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[Szechwan]

"Where is JT?"
"He has food poisoning because we poisoned his food"

 

[theguardianII]

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Photo: Luke Hughes (left), Quinn Hughes (center), Jack Hughes (right) pose for a photo.

Isn't that remarkable Quinn is supposed to be the same height as Jack.

 

[ephmrl]

It can't happen but the trio of Miller, Boeser his line mate and Garland his buddy to one team.

Only two teams that would qualify for that kind of deal, Chicago and Buffalo with a very outside chance of Utah.

Ignoring the logistics of making a trade like that, Miller would never in a million years waive to go to any of those teams.

 

[AlainVigneaultsGum]

Imagine if that was how a trade actually broke - Rutherford getting loaded at a team charity event and openly blabbing it to fans.

Whatever the reason for Miller’s absence, it’s understandable. We still don’t really know the extent of what he’s had to work through. I don’t hold any malice for him and hope he’s doing well. I’m dreading a trade, but also hope if it happens it serves as a fresh slate for him and - hopefully - a momentum boost for us.

Shades of Gillis getting shitfaced during the Finals and bragging that he built a winner

 

[RobertKron]

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Photo: Luke Hughes (left), Quinn Hughes (center), Jack Hughes (right) pose for a photo.

WERE IN f***IN BUSINESS! JT WHO??

 

[Vector]

Think term is best, but it’ll cost

It’s a bit of a hard question to answer since there are so few clear sellers. Connor Murphy on the Blackhawks and maybe Mike Matheson on the Canadiens. I would be surprised if the Sharks didn’t trade either Walman or Ferraro.

 

[theguardianII]

Shades of Gillis getting shitfaced during the Finals and bragging that he built a winner

You'll be lucky to see another cup final if one happens in another 12 years.
There are only 3 GM's that can say that.

 

[Vector]

Isn't that remarkable Quinn is supposed to be the same height as Jack.

At no point has anyone ever believed this.

 

[LemonSauceD]

I don't wanna trade Miller but I'd do that deal.

But I'm also a fan of Laf and I know some aren't.

Well at least I don’t have the change my profile picture for the foreseeable future.

See here’s the thing with Lafreniere. I looked at his hockeydb and I had some sort schizophrenic response, and I’m not schizophrenic. I just couldn’t read his face. He looked devoid of any sort of natural human expression or characteristics. He’s the most bland, plain, non specific looking person I’ve ever seen. I had to make an edit of his photo just to give him some sort of human perspective. That’s why he’s my profile picture.

 

[RobertKron]

Isn't that remarkable Quinn is supposed to be the same height as Jack.

Quinn is listed as shorter than Jack

 

[Kryten]

At no point has anyone ever believed this.

Can you make a bot that responds this to every post of theirs?

 

[LemonSauceD]

WERE IN f***IN BUSINESS! JT WHO??

Bah gawd, that’s Izzy Goodenough’s music!!!

 

[Three On Zero]

It’s a bit of a hard question to answer since there are so few clear sellers. Connor Murphy on the Blackhawks and maybe Mike Matheson on the Canadiens. I would be surprised if the Sharks didn’t trade either Walman or Ferraro.

The team also doesn’t have a direction at the moment, so it muddies the water. Hopefully a decision is made sooner than later and we understand what to expect.

 

[RobertKron]

Bah gawd, that’s Izzy Goodenough’s music!!!

ITS ABOUT TIME THEY RETURN HUGHES TO HIS NATURAL POSITION AT CENTRE I DID MY OWN RESEARCH

 

[arttk]

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Photo: Luke Hughes (left), Quinn Hughes (center), Jack Hughes (right) pose for a photo.

f*** he’s a center all along, there is also a giant C on his jersey.

 

[Szechwan]

ITS ABOUT TIME THEY RETURN HUGHES TO HIS NATURAL POSITION AT CENTRE I DID MY OWN RESEARCH

I hope Aquillini is doing his job for once and already has the Quinn cloning process underway

 

[AlainVigneaultsGum]

f*** he’s a center all along, there is also a giant C on his jersey.

Two, actually. One's a whale.

 

[RobertKron]

f*** he’s a center all along, there is also a giant C on his jersey.

That was an effort to appease him but he demanded they trade one of Pettersson or Miller so he could return to his natural position

Two, actually. One's a whale.

I see you are a scientist as well

 

[arttk]

ITS ABOUT TIME THEY RETURN HUGHES TO HIS NATURAL POSITION AT CENTRE I DID MY OWN RESEARCH

Kinda interesting how there has never been a 3 bro LW, RW, C combo in the NHL. How cool would that be

 

[AlainVigneaultsGum]

That was an effort to appease him but he demanded they trade one of Pettersson or Miller so he could return to his natural position

No wonder he had Bruce shitcanned. The person who told him to play Quinn at center was Quinn.

 

[RobertKron]

I hope Aquillini is doing his job for once and already has the Quinn cloning process underway

I saw a bunch of migrant farmers being scammed just the other day so you can rest assured that Aquilini is hard at work

No wonder he had Bruce shitcanned. The person who told him to play Quinn at center was Quinn.

IF AVSGUM FALLS OUT A WINDOW TOMORROW EVERYONE STOP HUGHES FROM LEAVING THE COUNTRY

 

[Nuckles]

Food poisoning might actually be legitimate lmao

 

[Vector]

Kinda interesting how there has never been a 3 bro LW, RW, C combo in the NHL. How cool would that be

The Stastny brothers played on the same line for 4 years.

 

[LemonSauceD]

Never forget

Post in thread 'Canucks News, Rumours, & Fantasy GM | Part 5'

Jun 14, 2023

Unless he's a centre who never takes face-offs, I stand by that he's never played centre.

2017-18 : 60GP 12 FO
2018-19 : 61GP 53 FO
2019-20 : 52GP 39 FO

Position Listed: LW

So, Gargamel, he's not a centre.

Oops you did it again:

Rangers' Alexis Lafreniere, centre, celebrates with teammates after scoring the game-winning goal in a 3-1 win over the Canadiens in Montreal on Saturday. (Graham Hughes/The Canadian Press)

https://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/nhl-montreal-canadiens-new-york-rangers-recap-oct-16-1.6214118

• Izzy Goodenough

• 

 

[CanucksSayEh]

McDavids fault

Miller ate his lunch.