the contender for the HFWF Championship. KIRK says the odds were insurmountable against ColePens when MCG set up a handicap match and what happened? COLEPENS WON. What about when MCG set up insurmountable odds against ColePens by putting him in a title match against the then champion Fro after ColePens was in a hellacious unsanctioned match with Disclose? COLEPENS WON. At every time, MCG has tried taking and taking and taking away from the PWC but every time it fails. Mitchy is just MCG's pawn. KIRK says when ColePens disposes of him with the odds stacked against him this Saturday, MCG is going to have nobody. He's going to have nobody to throw in the path of ColePens. MCG is either going to have to sack up and do the job himself, OR, he's going to have to accept that the HFWF is in the PWC's hands now. ColePens speaks now, and says simply put, when he beats Mitchy at Kings of Wrestling, it's to the back of the line for him. ColePens says he walks in to KOW as champion and he walks out of KOW as champion - this story doesn't have a happy ending for Mitchy. ColePens smirks, and Cole and KIRK walk off.
MATCH 2 - The Best Friend Experience (@Cor & @Falco Lombardi) vs. @Dr Pepper & @jbell886
- Cor parks his bike with tacos at ringside and is going to wrestle with his poncho. Falco is confused, and DR PEPPER RUNS RIGHT BY FALCO AND BIG BOOTS COR OFF THE APRON! The fans boo as Falco jumps Dr Pepper and lays into him. Dr Pepper pushes Falco off and looks for a boot, but Falco slides under and he pushes Dr Pepper chest first into the corner. Falco off the ropes and he hits Dr Pepper with a flying clothesline which only staggers him. Falco hits two more, only staggering Dr Pepper. Falco looks for another clothesline, but Dr Pepper catches him. Dr Pepper looks for a swinging side slam, but Falco spins through. Falco tries to sunset flip Dr Pepper, but Dr Pepper grabs Falco by the throat with both hands, pulling him up to his feet and pushing him off the ropes, and Dr Pepper looks for a big boot, but Falco dodges it and FALCO HITS A SUPERKICK ON DR PEPPER! Dr Pepper is staggered and Falco hits a second superkick! Dr Pepper is staggered again... AND FALCO HITS A FAMEASSER! The fans pop as Dr Pepper is down! Falco for the cover but Dr Pepper kicks out at two!
- Falco mounts Dr Pepper and hits hard rights. Falco hits repeated elbow drops and finishes off with a big jumping elbow drop to a pop. Falco climbs up to the top turnbuckle now and measures up Pepper, and Pepper gets up and FALCO HITS A MISSILE DROPKICK ON DR PEPPER! The fans pop as Dr Pepper is sent back, but far enough so Jbell can tag in! Jbell runs into the ring and Falco dodges a clothesline attempt and takes Jbell down with a running crossbody! Falco hits repeated rights to Jbell on the mat. Falco pops up and the fans go wild. Falco hits a splash in the corner on Jbell and looks for ten punches, but Jbell drops Falco face first on the top turnbuckle quickly. Falco staggers, Jbell off the ropes looks for a running headbutt, but Falco gets his knee up and then follows up with a dropkick! DR PEPPER CHARGES FOR A RUNNING BIG BOOT, BUT FALCO DODGES IT AND DR PEPPER GOES OVER THE TOP AND OUT TO THE APRON! Dr Pepper reaches over and grabs Falco, but COR PULLS DR PEPPER OFF THE APRON AND PUSHES HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE RING POST! The fans pop. In the ring, Falco charges at Jbell, but Jbell catches him and hits him with a fallaway slam! Cover gets a two count.
- Jbell pulls Falco up and taunts Cor in the corner. Jbell hits repeated headbutts to Falco before cornering him. Jbell looks for a massive chop, but Falco avoids it! Falco slaps Jbell across the face! FALCO OFF THE ROPES BUT HE RUNS INTO A HEADBUTT FROM JBELL! JBELL OFF THE ROPES AND HE HITS A HEADBUTT ON FALCO! Jbell with a big jumping leg drop and now he climbs up to the middle turnbuckle. JBELL FOR A DIVING HEADBUTT, BUT FALCO MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! The fans pop, both men stagger up slowly.. AND FALCO DROPS JBELL WITH A FAMEASSER! Falco crawls to the corner... COR IS TAGGED IN TO A POP! NO ONE IS IN JBELL'S CORNER! COR SPLASHES JBELL IN THE CORNER! Cor off the ropes hits another splash in the corner. Cor off the ropes hits a driveby kick to Jbell in the corner and then Cor off the ropes yet again hits a running big boot to Jbell! Cor for the cover but he gets a two count!
- The fans pop big as Cor is fired up. Jbell looks for a clothesline but Cor dodges and hits a German suplex. Cor jumps around, lifting his poncho up and down. Cor covers Jbell as he's getting up with his poncho to laughs from the crowd, but Jbell backs Cor into the corner. Dr Pepper tags in! Jbell keeps Cor in the corner as Cor tries fighting out, but DR PEPPER HITS A RUNNING BIG BOOT TO COR IN THE CORNER! Dr Pepper pulls Cor out and drops him with a swinging side slam! Dr Pepper for the cover, but Cor gets the shoulder up at two. Dr Pepper off the ropes for a big elbow drop, but Cor moves! Both men slowly get up, and Cor looks for a running big boot, but Dr Pepper catches him and lifts him up for a powerbomb, but Cor rolls through into a sunset flip but Dr Pepper kicks out at two! Both men up, and DR PEPPER DESTROYS COR WITH A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!! THE FANS POP HUGE! DR PEPPER FOR THE COVER.... BUT FALCO BREAKS IT UP!!! The fans pop big, Jbell charges and he tackles Falco through the ropes! They brawl on the floor, and Falco looks for a jumping DDT on the floor, but JBELL THROWS FALCO GUT FIRST ON THE TOP OF THE GUARDRAIL TO BOOS!
- Jbell quickly hops up on the apron, and Dr Pepper tags him. COR FOR A SPLASH IN THE CORNER, BUT DR PEPPER MOVES! Jbell enters, he hits a side kick to the gut, uppercut and then JBELL HITS A MONSTROUS CHOP TO THE CHEST OF COR! Jbell off the ropes with a running headbutt to Cor. Jbell tags Dr Pepper back in. JBELL LIFTS COR UP FOR A POWERBOMB, AND DR PEPPER FINISHES OFF THE WARNING BELL ON COR!!! DR PEPPER FOR THE COVER AND IT'S GOOD FOR THE WIN!
RESULT: Dr Pepper & Jbell def. Cor & Falco Lombardi @ 11:00.
Post-match: Dr Pepper and Jbell pose to boos. Then, they look to continue the assault on Cor to boos. They hit Cor with a second Warning Bell. They look to hit Cor with a third Warning Bell, but Falco enters the ring and breaks it up to a big pop, but the numbers game catches up to Falco, but suddenly, @SeidoN and @Serac RUN OUT TO A BIG POP! They enter the ring and they exchange strikes with the larger Jbell and Dr Pepper! FALCO LOW BLOWS JBELL THOUGH! The fans pop BIG as SEIDON TAKES ADVANTAGE AND SUPERKICKS JBELL THROUGH THE ROPES AND TO THE FLOOR! SeidoN and Serac double team Dr Pepper now, and they pushes Dr Pepper away and FALCO HITS A SUPERKICK ON DR PEPPER TO A BIG POP! DR PEPPER STAGGERS BACK... DOUBLE SUPERKICK FROM SEIDON AND SERAC! DR PEPPER IS STAGGERED... AND COR DROPS DR PEPPER WITH A SKULL CRUSHING FINALE! The fans pop BIG! SeidoN, Serac, Cor and Falco stand tall to a big pop as they stare down Jbell and Dr Pepper before staring each other down.
BACKSTAGE - MCG is shown warming up to a HUGE pop. @Mitchy enters to a HUGE pop now. The two stare each other down. Mitchy says his boys, SeidoN and Serac, just did work out there, and now it's time for them to go do some work. Mitchy asks MCG if he's ready. MCG gives Mitchy a look and tells Mitchy to look at who he's asking. MCG says he's always ready. Mitchy smirks and says he hopes MCG's ready to be calling him the man after Kings of Wrestling. MCG smirks and says he wouldn't have it any other way. Suddenly, @Disclose and Catrina walk in! Disclose is ranting and raving. He tells MCG that he beat the man who was HANDED an All Class Championship match at Kings of Wrestling in his home country. He's EARNED the right and he wants to be added into that match. Disclose says he earned it, he didn't get handed a match for being a good friend and he wants it now. MCG gives Disclose a look. MCG says he thought Disclose was going to be too busy going into hiding again looking for more succubus like the last time he disappeared and went to Mexico, but if he's going to show up... then Disclose is in. It's a triple-threat match. Disclose and Catrina smirk and leave. MCG and Mitchy stare at each other and leave together.
HYPE - Cor & Falco Lombardi have announced that they'll be at ringside for the tag team title match at Kings of Wrestling.
MATCH 3 - @UnrealMachine & @Scandale du Jour (w/ @KIRK & @ColePens) vs. MCG & @Mitchy
- Scandale and Mitchy look to start, but Scandale wants MCG instead. Mitchy points to MCG, who gets a huge pop, so Mitchy tags in MCG. MCG enters the ring. Scandale gets in MCG's face and talks trash to him, switching between French and English. MCG smirks and tells Scandale to shut up before hitting him with a hard right. The two exchange rights like it's a hockey fight which gets a big pop from the crowd. Scandale Irish whips MCG, who dodges a clothesline attempt and hits a running high knee to Scandale instead. MCG hits two clotheslines on Scandale and then drops him with a spinebuster to a big pop. "You still got it" chants as Scandale crawls to his corner and Scandale tags in UnrealMachine! "Oooooh's" from the crowd as UnrealMachine enters the ring. Unreal and MCG go face-to-face. MCG is talking trash now, asking Unreal where his balls are. MCG repeatedly points to ColePens and KIRK at ringside while talking trash to UnrealMachine, who isn't responding. MCG points at Unreal's head, telling him to use his brain. Unreal hits him with a right and the two now go back-and-forth. Unreal gets the advantage and Irish whips MCG, but MCG holds onto the ropes. UnrealMachine charges and MCG pulls the rope down and Unreal goes sailing out to the floor. Unreal turns and MITCHY HITS A FLYING CLOTHESLINE OFF THE APRON TO A BIG POP!
- MCG goes out to the floor and throws Unreal face first off the apron. MCG rolls Unreal into the ring and MCG hits repeated knee drops on Unreal. MCG mounts Unreal and hits him with hard rights. MCG pulls Unreal up and looks for a neckbreaker, but Unreal spins through. Unreal pushes MCG off the ropes, but MCG clutches them again. Unreal charges, MCG gets his boot up, but Unreal catches them. He throws them down and looks for a right, but MCG blocks and MCG pokes Unreal in the eye to a pop from the crowd. MCG smirks and then drops UnrealMachine with a neckbreaker for a two count. MCG pulls Unreal up and sends him into the corner. MCG tags in Mitchy! MCG hits a splash in the corner on Unreal and then runs off the ropes and hits Unreal with a running knee, and Mitchy instantly follows up with a springboard splash off the top rope to a big pop! Mitchy for the cover but he gets a count of two! Mitchy pulls Unreal up and hits him with a strike combo. Mitchy off the ropes and he looks for a running boot, but Unreal blocks. Unreal looks for a clothesline, but Mitchy dodges and hits a spin kick to the gut of Unreal. Mitchy off the ropes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Unreal spins through and UNREAL HITS A BIG SIDE SLAM ON MITCHY! COVER GETS A TWO COUNT!
- Unreal mounts Mitchy and hits him with hard rights now. Unreal off the ropes with an elbow drop. Unreal pulls Mitchy up by his hair, yelling in his face. Mitchy slaps UnrealMachine to a pop. Mitchy off the ropes but UNREAL NEARLY DECAPITATES MITCHY WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE! Unreal immediately pulls Mitchy up and hits him with another big clothesline! Unreal taunts the crowd. He picks Mitchy up across his chest and hits repeated gutbusters over his knee. Unreal then lifts Mitchy up for a powerslam on his shoulder and rams him into the corner instead. Unreal rams him three more times before tying him in the tree of woe. Unreal tags in Scandale! Scandale enters the ring and talks trash to MCG before turning back and SCANDALE HITS A RUNNING HIP ATTACK ON MITCHY IN THE TREE OF WOE! SCANDALE RUNS BACK AND SCANDALE HITS A CANNONBALL ON MITCHY IN THE TREE OF WOE! Scandale pops up and plays to the crowd to boos as Scandale bows. Scandale then runs off the ropes and hits a running dropkick to Mitchy in the tree of woe! Scandale sits Mitchy up on the top turnbuckle now and Scandale tags in Unreal again! Unreal enters the ring and carries Mitchy out of the corner, and UNREAL HITS MITCHY WITH A RAZOR'S EDGE! Unreal immediately tags in Scandale! Scandale re-enters, runs off the ropes and SCANDALE HITS A BIG RUNNING SENTON ON MITCHY! SCANDALE FOR THE COVER, BUT MITCHY KICKS OUT AT TWO AND A HALF!
- Mitchy tries crawling to his corner, but Scandale taunts him, getting in between Mitchy and MCG. Scandale talks trash at Mitchy, and suddenly, SCANDALE TURNS BACK AND HITS MCG WITH A HARD RIGHT! Scandale approaches Mitchy, but MITCHY POPS UP WITH A BICYCLE KNEE! The fans pop big as Scandale is staggered, and Mitchy hits an enziguri on Scandale knocking him through the ropes and to the floor! Scandale shakes the cobwebs loose, and MCG RESPONDS TO THE PUNCH WITH A BIG RUNNING CLOTHESLINE ON THE FLOOR! The fans pop big as MCG and the referee exchange pleasantries, but MCG THEN TURNS INTO A BIG RUNNING SPEAR FROM UNREALMACHINE ON THE FLOOR! Boos from the crowd as UnrealMachine talks trash to MCG, and UnrealMachine then turns and MITCHY LAUNCHES HIMSELF THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE ON UNREALMACHINE! The crowd explodes! Mitchy rolls Scandale into the ring, but SCANDALE POPS UP AND HITS MITCHY WITH A SUPERKICK! Big pop from the crowd as Mitchy bounces off the ropes and SCANDALE FOR THE POPUP POWERBOMB, BUT MITCHY COUNTERS INTO A HURRICANRANA! Scandale in the corner and Mitchy hits a forearm smash! Mitchy off the ropes and he takes Scandale down with a slingblade!
- COLEPENS POPS UP ON THE APRON NOW, BUT MITCHY HITS A RUNNING DROPKICK, KNOCKING COLEPENS DOWN AND ONTO KIRK! Big pop from the crowd! Mitchy approaches Scandale, but Scandale whips Mitchy face first into the middle turnbuckle! SCANDALE LIFTS MITCHY UP AND HITS HIM WITH A REVERSE FIREMAN'S CARRY NECKBREAKER TO A BIG POP! SCANDALE FOR THE COVER.... MITCHY GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF!!! Scandale can't believe it. Scandale slowly climbs up to the top turnbuckle, signaling for a Frog Splash... BUT MITCHY RUNS UP TOP! SUPERPLEX! HUGE POP! TRANSITION INTO A SUPLEX, AND THEN FINISHING OFF WITH A FALCON ARROW!!! THE CROWD GOES WILD!!! MITCHY CLIMBS UP TOP SLOWLY... BIG FROG SPLASH OF HIS OWN BUT SCANDALE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND THE CROWD IS APPLAUDING AND GOING WILD!!! Mitchy and Scandale being slow crawls to their corner.
- Scandale tags in Unreal! Unreal grabs Mitchy's leg, stopping him just before he tags in MCG, but Mitchy is up... ENZIGURI TO UNREAL! THE FANS GO WILD! MITCHY TAGS IN MCG! MCG with repeated clotheslines on UnrealMachine! Running knee attack, MCG dodges the clothesline and drops him with a neckbreaker! MCG with a knee drop! MCG pops up and the fans go wild. Scandale re-enters the ring, but MCG DROPS SCANDALE WITH A SPINEBUSTER! MCG turns and UNREALMACHINE DROPS MCG WITH A SPINEBUSTER NOW! UnrealMachine pops up and he sets MCG up for the Unreal Bomb... but MCG slides down! MCG looks for a DDT, but UnrealMachine pushes MCG off! Unreal for a big boot, MCG dodges it and looks for a neckbreaker, but MCG instead transitions and MCG HITS UNREALMACHINE WITH A REVERSE SUPLEX! HUGE POP FROM THE CROWD! MCG FOR THE COVER.... URNEALMACHINE GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF!
- MCG pops up and he looks into the crowd as they're going wild. MCG signals for it. MCG waits for Unreal to get up. MCG FOR THE PEDIGREE, BUT UNREALMACHINE PUSHES MCG INTO THE CORNER! UnrealMachine with shoulder thrusts in the corner to MCG now. UnrealMachine backs away and he charges for a running shoulder thrust, but MCG MOVES AND UNREAL GOES SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST! UnrealMachine backs out of the corner... MCG FOR THE PEDIGREE AGAIN... BUT SCANDALE DU JOUR HITS A SUPERKICK ON MCG! MCG bounces off the ropes and back to Scandale and SCANDALE HITS A POPUP POWERBOMB ON MCG! Boos from the crowd, but MITCHY HITS A SPRINGBOARD KNEE TO SCANDALE! Scandale rolls out to the floor and MITCHY WITH A SOMERSAULT PLANCHA OVER THE TOP WIPES OUT SCANDALE ON THE FLOOR! Mitchy climbs up on the apron now and he measures up Unreal... SPRINGBOARD DIVE BUT UNREALMACHINE SPEARS MITCHY OUT OF MID-AIR TO A HUGE POP!!!!!
- The fans chant "this is awesome" as UnrealMachine stares off into the crowd. ColePens is cheering UnrealMachine on and telling him to take out MCG. UnrealMachine sets up and MCG slowly gets up, and UNREAL CHARGES FOR A SPEAR BUT MCG LEAPFROGS! UnrealMachine staggers back, and MCG HITS UNREALMACHINE WITH A PEDIGREE!!!! THE FANS GO WILD!!!! MCG TURNS UNREALMACHINE OVER SLOWLY.... COVER!!! MCG PICKS UP THE WIN IN HIS RETURN!!! MCG IS THE FIRST MAN TO PIN UNERALMACHINE IN THE HFWF!!!
NO!!!!!!!! UNREALMACHINE GETS HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!! The fans lose their minds as they thought that was it! MCG slowly gets up and he looks ready to go for the kill. MCG rolls out to the floor and he stares dagger through ColePens. MCG PULLS OUT THE GOLDEN SHOVEL! THE FANS EXPLODE! ColePens and KIRK are losing their minds and yelling at the referee. MCG re-enters the ring and he measures up UnrealMachine. The referee is telling MCG to not dare or he'll disqualify him. Suddenly, KIRK POPS UP ON THE APRON WITH A STEEL CHAIR! The referee is distracted by KIRK, so ColePens takes advantage and slides a chair into the ring to UnrealMachine now! Boos from the crowd as Unreal picks it up, UNREAL GOES TO HIT MCG WITH THE CHAIR, BUT MITCHY PULLS THE CHAIR AWAY!!! THE FANS POP BIG!!! SUDDENLY, COLEPENS ENTERS THE RING WITH THE HFWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP, AND COLEPENS LOOKS TO HIT MITCHY WITH THE CHAMPIONSHIP, BUT MITCHY MOVES... AND COLEPENS HITS MCG WITH THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! ColePens eyes widen as he can't believe what he's done! He bails out quick as Mitchy is also shocked. Mitchy turns and SCANDALE HITS A SUPERKICK ON MITCHY AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING! UNREALMACHINE LIFTS MCG UP... UNREAL BOMB CONNECTS!!! UNREALMACHINE FOR THE COVER.... AND UNREALMACHINE PINS MCG!!!! WOW!!!
RESULT: UnrealMachine & Scandale du Jour def. MCG & Mitchy @ 19:00.
Post-match: The fans are almost in complete shock. Cole and KIRK are wide eyed at Cole hitting MCG with the belt. Cole and KIRK quickly roll Unreal and Scandale out of the ring and back up the ramp, celebrating their victory. Cole and KIRK are still stunned, seeing as Cole hit the special guest enforcer for his title match this Saturday. We see highlights of the match. Back live, Mitchy is checking on MCG in the ring as the PWC are celebrating their victory on the top of the stage. The announcers talk about the repercussions for ColePens hitting MCG with the belt as MCG stares a hole through ColePens to close the show.
HFWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
SeidoN & Serac (c) vs. Dr Pepper & Jbell
My Pick - Pepper and Jbell
HFWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH; MCG AS SPECIAL GUEST ENFORCER
ColePens (c) vs. Mitchy
My Pick - ColePens
HFWF WEEKLY 43
October 24, 2019
- Highlights from last week's show plays and hype for Kings of Wrestling play.
OPENING - @The Gongshow comes out to a mixed reaction, mostly boos from the crowd. The Gongshow is in a t-shirt and pants. He hypes Kings of Wrestling, saying this Saturday, the culmination of the tournament ends with the culmination of the true man in this business. The coronation of the future undisputed HFWF champion of the world, and the coronation of the chosen one. "Mitchy" chants start, but Gongshow says he's heard it all but it doesn't change the fact that MCG recruited him to the HFWF and recruited him to Mount Rushmore. The Gongshow says he's beaten the likes of Fro, he's beaten Mitchy, he's beaten ColePens. He's beaten legends, he's beaten those hailed as the future, he's beaten UnrealMachine. The Gongshow says he's been the workhorse of the HFWF just like @Fro was, the only difference being The Gongshow is better, faster, stronger and smarter, and his body didn't give up on him when the going got tough. And now standing across from him this Saturday is the man they called Legendary AC. The "legendary" one, @Phobia Catalyst. The Gongshow says killing one's legacy has never been easier than it's going to be this Saturday when he's facing the broken shell of a man who can't even look himself in the mirror anymore and call himself "legendary," instead having to go under the moniker of "Phobia Catalyst." The Gongshow says just like he's better, faster, stronger and smarter than Fro, he's better, faster, stronger, smarter... and mentally tougher than Phobia Catalyst is and that's why this Saturday, Phobia's going to be looking up at the lights while Gong is signing his KOW contract.
Phobia Catalyst comes out to a big pop. Phobia is dressed in street clothes as he saunters down to the ring. Phobia asks Gongshow if that's all he's got? He says because if that's it, then he's heard it before. He's heard the same thing from young punks like Gongshow all the time about how they're going to kill his legend and how they're going to do this and that and how they're better and faster and all this but guess what? They're always wrong. Phobia Catalyst says death, taxes and Phobia Catalyst getting his earned opportunities snatched away from him. Those three are guaranteed, but after this Saturday, it's just going to be death and taxes because when he wins, and he signs that contract, the ink is going to dry and hanging over the heads of everyone in the HFWF is that HE has the chance for a title match anytime, anyplace, whenever he sees fit and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. Phobia continues, saying the man Gongshow is going to get at KOW isn't "Legendary AC," no, it's the man who's going to look Gongshow deep into his eyes, look deep into his soul, find what drives fear up Gongshow's spine and use it to crush his hopes and dreams. "The Chosen One" is merely an empty nickname because Phobia Catalyst is winning and he's getting that contract. Phobia looks into Gong's eyes, and tells him after everything he's been through in the HFWF before... the fact that he's still here... what does that tell Gong? Phobia says there's no escaping his fate at KOW.
The Gongshow talks about fate sarcastically before telling Phobia Catalyst that he was the guy who could never hack it at the top. Gongshow says he's sick and tired of hearing about "opportunities taken" when the fact is that Phobia Catalyst couldn't get the job done when it mattered most. The Gongshow says Phobia Catalyst could never be trusted to be the top champion in the HFWF because he flat out can't get the job done. The Gongshow tells Phobia he's the guy who has a good match and these blind sheep (fans) cheer and chant for him, but it's The Gongshow who has his picture on the posters, on the promotional material, it's The Gongshow who network executives want to see at the top. Phobia will never have that. The Gongshow says there's a reason Phobia has had a few title reigns with the US Title and tag titles, but never the HFWF Title. It has nothing to do with MCG "holding him back" or "taking his opportunities," but rather... everything to do with the fact that Phobia can't get the job done. "YOU'RE A CHOKER. And this Saturday at Kings of Wrestling, you're going to choke once again." The Gongshow says he's hungrier than ever. He's had the champion beat twice... and he was screwed TWICE. The Gongshow continues on, putting himself over, but mid-sentence... PHOBIA HEARD ENOUGH AND HE LAYS GONGSHOW OUT WITH A FLASH KICK! The fans go WILD! Phobia looks down at The Gongshow and smirks before leaving to a big pop as The Gongshow holds his chin selling.
PROMO - @UnrealMachine & @Scandale du Jour are shown for a pre-tape. Before they realize the cameras are rolling, Scandale is looking in a small pocket mirror and giving the cameraman snide remarks, saying that if he looked this good he'd look at himself that much too. UnrealMachine notices the camera is rolling, so he nudges Scandale on the shoulder, and Scandale drops the mirror, breaking it. Scandale stares daggers at Unreal and tells him that one doesn't count it fell it wasn't his face this time. Unreal says that's three this week. Scandale stomps on the mirror and stares into the camera, saying that's the fate of @BonMorrison and @Paris in Flames this Saturday at Kings of Wrestling. UnrealMachine says they've heard all the rumours of tension in the PWC and all that garbage but they couldn't be more wrong. They're stronger than ever. Tonight, Bon and Paris can watch them destroy MCG and Mitchy, and this Saturday at Kings of Wrestling, they get to have their asses beat by the PWC yet again. Scandale says they've beaten Bon and Paris before, and they'll do it again and then when they have that contract in their possession, it's just a matter of time before they're running this place.
MATCH 1 - @Disclose (w/Catrina) vs. @Emperoreddy
- Disclose throws a scarf to Emp as the bell rings to throw him off and corners him with hard stomps and heavy strikes. Disclose Irish whips Emp into the opposite corner and charges for a double knee attack, but Emp runs out of the corner, off the ropes and damn near decapitates Disclose with a big clothesline. Emp pulls Disclose up and hits him with a suplex. Quick cover gets a one count. Emp pulls Disclose up and sends him off the ropes and hits him with a hip toss. He hits a second and third hip toss before sending Disclose over the top rope and out to the floor. Disclose regroups. Emp charges after him, but Disclose rolls back into the ring. Emp re-enters, but Disclose tries an elbow drop, but Emp pulls himself back out and Disclose crashes to the mat. Emp pulls Disclose out to the floor and hits him with a hard right. Emp hits more hard strikes to Disclose as Disclose tries getting away. Emp catches up to Disclose, but Disclose pokes him in the eye to boos. Disclose tries throwing Emperoreddy face first into the ring post, but Emp blocks, punches Disclose in the gut and throws him face first into the ring post instead. Emp throws him face first into the apron and then on top of the steel steps. Emp suplexes Disclose on the floor to a big pop and sickening thud and Emp then rolls in and out of the ring to break the count.
- Emp rolls Disclose into the ring and goes for the cover but Disclose kicks out at two. Disclose crawls to the corner and Emp goes to work, hitting him with hard rights. Commentary talks about the issues between these two men. Emp Irish whips Disclose hard into the opposite corner. Emp charges and EMP HITS A MONKEY FLIP ON DISCLOSE! The fans pop for the new move as Disclose pops up with a shocked expression, and Emp drops Disclose with a spinebuster and mounts him with hard rights! Disclose gets to his feet and to the ropes. Emp charges but Disclose gets his boot up. Disclose charges and DISCLOSE FOR A DISCUS ELBOW, BUT EMP CATCHES DISCLOSE FOR A BACK SUPLEX BUT DISCLOSE FLIPS THROUGH! EMP TURNS AND DISCLOSE HITS A SUPERKICK ON EMP! Emp falls back off the ropes and DISCLOSE WITH A STEP UP ENZIGURI! DISCLOSE FOR THE COVER... EMP GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO! Disclose pulls Emp up and DISCLOSE HITS EMP WITH A TIGER BOMB BACKBREAKER! ANOTHER COVER, BUT EMP KICKS OUT AT TWO!
- Disclose aggressively stomps away at the back of Emp. Disclose hits a big double foot stomp to the back of Emp and then runs off the ropes and hits a low dropkick. Disclose pulls Emp up and pushes him chest first into the corner and then follows up with a double knee attack to the back of Emp! Disclose crotches Emp on the top rope and then DISCLOSE HITS A SPRINGBOARD KICK TO THE BACK OF EMP! Emp falls off the ropes and to his knees, resting, draped over the middle rope, and DISCLOSE RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND SENTON'S THE BACK OF EMP OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE! Disclose pulls Emp up and hits a reverse DDT backbreaker and then looks for a neckbreaker combo, but Emp spins through and pushes Disclose off! Disclose charges back, but Disclose misses a clothesline. Disclose off the ropes and Disclose looks for a big boot, but misses and DISCLOSE IMMEDIATELY CONNECTS WITH A DISCUS ELBOW! Disclose off the ropes again, but Emp follows off the ropes and EMP TAKES DISCLOSE OUT WITH A MONSTROUS CLOTHESLINE!
- The fans pop as Emp hits repeated shoulder blocks on Disclose. Disclose misses a clothesline and Emp looks for a spinout powerbomb, but Disclose counters into a headlock takeover instead. Disclose rolls through looking for a kick, but Emp catches the leg. EMP FOR AN STF, BUT DISCLOSE WIGGLES FREE AND TO THE CORNER. Emp charges, but DISCLOSE GETS THE BOOT UP! DISCLOSE ON THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE, HE GRABS EMP... AND DISCLOSE HITS AN INVERTED TORNADO DDT!!! THE FANS POP BIG! DISCLOSE FOR THE COVER... EMP GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!! Disclose reacts quick. He pulls Emp up and hits a suplex, then a second, and Disclose finishes off three amigos to a pop. Disclose climbs up to the top turnbuckle now with his back to the ring. DISCLOSE FOR A MOONSAULT, BUT EMP ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! DISCLOSE LANDS ON HIS FEET. HE LOOKS FOR A SUPERKICK TO EMP ON HIS KNEES, BUT EMP CATCHES DISCLOSE AND DROPS HIM WITH A POWERBOMB! Emp climbs up to the top turnbuckle now. Disclose slowly gets up, and EMP HITS A DIVING LEG DROP TO THE BACK OF DISCLOSE'S HEAD!! EMP FOR THE COVER... DISCLOSE GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF!!
- Disclose slowly staggers up and Emp now gets him up and drops him with a spinout powerbomb. Emp hits the five knuckle shuffle to a pop. Emp sets up for the Attitude Adjustment, but Catrina pops up on the apron. Emp stares at her and the two exchange words. Disclose is up and he tries taking advantage, but Emp uses the titantron to his advantage, moving out of the way! DISCLOSE ALMOST COLLIDES WITH CATRINA BUT STOPS SHORT! Disclose turns and EMP CHARGES, BUT DISCLOSE MOVES AND EMP HAS TO STOP SHORT OF HITTING CATRINA NOW! EMP TURNS AND DISCLOSE HITS A STEP UP ENZIGURI! EMP IS STAGGERED... DISCLOSE HITS THE HIGH ANGLE IMPALER DDT! DISCLOSE FOR THE COVER... AND DISCLOSE PICKS UP THE WIN!!! DISCLOSE PINS THE ALL CLASS CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENDER!
RESULT: Disclose def. Emperoreddy @ 15:00.
Post-match: Disclose celebrates. He gets his hand raised. He and Catrina celebrate as Catrina says something to him, which Disclose nods to. We see highlights of the match. @PeterSidorkiewicz walks out and stands on top of the stage, staring into the ring as Disclose fires back a look and smirks.
BACKSTAGE - @Falco Lombardi is walking backstage, calling out for Cor, looking for him. Falco is asking people backstage if they've seen him because their match is next. Falco keeps looking for Cor, and suddenly, a "RING RING" is heard in the distance. RING RING, RING RING... @Cor bikes into the scene to a big pop! This time, he's wearing a Mexican poncho and he has a basket full of tacos. Falco is at a loss, asking him what the hell he's doing. Cor is mid-bite in one of the tacos, yelling out muffled, RING RING while chewing. He finishes his bite, and asks Falco what he thinks and why Falco isn't matching him. Falco has no response. Cor told Falco to think about it: Kings of Wrestling is this Saturday and it's in Mexico, so what better way to get motivated for their tournament finals match than by looking the part and eating the fine cuisine? "It's excellent!" Cor yells out with a big, goofy smile while giving a thumbs up. Falco has his hands on his hips, looks like he's trying to think of the words... but he just walks off to a laugh from the crowd. Cor's expression changes, and he yells out to Falco, "where are you going?" Falco doesn't respond, so Cor yells out "RING RING" and rides his bike in Falco's direction.
INTERVIEW - @ColePens and @KIRK are with Cathy Kelley. Cathy asks about Kings of Wrestling and Mitchy. KIRK asks if he can answer first, and Cole allows it. KIRK tells Cathy that Mitchy is like that cockroach that just won't go away. Somehow, some way he finds a way to slide into positions he doesn't belong in, or slide into a role he shouldn't be in, case in point, the contender for the HFWF Championship. KIRK says the odds were insurmountable against ColePens when MCG set up a handicap match and what happened? COLEPENS WON. What about when MCG set up insurmountable odds against ColePens by putting him in a title match against the then champion Fro after ColePens was in a hellacious unsanctioned match with Disclose? COLEPENS WON. At every time, MCG has tried taking and taking and taking away from the PWC but every time it fails. Mitchy is just MCG's pawn. KIRK says when ColePens disposes of him with the odds stacked against him this Saturday, MCG is going to have nobody. He's going to have nobody to throw in the path of ColePens. MCG is either going to have to sack up and do the job himself, OR, he's going to have to accept that the HFWF is in the PWC's hands now. ColePens speaks now, and says simply put, when he beats Mitchy at Kings of Wrestling, it's to the back of the line for him. ColePens says he walks in to KOW as champion and he walks out of KOW as champion - this story doesn't have a happy ending for Mitchy. ColePens smirks, and Cole and KIRK walk off.
MATCH 2 - The Best Friend Experience (@Cor & @Falco Lombardi) vs. @Dr Pepper & @jbell886
- Cor parks his bike with tacos at ringside and is going to wrestle with his poncho. Falco is confused, and DR PEPPER RUNS RIGHT BY FALCO AND BIG BOOTS COR OFF THE APRON! The fans boo as Falco jumps Dr Pepper and lays into him. Dr Pepper pushes Falco off and looks for a boot, but Falco slides under and he pushes Dr Pepper chest first into the corner. Falco off the ropes and he hits Dr Pepper with a flying clothesline which only staggers him. Falco hits two more, only staggering Dr Pepper. Falco looks for another clothesline, but Dr Pepper catches him. Dr Pepper looks for a swinging side slam, but Falco spins through. Falco tries to sunset flip Dr Pepper, but Dr Pepper grabs Falco by the throat with both hands, pulling him up to his feet and pushing him off the ropes, and Dr Pepper looks for a big boot, but Falco dodges it and FALCO HITS A SUPERKICK ON DR PEPPER! Dr Pepper is staggered and Falco hits a second superkick! Dr Pepper is staggered again... AND FALCO HITS A FAMEASSER! The fans pop as Dr Pepper is down! Falco for the cover but Dr Pepper kicks out at two!
- Falco mounts Dr Pepper and hits hard rights. Falco hits repeated elbow drops and finishes off with a big jumping elbow drop to a pop. Falco climbs up to the top turnbuckle now and measures up Pepper, and Pepper gets up and FALCO HITS A MISSILE DROPKICK ON DR PEPPER! The fans pop as Dr Pepper is sent back, but far enough so Jbell can tag in! Jbell runs into the ring and Falco dodges a clothesline attempt and takes Jbell down with a running crossbody! Falco hits repeated rights to Jbell on the mat. Falco pops up and the fans go wild. Falco hits a splash in the corner on Jbell and looks for ten punches, but Jbell drops Falco face first on the top turnbuckle quickly. Falco staggers, Jbell off the ropes looks for a running headbutt, but Falco gets his knee up and then follows up with a dropkick! DR PEPPER CHARGES FOR A RUNNING BIG BOOT, BUT FALCO DODGES IT AND DR PEPPER GOES OVER THE TOP AND OUT TO THE APRON! Dr Pepper reaches over and grabs Falco, but COR PULLS DR PEPPER OFF THE APRON AND PUSHES HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE RING POST! The fans pop. In the ring, Falco charges at Jbell, but Jbell catches him and hits him with a fallaway slam! Cover gets a two count.
- Jbell pulls Falco up and taunts Cor in the corner. Jbell hits repeated headbutts to Falco before cornering him. Jbell looks for a massive chop, but Falco avoids it! Falco slaps Jbell across the face! FALCO OFF THE ROPES BUT HE RUNS INTO A HEADBUTT FROM JBELL! JBELL OFF THE ROPES AND HE HITS A HEADBUTT ON FALCO! Jbell with a big jumping leg drop and now he climbs up to the middle turnbuckle. JBELL FOR A DIVING HEADBUTT, BUT FALCO MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! The fans pop, both men stagger up slowly.. AND FALCO DROPS JBELL WITH A FAMEASSER! Falco crawls to the corner... COR IS TAGGED IN TO A POP! NO ONE IS IN JBELL'S CORNER! COR SPLASHES JBELL IN THE CORNER! Cor off the ropes hits another splash in the corner. Cor off the ropes hits a driveby kick to Jbell in the corner and then Cor off the ropes yet again hits a running big boot to Jbell! Cor for the cover but he gets a two count!
- The fans pop big as Cor is fired up. Jbell looks for a clothesline but Cor dodges and hits a German suplex. Cor jumps around, lifting his poncho up and down. Cor covers Jbell as he's getting up with his poncho to laughs from the crowd, but Jbell backs Cor into the corner. Dr Pepper tags in! Jbell keeps Cor in the corner as Cor tries fighting out, but DR PEPPER HITS A RUNNING BIG BOOT TO COR IN THE CORNER! Dr Pepper pulls Cor out and drops him with a swinging side slam! Dr Pepper for the cover, but Cor gets the shoulder up at two. Dr Pepper off the ropes for a big elbow drop, but Cor moves! Both men slowly get up, and Cor looks for a running big boot, but Dr Pepper catches him and lifts him up for a powerbomb, but Cor rolls through into a sunset flip but Dr Pepper kicks out at two! Both men up, and DR PEPPER DESTROYS COR WITH A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!! THE FANS POP HUGE! DR PEPPER FOR THE COVER.... BUT FALCO BREAKS IT UP!!! The fans pop big, Jbell charges and he tackles Falco through the ropes! They brawl on the floor, and Falco looks for a jumping DDT on the floor, but JBELL THROWS FALCO GUT FIRST ON THE TOP OF THE GUARDRAIL TO BOOS!
- Jbell quickly hops up on the apron, and Dr Pepper tags him. COR FOR A SPLASH IN THE CORNER, BUT DR PEPPER MOVES! Jbell enters, he hits a side kick to the gut, uppercut and then JBELL HITS A MONSTROUS CHOP TO THE CHEST OF COR! Jbell off the ropes with a running headbutt to Cor. Jbell tags Dr Pepper back in. JBELL LIFTS COR UP FOR A POWERBOMB, AND DR PEPPER FINISHES OFF THE WARNING BELL ON COR!!! DR PEPPER FOR THE COVER AND IT'S GOOD FOR THE WIN!
RESULT: Dr Pepper & Jbell def. Cor & Falco Lombardi @ 11:00.
Post-match: Dr Pepper and Jbell pose to boos. Then, they look to continue the assault on Cor to boos. They hit Cor with a second Warning Bell. They look to hit Cor with a third Warning Bell, but Falco enters the ring and breaks it up to a big pop, but the numbers game catches up to Falco, but suddenly, @SeidoN and @Serac RUN OUT TO A BIG POP! They enter the ring and they exchange strikes with the larger Jbell and Dr Pepper! FALCO LOW BLOWS JBELL THOUGH! The fans pop BIG as SEIDON TAKES ADVANTAGE AND SUPERKICKS JBELL THROUGH THE ROPES AND TO THE FLOOR! SeidoN and Serac double team Dr Pepper now, and they pushes Dr Pepper away and FALCO HITS A SUPERKICK ON DR PEPPER TO A BIG POP! DR PEPPER STAGGERS BACK... DOUBLE SUPERKICK FROM SEIDON AND SERAC! DR PEPPER IS STAGGERED... AND COR DROPS DR PEPPER WITH A SKULL CRUSHING FINALE! The fans pop BIG! SeidoN, Serac, Cor and Falco stand tall to a big pop as they stare down Jbell and Dr Pepper before staring each other down.
BACKSTAGE - MCG is shown warming up to a HUGE pop. @Mitchy enters to a HUGE pop now. The two stare each other down. Mitchy says his boys, SeidoN and Serac, just did work out there, and now it's time for them to go do some work. Mitchy asks MCG if he's ready. MCG gives Mitchy a look and tells Mitchy to look at who he's asking. MCG says he's always ready. Mitchy smirks and says he hopes MCG's ready to be calling him the man after Kings of Wrestling. MCG smirks and says he wouldn't have it any other way. Suddenly, @Disclose and Catrina walk in! Disclose is ranting and raving. He tells MCG that he beat the man who was HANDED an All Class Championship match at Kings of Wrestling in his home country. He's EARNED the right and he wants to be added into that match. Disclose says he earned it, he didn't get handed a match for being a good friend and he wants it now. MCG gives Disclose a look. MCG says he thought Disclose was going to be too busy going into hiding again looking for more succubus like the last time he disappeared and went to Mexico, but if he's going to show up... then Disclose is in. It's a triple-threat match. Disclose and Catrina smirk and leave. MCG and Mitchy stare at each other and leave together.
HYPE - Cor & Falco Lombardi have announced that they'll be at ringside for the tag team title match at Kings of Wrestling.
MATCH 3 - @UnrealMachine & @Scandale du Jour (w/ @KIRK & @ColePens) vs. MCG & @Mitchy
- Scandale and Mitchy look to start, but Scandale wants MCG instead. Mitchy points to MCG, who gets a huge pop, so Mitchy tags in MCG. MCG enters the ring. Scandale gets in MCG's face and talks trash to him, switching between French and English. MCG smirks and tells Scandale to shut up before hitting him with a hard right. The two exchange rights like it's a hockey fight which gets a big pop from the crowd. Scandale Irish whips MCG, who dodges a clothesline attempt and hits a running high knee to Scandale instead. MCG hits two clotheslines on Scandale and then drops him with a spinebuster to a big pop. "You still got it" chants as Scandale crawls to his corner and Scandale tags in UnrealMachine! "Oooooh's" from the crowd as UnrealMachine enters the ring. Unreal and MCG go face-to-face. MCG is talking trash now, asking Unreal where his balls are. MCG repeatedly points to ColePens and KIRK at ringside while talking trash to UnrealMachine, who isn't responding. MCG points at Unreal's head, telling him to use his brain. Unreal hits him with a right and the two now go back-and-forth. Unreal gets the advantage and Irish whips MCG, but MCG holds onto the ropes. UnrealMachine charges and MCG pulls the rope down and Unreal goes sailing out to the floor. Unreal turns and MITCHY HITS A FLYING CLOTHESLINE OFF THE APRON TO A BIG POP!
- MCG goes out to the floor and throws Unreal face first off the apron. MCG rolls Unreal into the ring and MCG hits repeated knee drops on Unreal. MCG mounts Unreal and hits him with hard rights. MCG pulls Unreal up and looks for a neckbreaker, but Unreal spins through. Unreal pushes MCG off the ropes, but MCG clutches them again. Unreal charges, MCG gets his boot up, but Unreal catches them. He throws them down and looks for a right, but MCG blocks and MCG pokes Unreal in the eye to a pop from the crowd. MCG smirks and then drops UnrealMachine with a neckbreaker for a two count. MCG pulls Unreal up and sends him into the corner. MCG tags in Mitchy! MCG hits a splash in the corner on Unreal and then runs off the ropes and hits Unreal with a running knee, and Mitchy instantly follows up with a springboard splash off the top rope to a big pop! Mitchy for the cover but he gets a count of two! Mitchy pulls Unreal up and hits him with a strike combo. Mitchy off the ropes and he looks for a running boot, but Unreal blocks. Unreal looks for a clothesline, but Mitchy dodges and hits a spin kick to the gut of Unreal. Mitchy off the ropes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Unreal spins through and UNREAL HITS A BIG SIDE SLAM ON MITCHY! COVER GETS A TWO COUNT!
- Unreal mounts Mitchy and hits him with hard rights now. Unreal off the ropes with an elbow drop. Unreal pulls Mitchy up by his hair, yelling in his face. Mitchy slaps UnrealMachine to a pop. Mitchy off the ropes but UNREAL NEARLY DECAPITATES MITCHY WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE! Unreal immediately pulls Mitchy up and hits him with another big clothesline! Unreal taunts the crowd. He picks Mitchy up across his chest and hits repeated gutbusters over his knee. Unreal then lifts Mitchy up for a powerslam on his shoulder and rams him into the corner instead. Unreal rams him three more times before tying him in the tree of woe. Unreal tags in Scandale! Scandale enters the ring and talks trash to MCG before turning back and SCANDALE HITS A RUNNING HIP ATTACK ON MITCHY IN THE TREE OF WOE! SCANDALE RUNS BACK AND SCANDALE HITS A CANNONBALL ON MITCHY IN THE TREE OF WOE! Scandale pops up and plays to the crowd to boos as Scandale bows. Scandale then runs off the ropes and hits a running dropkick to Mitchy in the tree of woe! Scandale sits Mitchy up on the top turnbuckle now and Scandale tags in Unreal again! Unreal enters the ring and carries Mitchy out of the corner, and UNREAL HITS MITCHY WITH A RAZOR'S EDGE! Unreal immediately tags in Scandale! Scandale re-enters, runs off the ropes and SCANDALE HITS A BIG RUNNING SENTON ON MITCHY! SCANDALE FOR THE COVER, BUT MITCHY KICKS OUT AT TWO AND A HALF!
- Mitchy tries crawling to his corner, but Scandale taunts him, getting in between Mitchy and MCG. Scandale talks trash at Mitchy, and suddenly, SCANDALE TURNS BACK AND HITS MCG WITH A HARD RIGHT! Scandale approaches Mitchy, but MITCHY POPS UP WITH A BICYCLE KNEE! The fans pop big as Scandale is staggered, and Mitchy hits an enziguri on Scandale knocking him through the ropes and to the floor! Scandale shakes the cobwebs loose, and MCG RESPONDS TO THE PUNCH WITH A BIG RUNNING CLOTHESLINE ON THE FLOOR! The fans pop big as MCG and the referee exchange pleasantries, but MCG THEN TURNS INTO A BIG RUNNING SPEAR FROM UNREALMACHINE ON THE FLOOR! Boos from the crowd as UnrealMachine talks trash to MCG, and UnrealMachine then turns and MITCHY LAUNCHES HIMSELF THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE ON UNREALMACHINE! The crowd explodes! Mitchy rolls Scandale into the ring, but SCANDALE POPS UP AND HITS MITCHY WITH A SUPERKICK! Big pop from the crowd as Mitchy bounces off the ropes and SCANDALE FOR THE POPUP POWERBOMB, BUT MITCHY COUNTERS INTO A HURRICANRANA! Scandale in the corner and Mitchy hits a forearm smash! Mitchy off the ropes and he takes Scandale down with a slingblade!
- COLEPENS POPS UP ON THE APRON NOW, BUT MITCHY HITS A RUNNING DROPKICK, KNOCKING COLEPENS DOWN AND ONTO KIRK! Big pop from the crowd! Mitchy approaches Scandale, but Scandale whips Mitchy face first into the middle turnbuckle! SCANDALE LIFTS MITCHY UP AND HITS HIM WITH A REVERSE FIREMAN'S CARRY NECKBREAKER TO A BIG POP! SCANDALE FOR THE COVER.... MITCHY GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF!!! Scandale can't believe it. Scandale slowly climbs up to the top turnbuckle, signaling for a Frog Splash... BUT MITCHY RUNS UP TOP! SUPERPLEX! HUGE POP! TRANSITION INTO A SUPLEX, AND THEN FINISHING OFF WITH A FALCON ARROW!!! THE CROWD GOES WILD!!! MITCHY CLIMBS UP TOP SLOWLY... BIG FROG SPLASH OF HIS OWN BUT SCANDALE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND THE CROWD IS APPLAUDING AND GOING WILD!!! Mitchy and Scandale being slow crawls to their corner.
- Scandale tags in Unreal! Unreal grabs Mitchy's leg, stopping him just before he tags in MCG, but Mitchy is up... ENZIGURI TO UNREAL! THE FANS GO WILD! MITCHY TAGS IN MCG! MCG with repeated clotheslines on UnrealMachine! Running knee attack, MCG dodges the clothesline and drops him with a neckbreaker! MCG with a knee drop! MCG pops up and the fans go wild. Scandale re-enters the ring, but MCG DROPS SCANDALE WITH A SPINEBUSTER! MCG turns and UNREALMACHINE DROPS MCG WITH A SPINEBUSTER NOW! UnrealMachine pops up and he sets MCG up for the Unreal Bomb... but MCG slides down! MCG looks for a DDT, but UnrealMachine pushes MCG off! Unreal for a big boot, MCG dodges it and looks for a neckbreaker, but MCG instead transitions and MCG HITS UNREALMACHINE WITH A REVERSE SUPLEX! HUGE POP FROM THE CROWD! MCG FOR THE COVER.... URNEALMACHINE GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF!
- MCG pops up and he looks into the crowd as they're going wild. MCG signals for it. MCG waits for Unreal to get up. MCG FOR THE PEDIGREE, BUT UNREALMACHINE PUSHES MCG INTO THE CORNER! UnrealMachine with shoulder thrusts in the corner to MCG now. UnrealMachine backs away and he charges for a running shoulder thrust, but MCG MOVES AND UNREAL GOES SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST! UnrealMachine backs out of the corner... MCG FOR THE PEDIGREE AGAIN... BUT SCANDALE DU JOUR HITS A SUPERKICK ON MCG! MCG bounces off the ropes and back to Scandale and SCANDALE HITS A POPUP POWERBOMB ON MCG! Boos from the crowd, but MITCHY HITS A SPRINGBOARD KNEE TO SCANDALE! Scandale rolls out to the floor and MITCHY WITH A SOMERSAULT PLANCHA OVER THE TOP WIPES OUT SCANDALE ON THE FLOOR! Mitchy climbs up on the apron now and he measures up Unreal... SPRINGBOARD DIVE BUT UNREALMACHINE SPEARS MITCHY OUT OF MID-AIR TO A HUGE POP!!!!!
- The fans chant "this is awesome" as UnrealMachine stares off into the crowd. ColePens is cheering UnrealMachine on and telling him to take out MCG. UnrealMachine sets up and MCG slowly gets up, and UNREAL CHARGES FOR A SPEAR BUT MCG LEAPFROGS! UnrealMachine staggers back, and MCG HITS UNREALMACHINE WITH A PEDIGREE!!!! THE FANS GO WILD!!!! MCG TURNS UNREALMACHINE OVER SLOWLY.... COVER!!! MCG PICKS UP THE WIN IN HIS RETURN!!! MCG IS THE FIRST MAN TO PIN UNERALMACHINE IN THE HFWF!!!
NO!!!!!!!! UNREALMACHINE GETS HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!! The fans lose their minds as they thought that was it! MCG slowly gets up and he looks ready to go for the kill. MCG rolls out to the floor and he stares dagger through ColePens. MCG PULLS OUT THE GOLDEN SHOVEL! THE FANS EXPLODE! ColePens and KIRK are losing their minds and yelling at the referee. MCG re-enters the ring and he measures up UnrealMachine. The referee is telling MCG to not dare or he'll disqualify him. Suddenly, KIRK POPS UP ON THE APRON WITH A STEEL CHAIR! The referee is distracted by KIRK, so ColePens takes advantage and slides a chair into the ring to UnrealMachine now! Boos from the crowd as Unreal picks it up, UNREAL GOES TO HIT MCG WITH THE CHAIR, BUT MITCHY PULLS THE CHAIR AWAY!!! THE FANS POP BIG!!! SUDDENLY, COLEPENS ENTERS THE RING WITH THE HFWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP, AND COLEPENS LOOKS TO HIT MITCHY WITH THE CHAMPIONSHIP, BUT MITCHY MOVES... AND COLEPENS HITS MCG WITH THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! ColePens eyes widen as he can't believe what he's done! He bails out quick as Mitchy is also shocked. Mitchy turns and SCANDALE HITS A SUPERKICK ON MITCHY AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING! UNREALMACHINE LIFTS MCG UP... UNREAL BOMB CONNECTS!!! UNREALMACHINE FOR THE COVER.... AND UNREALMACHINE PINS MCG!!!! WOW!!!
RESULT: UnrealMachine & Scandale du Jour def. MCG & Mitchy @ 19:00.
Post-match: The fans are almost in complete shock. Cole and KIRK are wide eyed at Cole hitting MCG with the belt. Cole and KIRK quickly roll Unreal and Scandale out of the ring and back up the ramp, celebrating their victory. Cole and KIRK are still stunned, seeing as Cole hit the special guest enforcer for his title match this Saturday. We see highlights of the match. Back live, Mitchy is checking on MCG in the ring as the PWC are celebrating their victory on the top of the stage. The announcers talk about the repercussions for ColePens hitting MCG with the belt as MCG stares a hole through ColePens to close the show.
@Mitchy and @M.C.G. 31 Told you guys we would kick your ass
@KIRK: My mirror supply is running low. Please use my bonus for beating the boss up to buy more. Québécois hand-made, of course.
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AAAA-TAAAAAN-GAAAAA-NAAAA! DISCLOSE gives Eddy a favor and sends him to the hospital with all the sick kids he likes to hang around with. All that while punching his TICKET TO KOW IN MEXICO!!!
DISCLOSE IS COMING HOME! BRUTAL and DISCLOSE IS GOING FOR GOLD! GRACIAS DOñA CATRINA!!
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My review of HFWF WEEKLY 43
Hello everyone currently visiting me on the internet. This is it. The final HFWF show before the first ever Kings Of Wrestling Pay Per View. So you all know what that means. First I am going to go through what happened and give the Good an Up and the No good a Down, Then after that I am going to give my picks for who will win at the Kings Of Wrestling Pay Per View. So let's not waste any unnecessary time and Let’s Go.
Gongshow is out to start us off and he talks about how he is better, faster, stronger, and smarter than AC and that is why he will be the one to destroy the legend. Phobia Catalyst comes out and inform Gong that he has made a career out of beating guys who are better, faster, stronger, and smarter than him that is why he became a Legend, he overcomes the odds. A bit more back and forth and finally AC has had enough and lays Gong out with a vintage AC Flash Kick. - Gets an Up. This is the match I think I am looking forward to the most. I have no doubt it will deliver.
We cut to a pretaped interview with PWC member UnrealMachine and Scandale du Jour. Scandale breaks a mirror before they talk about beating Bon Morrison and Paris in Flames at Kings of Wrestling to get the Tag Contract.
To the ring and we get our first match of the night with Disclose facing Emperoreddy. A nice solid back and forth match and Disclose ends up pinning the challenger for the All Class Championship. - Gets an Up. You have to think Disclose is going to try and somehow leverage this win into trying to get into that match on Saturday.
In the back in a strange twist of fate it is Falco Lombardi is looking for Cor this week. He finds him on his bike and since the bell is broken he is yelling out “Ring Ring”. - This gets an Up just for the comedy gold.
Elsewhere KIRK and ColePens are talking with Cathy Kelley and they say Mitchy is just a cockroach that won’t go away but they vow to put an end to that Saturday.
Back in the ring and we get more of the Best Friend Experience as Falco and COr team up to take on Dr. Pepper and Jbell. Falco and Cor put up a good fight but the number one contenders win and have momentum heading into the Pay Per View. - Gets an Up. After the match Bell- Pepper look to take out Falco but the Tag Champs make the save. The momentum the number one contenders had quickly evaporates as they get laid out.
In the back MCG and Mitchy meet up before their match and give each other a pep talk before r their match with UnrealMachine and Scandale du Jour. Before they can leave Disclose and Catrina visit and are able to convince MCG to put him into the All Class Championship Match. Just as I thought. MCG and Mitchy then go to the ring. The main events over the past few weeks in the build to this tournament have all been Pay per view calibur and this is no exception, it is crazy that they give this type of quality away weekly. I was expecting a dusty finish with no winner so that everyone went into the Pay Per View strong and so was very surprised to see a win even if it was indeed dusty. Colepens hits MCG with the title belt albeit what looked inadvertent as he was aiming for Mitchy but PWC get the win and you have to think that any remaining unbias MCG had for ColePens is now completely eradicated. - Gets an Up.
No downs this week and that is all you really want from a go home show. Saturday is not that far away and it should be a fantastic show. Another stacked card So how do I see it playing out? Lets go to the predictions.
Not sure where to start so lets just go with the tournament finals.
KINGS OF WRESTLING TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT FINALS
UnrealMachine & Scandale du Jour vs. BonMorrison & Paris in Flames
My Pick - PWC
Seeing as how my Bracket was completely destroyed fairly early on I come into this one with no idea one way or the other how it will go. But I assume KIRK will be at ringside and you can never count out his intangibles. A PWC win sets up the chance for a PWC title win and finally having all the PWC with gold. That being said a Bon and PiF win would not be an upset in anyway shape or form.
KINGS OF WRESTLING SINGLES TOURNAMENT FINALS
Phobia Catalyst vs. The Gongshow
My Pick - Legendary AC
He was my Bracket pick and still is. I just feel the time has finally come for him to get his time with the championship and this seems like the perfect opportunity. Gong will have his day in the spotlight soon but Saturday is not the day.
HFWF ALL CLASS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
PeterSidorkiewicz (c) vs. Emperoreddy vs. Disclose
My Pick - Disclose
It just seems like this is the direction its going Catrina will be involved in the finish and it will benefit Disclose back in Mexico to write a nice storybook ending since he was brutalised by ColePens what seems like a lifetime ago.
HFWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
SeidoN & Serac (c) vs. Dr Pepper & Jbell
My Pick - Pepper and Jbell
This one was the hardest for me to pick I could easily see both teams winning this. If you ran a simulation of this 1000 times I swear it would come out 500-500. In the end it just came down to who I feel in my gut will pull it off and I think Pepper and JBell will do whatever is necessary including cheat to win and while I know SeidoN and Serac are capable of doing that too JBell and Pepper to me seem like they would not hesitate to do it while the champs would and that is the difference.
HFWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH; MCG AS SPECIAL GUEST ENFORCER
ColePens (c) vs. Mitchy
My Pick - ColePens
I know everything seems like it is stacked in Mitchys favour and I have been watching wrestling long enough that if the good guy babyface has any advantage heading into a match it will almost always backfire. Plus Colepens is sure to have some kind of contingency plan even if it is getting himself disqualified. So let me qualify my pick ColePens win or lose is leaving with the championship still around his waist as champion. So yes that also means I do not think the winner of Gong vs AC will cash in right away. However I could see a cash in by the Tag KoW winner. Is that an official prediction? No. I think we see the KoW winners hang onto that contract for a bit.
So those are my picks, be sure to leave yours in the comments and get ready for Saturday. It is going to be great, I can feel it. I’m Cid Phoenix, I’ll see you all Saturday.
Cid Phoenix =/= Phobia...Well, @ColePens, apparently while you beat the hell out of @Phobia Catalyst a few months ago, you also managed to knock a little bit of sense into him.
Cid Phoenix =/= Phobia...
But you know...
KIRK throwing shots at everyone right nowWell, nonkayfabe, I must confess that you were right to warn me how dull HFWF would be if I took a short vacation.
I'm just happy @KIRK is alive!
During the match, ColePens found himself near the action, and he heard the fans crying out for him to show them the HFWF title.
As he stretched out his arm, Mitchy sort of navigated M.C.G. 31's face into the area where ColePens was moving his arm.
And 100% BY ACCIDENT, M.C.G. 31 moved face first into the HFWF title.
Accidents like you hitting the HFWF belt with your face.
KIRK throwing shots at everyone right now
Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is KIRK. I am the ADVOCATE for the PWC. On behalf of @ColePens and the rest of the PWC, I'd like to . . . .WOULD YOU PEOPLE PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP . . .
On behalf of @ColePens . . .
Okay, everyone HAPPY now? Good . . .
On behalf of @ColePens and the rest of the PWC, I'd like to comment on the series of unfortunate ACCIDENTS that befell @M.C.G. 31 at the go home show for KOW.
As you know, @Scandale du Jour and @UnrealMachine destroyed @Mitchy and @M.C.G. 31 in a tag match that only happened because that wanna be CHOSEN ONE @Mitchy requested it.
OBVIOUSLY, @Mitchy was still confused about WHY @M.C.G. 31 'anointed' him. He thought it was because he's EARNED it, and he refused and still refuses to accept that he only was 'anointed' because @M.C.G. 31 is out of sacrificial lambs to throw out against @ColePens and because as a SHELL of the wrestler he once was, @M.C.G. 31 isn't MAN ENOUGH to take care of business himself.
Okay, so @Mitchy is an idiot. It's not like it's something all of us didn't already know.
But, last night, @Mitchy took the stupidity ONE . . . STEP . . . FURTHER.
He BEGGED @M.C.G. 31 to be his partner in a tag match against @Scandale du Jour and @UnrealMachine.
Now, a decade ago, that might have been a fair match. But, this decade's @M.C.G. 31 . . . he's a suit. He shouldn't be in a ring with KILLERS like the team of @Scandale du Jour and @UnrealMachine.
Knowing this-- and out of the goodness of our collective hearts-- the PWC decided to be charitable and to try to limit the number of bumps @M.C.G. 31 normally would take when tagging with a nothing cockroach like @Mitchy.
@M.C.G. 31, I hope you appreciate it. @Scandale du Jour and @UnrealMachine may have beaten the hell out of you. They may have left you BROKEN in the middle of the ring. But, that ONLY happened because @Mitchy hung you out to dry and because, at the end, @Scandale du Jour and @UnrealMachine showed you MERCY . . .
The MERCY @ColePens and I instructed them to show you when, as we expected, @Mitchy let you down and abandoned you to the two of them.
@Scandale du Jour, @UnrealMachine . . . the MERCY you showed @M.C.G. 31 like @ColePens and I asked . . .
Now, there was one terrible ACCIDENT that happened during the match.
As you know, @ColePens came down to the ring to watch his PWC team work, to make sure he continues to get his money's worth from them.
During the match, @ColePens found himself near the action, and he heard the fans crying out for him to show them the HFWF title.
As he stretched out his arm, @Mitchy sort of navigated @M.C.G. 31's face into the area where @ColePens was moving his arm.
And 100% BY ACCIDENT, @M.C.G. 31 moved face first into the HFWF title.
Now, @M.C.G. 31, I know you're angry. And, I understand. But, YOU have to rememember one thing:
Wrestling is a dangerous business . . . and accidents happen.
Accidents like you hitting the HFWF belt with your face.
Accidents like @Scandale du Jour and @UnrealMachine, despite doing everything they could to limit the number of bumps you took, beating the hell out of you.
Accidents like what COULD happen if you get too close as @ColePens SQUASHES that cockroach @Mitchy at KOW.
But, remember one thing . . .
You shouldn't blame @ColePens and the rest of the PWC for any of it.
You shouldn't even blame @Mitchy for hanging you out to twist.
No, the only person you should blame is YOURSELF.
You KNOW what @ColePens and the PWC is capable of.
You KNEW what would happen if you hitched your wagon to that LOSER @Mitchy in a tag match.
You KNOW that @Mitchy is nothing more than a lamb you've sent out to slaughter.
And that's why, even with the ACCIDENTS, you have nobody to blame but yourself.
@M.C.G. 31, you KNOW there will be another ACCIDENT at KOW, because you KNOW @Mitchy will screw up again.
But, what if it's worse than last night. What if it's worse than this . . .
What happens to your family? To your wife? To your children?
Think of them. I beg of you.
Fro @Fro
Are you looking over your shoulder? Is your head on a swivel? Money cant buy someone everything, but it gets you an edge....
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Third Mitchketeer | 10-24-2019 10:15 PM |
Here is the card! This should be amazing. | |
HFWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH; MCG AS SPECIAL GUEST ENFORCER ColePens (c) vs. Mitchy HFWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH SeidoN & Serac (c) vs. Dr Pepper & Jbell HFWF ALL CLASS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH PeterSidorkiewicz (c) vs. Emperoreddy vs. Disclose KINGS OF WRESTLING SINGLES TOURNAMENT FINALS Phobia Catalyst vs. The Gongshow KINGS OF WRESTLING TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT FINALS UnrealMachine & Scandale du Jour vs. BonMorrison & Paris in Flames | |
MCG's Shovel | 10-24-2019 10:17 PM |
Its Burying Time! | |
Terra Ryzing | 10-24-2019 10:20 PM |
Oh man I hope Mitchy gets buried. | |
Straight Edge Society Member | 10-24-2019 10:24 PM |
This is going to be great. Looking Forward to GongShow killing the Legend. | |
ColePens Perfection | 10-24-2019 10:29 PM |
PWC going to be leaving with all the gold. | |
Solid Snake | 10-24-2019 10:32 PM |
They won't be leaving with the All Class Championship so, no not all the gold. | |
Austin4Life | 10-24-2019 10:34 PM |
What do you have against Mitchy? Besides I think MCG screws Cole and then they can feud. | |
The Shock Master | 10-24-2019 10:36 PM |
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ColePens Perfection | 10-24-2019 10:38 PM |
Fine. All the gold that matters. | |
Terra Ryzing | 10-24-2019 10:42 PM |
Just think he is overrated and getting pushed undeservedly. Falco should be in this spot. | |
Steamboat Ricky | 10-24-2019 10:45 PM |
So I was talking with my pet podiatrist and he knows a guy who overheard a conversation where they said that MCG would beat ColePens for the title and then feud with AC. | |
BoneSaw | 10-24-2019 10:47 PM |
Oh Boy...Here we go again. | |
I still BOlieve | 10-24-2019 10:50 PM |
I have a feeling Gong is going to win with a GSC out of nowhere and it is going to shock everyone when AC loses. | |
Captain Insano | 10-24-2019 10:54 PM |
I swear this has to be a Mad Lib you just made. There is no way this is a real sentence. MCG is not beating ColePens he is just the enforcer, he is not in the match. | |
The Shock Master | 10-24-2019 10:56 PM |
This is going to be a great card. Cant wait for this. | |
Steamboat Ricky | 10-24-2019 10:59 PM |
I just pass on what I hear. I know that my Destist's friend whose cousins brother in law works for HFWF was wrong about Hogan winning but that cause the guy who worked for HFWF was just some lowly ring set up/mainatance guy. This is different. My pet podiatrist cliames that the guy who overheard the conversation heard the guy call the other guy on the phone "KIRK". | |
I still BOlieve | 10-24-2019 11:04 PM |
Hey AC! Who do you think will win? | |
FozzyY2JFan | 10-24-2019 11:07 PM |
Yeah very different. This is your pet podiatrist not your dentist. BTW WTF is a pet podiatrist? Also KIRK? Really? You would think with all your insider knowlege you would be destroying eveyone in the perdiction thread but you are middle of the pack. That said I have to admit I get a odd sense of amusment from your ramblings. Never stop. | |
Captian Charisma | 10-24-2019 11:11 PM |
Disclose going to be leaving with the All Class Belt. | |
Bork Lazer | 10-24-2019 11:13 PM |
Those two tag matches are going to be the show stealers calling it now. | |
JR's Hat | 10-24-2019 11:18 PM |
Those two tag matches are going to be the show stealers calling it now. "
Agreed. Both of those could easily go either way. I keep changing my mind back and forth about which to pick in the predictions thread. Right now I am leaning towards SedioN and Serac retaining and then helping Mitchy Win. Thus doing what PWC could not. Hold all the gold. @ColePensPerfection " | |
Third Mitchketeer | 10-24-2019 11:23 PM |
You are severely incorrect. Mitchy is walking out with this bad boy. | |
I still BOlieve | 10-24-2019 11:32 PM |
If he wins Gong will be sure to come out and congratulate him...but then this will happens. | |
The Yes Man | 10-24-2019 11:34 PM |
Okay so I used my newly created HFWF: No Mercy to simulate all the results and here is what I got. | |
dave meltzer's informant | 10-24-2019 11:38 PM |
Wow. I have no words. Your pet podiatrist knows a guy who heard this? That's crazy. | |
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