1. This seems like something I would have said back then, but it's hilarious to me now. The older I get, the longer my hair is. I feel like I haven't had legitimately short hair since, well, 2006. Now it'd cover the nameplate on a hockey jersey. I never looked like Dwight, but I think I got a particularly bad haircut that made me look more him now that I think about it. I'm pretty sure that was the last time I ever got my hair cut short. I spent the next ~15 years with Jim's haircut, which was the style at the time.
2. Yeah that was definitely me
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I was a barista for a solid decade or so. *sips coffee*
I started my account for a mock draft when I was a high school freshman. I took Kari Lehtonen #2 for the Penguins. Now I'm older than Mario Lemieux was when I signed up.