World Cup: Group D: Turkiye vs. Paraguay, 6/19/2026

[cgf]

Hey, that's where I liv....

So you’ve met the locals?

 

[Summer Rose]

What a miss!

 

[TMLeafer]

Lmao turkiye can't score

 

[Live in the Now]

There’s no way.

 

[NyQuil]

Man, Turkey with no real ideas.

I assume they'll tie it up in the 89th minute or something.

So close!

 

[Shocker]

"Oh no, you pushed me from the back, oh nooo, i'm also cramping, oh nooo"

 

[koyvoo]

The hole of the law.

That’s actually the law of the hole

 

[Cloned]

Gul is the worst striker I’ve ever seen lol

 

[Sweetnut]

Finally they hit the net!

 

[Bozo Nicholson]

Justice for Türkiye Girl!

 

[TheMoreYouKnow]

It's Nordrhein-Westfalen guys or just NRW. I once had a girlfriend who lived in Dortmund. That is not a nice city at all.

 

[Summer Rose]

Finally they hit the net!

Someone should tell them that it's supposed to go between the posts.

 

[koyvoo]

Justice for Türkiye Girl!

 

[NyQuil]

So you’ve met the locals?

I lived in Bonn for 3 years.

But I used to play hockey against Essen (Fressen) all the time.

 

[Bozo Nicholson]

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10/10

 

[Carlzner]

It's hilarious how often the Paraguayans are just laying down

 

[NyQuil]

It's hilarious how often the Paraguayans are just laying down

It's time for a little time wasting mastery.

 

[Summer Rose]

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All your base are belong to us.

 

[cgf]

Not Derwall. The point stands. Very, very few have had successful managerial runs on that level. Do you envision Nagelsmann going deeper in more tournaments than Low did?

Derwall won his first tourney, reached the final in his second and bombed out at his third, is that a worse run than Jogi needing how many tries to win his first?

No, Nagelsmann is too good to remain a NT coach for as long as Jogi did.

 

[Shocker]

It's hilarious how often the Paraguayans are just laying down

They're really cramping out there in this sweltering heat that Paraguayns have never felt before

 

[NyQuil]

Miguel Almirón is going to owe a lot of guys a lot of beers.

 

[NyQuil]

And he's dead.

Just once, I want to see the losing manager lose it and just run out on to the field and haul the guy up.

"You're fine! YOU'RE FINE! EVERYONE KNOWS IT!"

 

[Summer Rose]

They're really cramping out there in this sweltering heat that Paraguayns have never felt before

It's only 11C in Asuncion!

 

[Live in the Now]

Shithouse haramball possibly even do a racism and still win

 

[Sweetnut]

Oh yeah, well I bet you think that four times three is twelve.

That is clearly nineteen!