The good news: Mike Sullivan becomes the new head coach of the New York Rangers!!!!
The bad news: David Quinn becomes the new head coach of the Pittsburgh Penguins!!!!
The bad news isn't so bad as long as the plan is to tank in the near future and then hire a coach who ISN'T a proven failure, when the team is ready to stop tanking. But FSG/Dubas will never admit to tanking on purpose because, ya know, gotta have butts in those seats at PPG even if you have to basically give away the tickets (it's about optics, not necessarily revenue) and even if those butts are doing nothing but twiddling the 3 hours away on their iPhones.
Plus, FSG/Dubas aren't smart enough anyway to actually bite the bullet and do the right thing.
The bad news: David Quinn becomes the new head coach of the Pittsburgh Penguins!!!!
The bad news isn't so bad as long as the plan is to tank in the near future and then hire a coach who ISN'T a proven failure, when the team is ready to stop tanking. But FSG/Dubas will never admit to tanking on purpose because, ya know, gotta have butts in those seats at PPG even if you have to basically give away the tickets (it's about optics, not necessarily revenue) and even if those butts are doing nothing but twiddling the 3 hours away on their iPhones.
Plus, FSG/Dubas aren't smart enough anyway to actually bite the bullet and do the right thing.