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[JC Numminen]

Lmao some of those tweets are absolutely hilarious. I have Neal on my fantasy team and don't even care.

My fav:

That is probably my favorite as well

 

[irunthepeg]

If you could have any super power, how would you use it to hit opponents in the head? #askneal

My favourite

 

[Hammer Slammer]

https://twitter.com/AlexSheltman/statuses/448459617086226432

.@penguins If you opened a bar how cheap would your shots be #AskNeal

 

[Lynk]

I'm dead from these tweets. I was passing out after work tonight and have instantly been revived.

Simply amazing.

"If you could concuss any U.S President, who would it be?"

 

[Romang67]

OMG that is one of my favorite places in the world. It is absolutely gorgeous there, I stayed in a town called Kimball, not too far from the Georgia border.

Yep... Too bad it was snowing so badly that I could barely see the road!

 

[wpgsilver]

The James Neal thing is THE best thing on the internet.

 

[Romang67]

So, the snow made the girl I was gonna stay at in NC unable to go home from work, so I'm staying the night in a Walmart parking lot.

Living the dream!

 

[StronGeer]

So, the snow made the girl I was gonna stay at in NC unable to go home from work, so I'm staying the night in a Walmart parking lot.

Living the dream!

Even the weather is conspiring to prevent you from getting laid.

 

[LadyJet26]

I watched the beginning of the first game in 2011 and I forgot how bad the anthem was. Just terrible.

 

[Howard Chuck]

I'm dead from these tweets. I was passing out after work tonight and have instantly been revived.

Simply amazing.

"If you could concuss any U.S President, who would it be?"

That's the one that made me actually LOL.

 

[Hammer Slammer]

The place below us has bed bugs, so now we have to almost empty our entire ****ing place because of it so they can fumigate our place twice over 10 days.

Luckily I have enough restraint not to stick my foot up both their *****. Definitely going after them for compensation though because this is ridiculous. On top of that they're the most annoying and loud people on the planet.

 

[irunthepeg]

That sucks ass, Hammer. So what, you have to stay somewhere else for those 10 days? That would grind my gears and the restraint you've already shown is probably more than I would show

 

[Hammer Slammer]

That sucks ass, Hammer. So what, you have to stay somewhere else for those 10 days? That would grind my gears and the restraint you've already shown is probably more than I would show

You have to pretty much bag up all your clothes, shoes, linen, bedding into trash bags. So we have about 20 of those now. Still not done.

And then take everything off the walls and move everything a few feet away from them. Argh. It's a smallish apartment so basically we have to pile everything in the middle of every room.

 

[Hank Chinaski]

The place below us has bed bugs, so now we have to almost empty our entire ****ing place because of it so they can fumigate our place twice over 10 days.

Luckily I have enough restraint not to stick my foot up both their *****. Definitely going after them for compensation though because this is ridiculous. On top of that they're the most annoying and loud people on the planet.

Ugh. That sucks.

Annoying, loud, AND bringing bed bugs into your apartment? They sound like winners.

 

[Hammer Slammer]

Ugh. That sucks.

Annoying, loud, AND bringing bed bugs into your apartment? They sound like winners.

The only positive we're taking out of this is that their place has to be fumigated a total of 10 times over the next month or so. I'm secretly hoping they just take off or get evicted. They're one of those couples who argues over everything... and arguing apparently equals screaming.

 

[JC Numminen]

Took in the Wheat Kings vs Pats game 3 tonight. Reminded me why I love WHL hockey so much.

Brandon was down 4-1 mid 1st, and won the game 5-4 in regulation to grab a 3-0 series lead vs 2nd place Regina. Awesome back and forth, chippy hockey all game, lots of goals, and a good time.

I think Winnipeg would love a WHL team.

 

[garret9]

http://games.usvsth3m.com/2048/pavelectricity-edition/

Edit: heh beat it

 

[wpgsilver]

http://games.usvsth3m.com/2048/pavelectricity-edition/

Amazing...
I'll waste all night doing this.

 

[Sweech]

The only positive we're taking out of this is that their place has to be fumigated a total of 10 times over the next month or so. I'm secretly hoping they just take off or get evicted. They're one of those couples who argues over everything... and arguing apparently equals screaming.

I'm one of those people that loves those couples. I get this weird glee from the high pitched vitriolic **** people say to one another. I even love adding to the conversation. It's the kind of entertainment you really can't get from anywhere else.

I wish I could record them because then I'd host an Oscars for the worst couples I've witnessed that year.

 

[Puckatron 3000]

3rd wheel? I know the pain of the 5th wheel. I got invited over to watch a movie I wasn't interested in, only to have my 2 friends flirt the entire night with the girls they had with them. I left 1/2 way through the movie.

Just remembering that night brings me mental anguish.

That's awkward. What you need to do is one up them. Start commentating on their flirting as if it were a sports game.

"Frank busts out a complement play."
"Roxy chuckles meekly, showing a obviously fabricated combination of sexuality and vulnerability."
"Frank returns fire with a sly grin."
"OH! Fumble! Roxy tries to receive it, but her own grin has a hideous piece of yesterday's poutine stuck in her front teeth!"
"Frank tries to recover with a pseudo-intellectual discussion on the merits of farting in South Park."
"It sails right over Roxy's head. Incomplete."
"Frank goes in for the kill, making a move along the far side of the breastal region."
"Roxy straight-arms Frank's rookie maneuver! There's a man down on the field!"
"Both players seem strangely agitated at the commentator. These are obviously not professional players."

... "Oh, sorry, is this making you uncomfortable?"

 

[CorgisPer60]

Your face when someone favourites a tweet of yours.

 

[Howard Chuck]

The place below us has bed bugs, so now we have to almost empty our entire ****ing place because of it so they can fumigate our place twice over 10 days.

Luckily I have enough restraint not to stick my foot up both their *****. Definitely going after them for compensation though because this is ridiculous. On top of that they're the most annoying and loud people on the planet.

Aaarrrrhhgggg!!!! My worst fear!

Good luck with it. At least they recognized the problem early.

 

[ps241]

In Cabo with my wife and two other couples for a quick get away and we happened to overlap with US collage spring break. Pretty entertaining stuff and I definatley don't remember my university experience being remotely close to what these kids are having.

 

[CorgisPer60]

In Cabo with my wife and two other couples for a quick get away and we happened to overlap with US collage spring break. Pretty entertaining stuff and I definatley don't remember my university experience being remotely close to what these kids are having.

 

[LadyJet26]

Poor you Hammer. I feel creepy crawly for you!