HF All-Time Wrestling Draft X Discussion Thread

JackSlater

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Oh damn, I had assumed Jay White was already taken. I don't know much about him but a lot of people here seem to love him.
I was surprised as well. I think he's fine and I've used him before, but his name has been out there a lot lately and usually that bumps someone up.
 
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branimal84

..and that's why I kicked your leg outta your leg.
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All the GMs in the wrestling draft must be pretty.. CRAZIAK

They’re all feeling a little.. LAZIAK

If you ask me, branimal84 is nothing short of.. AMAZIAK

All of you will find out soon enough, when the altered state of reality winds up on..



PLANET STAZIAK.
 

JackSlater

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Ken Raper has been drafted in two different drafts now. I don't know what else to say about it other than that I wish he was alive so that he could be aware of it. There must be decently well known wrestlers who have been drafted once or never.
 

les Habs

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So much talent out there that I just didn’t have room for. Sammy was just sitting there, but couldn’t really do it at this point.
 

JackSlater

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Yeah I really like Guevara. People have soured on him a lot in the last year plus but he's good. Just needs to be use properly.
 

JackSlater

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I am in a lot of pain right now after what happened last year. But all you people want to do is se what I have to say, right? That’s what you want, right? I’ll post… but this is JackSlater posting.

Lot of eyes on this thread, commissioner. Would be a shame if someone said something inappropriate.

I wouldn’t want to embarrass you, man. Speaking of embarrassing, you’ve been DMing me to hash things out for quite some time haven’t you? Well guess what? Too little, too late.

Here’s why – when this draft first started, it was all friends drafting. Everybody was handed a vote, except for me, see, I had to write my own. And boy do I have good typing because I’ve created moment after moment after moment in this draft and I still get no respect.

Nobody is on my level. No one. Everything I draft turns to gold. There is nothing I can’t do.

Every year I come out here, I am not expected to hit home runs, I’m expected to hit grand f***ing slams, and I do that shit on a yearly basis!

See all the other GMs have to settle for being good - I have to be perfect because I’m the only one who is constantly held under a microscope, because I’m the only guy who is capable of carrying this draft on my back, as I have, for years! The only one who can provide the ideas you’ll all :eek::eek::eek::eek: over when you reuse them years later.

It’s funny that I can already hear the furious typing of rebuttals but I see those likes rolling in too. That’s interesting. That’s interesting. Where were you guys last year when you voted the wrong way because you’re illiterate and, frankly, stupid? I’m just curious.

You see the GMs in the back all want my spot so guess what? You want my spot? You can have it because I don’t want to be here anymore.

Now let’s talk about you voters huh? You people call yours voters? You’re not voters, you’re uneducated marks. You sit there on your phones, posting your opinions like they’re worth a damn, let me explain something to you people: you don’t know shit.

Your opinions suck, your opinions change at the drop of a dime and then you pretend that your new opinions match you old opinions, for example: ‘Man, it’s great that JackSlater has great wrestlers in every match with an angle for everyone!’ Really? That’s interesting. Because last time I checked you guys pretended I sucked for a long time and why is that huh? Because actually know how wrestling works, unlike your boys? Because I don’t pretend to watch every indy in California and Japan or pick garbage wrestlers? Because I don’t dump a card as lazily as possible with no variety or heat? Because I put thought into styles matching? Because I don’t pick a free agent at the first possible moment? What is it? Because I’m not chasing star rating guys? What is it?

How could I possibly be the best? Well news flash – I am the best! I’m the best in the world! Because I’m the only guy who gives you new shit that is good and unlike all those other GMs, I don’t have to trawl through reddit to see what’s hot right now.

I am a generational talent and you people consistently take me for granted but it’s not just you. It’s the big man in the back too.

Here’s something you guys can’t take for granted, here’s something he doesn’t want you to know. Do you guys know whose matchup threads get the most views? Nope, you wish. It’s me. It’s me. And if you don’t believe me, ask GM boy in the back and see what he’s got to say but whatever you do don’t ask him to vote for the guy who’s been carrying the draft since day one! No, no, no, no, make sure he hoards all those votes. Make sure he hoards all those votes so he can vote for all the repetitive, mindless shit for yet another year!

Hey commissioner, would you treat me better if I were matching up generic indy darling vs generic indy darling like everyone else? What about old timer no one actually watches vs old timer no one actually watches? See maybe you don’t get it man, here’s the problem with you commissioner: you got a position of power in a wrestling draft, when the only position that you should be assuming is behind your computer screen looking up all the good wrestlers you only pretend to have heard of.

I don’t want to wait until 2024, but you won’t listen to me so allow me to make it a little easier for you: Commissioner, I want you to ban me. Don’t cry to mods to get my post taken down! You piece of shit! Flag it for your ass!

HandsomeHollywood, look at me – I want you to ban me. You f***ing mark, ban me! Ban me! Ban me!
 

GKJ

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Yeah I really like Guevara. People have soured on him a lot in the last year plus but he's good. Just needs to be use properly.
I’ll be honest, I have no idea what I’m doing there. I saw him and grabbed him.
 

CHGoalie27

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Cheers to all my Boston friends here this morning. I felt what you do around this same time last year. Love Patrice forever, a first ballot hall of famer. He was key in my weekly spankings of the OBC in the fantasy leagues before I made them tap out!
 
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HandsomeHollywood

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Now that it's been 5 days of free agency I think we should start at least discussing the wrap up of picking. In the past we end up doing a free for all day to close it out depending on how many are still picking.
I know I'll want in on the free for all day, but how many people here are still picking, or have a fair amount left to pick?
 
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BruinDust

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In 2021 we did the free-for-all day on Day 10 of free agency, which if repeated, would put out free-for-all day on Friday. I'd rather get the free-for-all done during the weekdays if possible and would be down for a Friday Free-For-All.
 

Megahab

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Now that it's been 5 days of free agency I think we should start at least discussing the wrap up of picking. In the past we end up doing a free for all day to close it out depending on how many are still picking.
I know I'll want in on the free for all day, but how many people here are still picking, or have a fair amount left to pick?
I think I just want 6-8 more people.
 

JackSlater

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Now that it's been 5 days of free agency I think we should start at least discussing the wrap up of picking. In the past we end up doing a free for all day to close it out depending on how many are still picking.
I know I'll want in on the free for all day, but how many people here are still picking, or have a fair amount left to pick?
I have a lot more to draft.
 

BruinDust

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Any more thoughts on the timing of the free-for-all? I'm getting pretty close to done picking.
 

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