Have u Guy`s heard about that new Bug goin`g around

[Jiminy Cricket]

I THINK I GOT THE BUG GANG.......

*COUGH COUGH*

LUNG`S ARE A MESS... CAN`T STOP COFFING......

THIS BUG IS GOBBLING ME UP

*COUGH COUGH*

SEE U ON THE OTHER SIDE......................

*COUGH COUGH COUGH*

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

1 thing I Werry about with this Virus is wat will Happen 2 M `n` M`s? Cuz if There closin`g everythin`g down Wat if they can`t make M&M`s no more witch would be Very bad for the AnConomy because people need 2 Gobble up there M`n`M`s...

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

1 thing I`m Werry`d about with the CoronaVirus witch is Wat will happen 2 the Bat`s? I`m very Werry`d about the Bat`s because there Dealin`g with this Virus as well `n` I Think we should Help the Bat`s `n` Work on an Cure for the Bat`s.

 

[JMCx4]

Don't Werry, Jiminy, the Chinese have already found a cure for the bats. They eat them. Bon appetit.

 

[HisIceness]

God save the M&M's.

 

[Vertain]

Food for thought Jiminy, food for thought.

 

[Chonged]

So now, nobody I know is sick, nobody in the town is sick, everybody is thirsty and they closed down all the joints. This is messed up. Tellin me I am not even allowed to Auction anymore until after Jesus comes back. I am never buying another Corona again. This virus is stupid.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

You can call it a germ. You can call it a flu. You can call it a virus. You can call it many different names. I'm not sure anybody even knows what it is.

 

[Bumpus]

It’s the end of the world. Jiminy is spelling words correctly.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Alot of people are Sayin`g 2 wash ur Hand`s but Folk`s, it is Very important 2 WASH UR FEET. 99.9% of Germ`s spread thru the feet `n` Virus`s will literally Gobble them up if u Don`t wash them.. I Will not even Lick my Wive`s feet anymore Unless they`re Washed first. Folk`s, WASH YOU`RE FEET.

 

[Bones Malone]

Everybody warsh your hands

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Here`s wat I Would do about This bug witch is u Know how Some peeple have AntiBody`s witch Gobble up the Virus up so I Would take some of those AntiBody`s and Package them in2 a New virus witch would be like Norton AntiVirus because it would have AntiBody`s that Gobble up the Original Virus so I Would make this new Norton AntiVirus `n` Literally SPREAD IT AROUND AND HAVE IT GOBBLING UP THE VIRUS so u Would literally have CoronaVirus `n` Norton AntiVirus S`preadin`g around in A Epic Baddle `n` we All know whom Would win that Baddle...

 

[rent free]

What's a bug

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

'COVID toes' might be the latest unusual sign that people are infected with the novel coronavirus

I f***ING WARN`D U GUY`S 2 WASH UR f***IN`G FEET `N` NOW LOOK WAT`S HAPPENIN`G, YOUR GETTIN`G COVID TOE`S BECAUSE U DIDN`T WASH THEM, U WERE WARN`D, I`M NOW WASHIN`G MINE EVERY 15 MINUTE`S `N` DOUBLIN`G UP ON SOCK`S, NO FOOT COMPETITION`S FOR 18 MONTH`S.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I'm the governor of a major state. I won't say which one, but we've been getting hit pretty hard lately. This virus is no joke. Stay safe out there, gang.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

They Say this is the Worst bug in Year`s, but i DisAnGree. Do u Guy`s Rember the West Nile Virus back in 1999, that was a Bad Bad Bug. That Bug Was Gobblin`g folk`s up, `n` they never Did find a cure. So this Current bug is Bad but to me, The west Mile virus will allway`s be the #1 Bug.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

1 thing I Werry about with this Virus is wat will Happen 2 M `n` M`s? Cuz if There closin`g everythin`g down Wat if they can`t make M&M`s no more witch would be Very bad for the AnConomy because people need 2 Gobble up there M`n`M`s...

My Buddy Laser work`s @ the M and M factory. `n` 1 thing He Learn`d about M and M`s during this Virus witch is that, People Love there M and M`s. Thruout the entire Virus, there was No Reduction in M and M`s. My Buddy Laser work`s @ the M+M factory `n` love`s 2 take off his Shoe`s `n` Sock`s `n` Stamp his Stinky Stinky Feet all over the M`n`M`s. So the Nex`t time u Open ur Bag of M+M`s, u May be Catching a Wiff of Laser`s Feet.

Fun Fact: My Buddy Laser also work`d at Best Buy for over 6 Year`s.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

My Buddy Laser work`s @ the M and M factory. `n` 1 thing He Learn`d about M and M`s during this Virus witch is that, People Love there M and M`s. Thruout the entire Virus, there was No Reduction in M and M`s. My Buddy Laser work`s @ the M+M factory `n` love`s 2 take off his Shoe`s `n` Sock`s `n` Stamp his Stinky Stinky Feet all over the M`n`M`s. So the Nex`t time u Open ur Bag of M+M`s, u May be Catching a Wiff of Laser`s Feet.

Fun Fact: My Buddy Laser also work`d at Best Buy for over 6 Year`s.

My Buddy Cracker Jack work`s at Sear`s `n` he say`s the Same thing. He say`s M `n` M`s is selling Like crazy, there flying off the shelve`s. So u Know M`n`M`s is Selling like Hot Cake`s, because Cracker Jack `n` Laser can never AnGree on anything.

 

[LarryFisherman]

My Buddy Cracker Jack work`s at Sear`s `n` he say`s the Same thing. He say`s M `n` M`s is selling Like crazy, there flying off the shelve`s. So u Know M`n`M`s is Selling like Hot Cake`s, because Cracker Jack `n` Laser can never AnGree on anything.

when was the last time you had sex @Jiminy Cricket

 

[John Price]

why isn't lebrobabole getting the vaccine

he and schorder are the only ones opting out!!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Good on LeBoingBrong for not being a sheep.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Stay Safe out there Folk`s. This is a Real, Honest to Gosh Virus. So Let`s talk about the elephant in the Rewm. 99.9% of Folk`s getting kill`d are OBESE. So this is Gosh`s way of telling u 2 loose some f***in`g Wait. Lose the Wait, or Lose you`re Life.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Stay Safe out there Folk`s. This is a Real, Honest to Gosh Virus. So Let`s talk about the elephant in the Rewm. 99.9% of Folk`s getting kill`d are OBESE. So this is Gosh`s way of telling u 2 loose some f***in`g Wait. Lose the Wait, or Lose you`re Life.

Does your wife know this???

#RestInPizza