GDT: HFBoards GDT: 3/24/2025 | Well I can count to 4 at least.

[eojsmada]

Someone threw an octopus onto the ice in Utah.

Ice crew guy picked it up with his bare hand.

The only way to do it. Although my favorite item thrown on the ice was the sparkly cowboy hat wearing catfish at a Preds game, IIRC, from their 2017 playoff run.

 

[JediOrderPizza]

Avs scared for tomorrow watching this for sure.

 

[eojsmada]

How about 5 goals on 12 shots? Because that's what it is now.

Some serious anti-Corsi in this game.

 

[Czechboy]

How about 5 goals on 12 shots? Because that's what it is now.

I fart on this effort.

 

[Tasteless Beaver]

Utah's save percentage would be higher tonight if they simply switched to Geico

 

[Zirakzigil]

How about 5 goals on 12 shots? Because that's what it is now.

This loss probably drops the hockey club outta the playoff race.

 

[BigDaddyLurch]

Rather pick up a grenade

...didn't you ever go fishing??...same thing picking up a dead fish...not a big deal...

 

[Zirakzigil]

Utah's save percentage would be higher tonight if they simply switched to Geico

I dont think 5min would of saved them 15% or more.

 

[Summer Rose]

Finished as 5 goals on 14 shots. Looks bad, but then you consider that one was an empty net goal and another was an own goal. However, 3 goals on 12 shots also looks bad.

 

[eojsmada]

Whatever animal or vegetable sacrifice Detroit made between the 1st and 2nd periods...they need to bottle it.

 

[Zirakzigil]

...didn't you ever go fishing??...same thing picking up a dead fish...not a big deal...

Grenades dont smell bad. Who knows where that octopus has been.

 

[BigDaddyLurch]

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Grenades dont smell bad. Who knows where that octopus has been.

...my bet; the Ocean...

 

[Zirakzigil]

...my bet; the Ocean...

I dont know how to tell you this... Buuuuuuuuuut Utah aint close to the ocean.

 

[Summer Rose]

Whatever animal or vegetable sacrifice Detroit made between the 1st and 2nd periods...they need to bottle it.

Steve Yzerman is the very model of a modern manager general,
He has information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He knows the kings of Michigan, and will quote the games historical,
From '96 to '97 to 2008 in ascending order categorical.

He's very well acquainted, too, with analytics mathematical,
He understands equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem he's teeming with a lot of news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

 

[BigDaddyLurch]

I dont know how to tell you this... Buuuuuuuuuut Utah aint close to the ocean.

...so that's why it was dressed like The Handmaid's Tale...

 

[leafsfan5]

Vejmelka just ended my fantasy season omg

 

[RedRocking]

Steve Yzerman is the very model of a modern manager general,
He has information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He knows the kings of Michigan, and will quote the games historical,
From '96 to '97 to 2008 in ascending order categorical.

He's very well acquainted, too, with analytics mathematical,
He understands equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem he's teeming with a lot of news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

SR dropping Pirates of Penzance up in here.

It’s about that time of night to shut this thread down!

 

[Summer Rose]

SR dropping Pirates of Penzance up in here.

It’s about that time of night to shut this thread down!

I was in a production of it on three separate occasions (though the first time was a scaled-back version of it for young kids). I couldn't help myself.

 

[eojsmada]

Steve Yzerman is the very model of a modern manager general,
He has information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He knows the kings of Michigan, and will quote the games historical,
From '96 to '97 to 2008 in ascending order categorical.

He's very well acquainted, too, with analytics mathematical,
He understands equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem he's teeming with a lot of news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

Brilliant

 

[BigDaddyLurch]

...so tonight we learned that BJ's and Out Hose cause pot smoking & Sin, just ask the Octopus...

 

[RedRocking]

I was in a production of it on three separate occasions (though the first time was a scaled-back version of it for young kids). I couldn't help myself.

Very cool. I had a friend in grad school who was in the G&S society. So your little rendition made me laugh, lol. Well played dear madame.

 

[Zirakzigil]

...so tonight we learned that BJ's and Out Hose cause pot smoking & Sin, just ask the Octopus...

Put the crack pipe down....

 

[BigDaddyLurch]

Put the crack pipe down....

...just connecting the dots, amigo...this could rival the JFK files...

 

[Zirakzigil]

...just connecting the dots, amigo...this could rival the JFK files...

 

[BigDaddyLurch]

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