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[AlainVigneaultsGum]

Food poisoning might actually be legitimate lmao

If JT ends up not going anywhere, food poisoning is gonna be a central meme of Canucks fan lore for years.

 

[ihaveyuidonttouchme]

or two brothers on a same pairing d

 

[RobertKron]

Food poisoning might actually be legitimate lmao

if you have food poisoning for three days I think you’re supposed to go to the hospital

 

[Just A Bit Outside]

I played around with combining JT Miller's headshot with Grumpy Cat's using AI
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... and here's what I got:
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Yeesh... Sorry for sharing but I felt like I needed to like in Ringu lest that thing comes through my screen.

This is the stuff of nightmares.

 

[wonton15]

Food poisoning might actually be legitimate lmao

It would be the most Canucks thing if he is actually shitting his brains out, ends up sitting Tuesday due to it, and stays here the rest the season

 

[ephmrl]

if you have food poisoning for three days I think you’re supposed to go to the hospital

Maybe he's had food poisoning since September

 

[Nuckles]

if you have food poisoning for three days I think you’re supposed to go to the hospital

A common misconception about food poisoning is that it doesn't always happen immediately. It often starts 1-3 days after you ate the suspect food.

 

[RobertKron]

Maybe he's had food poisoning since September

Hughes is scheming to get that top six centre spot

A common misconception about food poisoning is that it doesn't always happen immediately. It often starts 1-3 days after you ate the suspect food.

Pretty sure that’s just something I say when I get sick after I eat something that was obviously going to make me sick

 

[arttk]

The Stastny brothers played on the same line for 4 years.

The older ones right?

A common misconception about food poisoning is that it doesn't always happen immediately. It often starts 1-3 days after you ate the suspect food.

Have some bad shellfish and I guarantee you’ll be feeling death in like 1 hour.
Actually ate some bad lamb for dinner years ago and within 2 hours I was in the ER in VGH.

 

[wonton15]

Tocchet is also not at the Dice and Ice apparently, lol

 

[VanillaCoke]

Pretty sure that’s just something I say when I get sick after I eat something that was obviously going to make me sick

We've all had those two doritos locos tacos & a crunchwrap supreme combo days ..

 

[sting101]

Kinda interesting how there has never been a 3 bro LW, RW, C combo in the NHL. How cool would that be

 

[RobertKron]

Tocchet is also not at the Dice and Ice apparently, lol

Yeah I don’t know if that’s the guy you want at your team’s gambling event.

 

[LemonSauceD]

Tocchet is also not at the Dice and Ice apparently, lol

He’s busy running his secret sportsbook ring.

 

[Szechwan]

It would be the most Canucks thing if he is actually shitting his brains out, ends up sitting Tuesday due to it, and stays here the rest the season

The most Canucks thing ever would actually be missing the start of the 3rd period because he was shitting his brains out in the locker room, but yours is a close second.

 

[RobertKron]

He’s busy running his secret sportsbook ring.

Probably didn’t go because he was worried Wayner might think he was cutting him out of a new endeavor.

 

[Orr4Norris]

If JT ends up not going anywhere, food poisoning is gonna be a central meme of Canucks fan lore for years.

Probably Noro which is running rampant in the lower mainland right now.

 

[Kryten]

The most Canucks thing ever would actually be missing the start of the 3rd period because he was shitting his brains out in the locker room, but yours is a close second.

It was OT wasnt it?

Probably Noro which is running rampant in the lower mainland right now.

Its/something similar has been running rampant in the Koots for at least 2 months as well

 

[MS]

According to reports, the Canucks were looking at getting Adam Sýkora, Bo Groulx, and Jaroslav Chmelař. Sýkora is probably the best out of the bunch.

There are also rumors that the Canucks could receive Lafrenière and a 1st-round pick in the deal as well.

Let’s use this as a baseline.

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RANGERS:

• Young player with potential: Lafrenière
• 1st-round draft pick: Late
• 2 C-rated prospects
• 1 B-rated prospect

Those three prospects are worth barely more than a bag of pucks.

 

[Vector]

The older ones right?

Yeah. Paul and Yan's dad was Peter. Their uncles were Anton and Marian. All three played on a line together for the Nordiques.

It was OT wasnt it?

Was the start of the first OT. Dany Sabourin came out and Luongo was nowhere in sight. Dave Nonis had the most shocked look on his face. My roommate joked that Luongo had to take a big dump and then there was the live feed of him leaving the bathroom. My roomate laughed for about 20 minutes straight.

 

[Vector]

Those three prospects are worth barely more than a bag of pucks.

Groulx isn't even a prospect. Sykora is basically Klimovich from 2 seasons ago but without the physical traits.

 

[Just A Bit Outside]

JT update:

 

[Just A Bit Outside]

Food poisoning might actually be legitimate lmao

Jesus.

Aquaman so pissed with what’s happening he’s trying to take everyone out.

 

[xtr3m]

Regardless of what's happening with Miller and if he gets traded, I'm still going to be a huge fan wherever he goes. Miller was/is awesome.

The arena will chant J. T. MILLER! when he inevitably scores on us.

 

[Vector]