Things I learned from the Nucks thread tonight:
They don't even know who Holloway is. "That player" can't walk through our whole team. Imagine a team with half a dozen pretenders in their lineup that they boost up as if they're some kind of thing and they describe Holloway as "that bum" Well, the bum scored a nicer goal than I've seen from a Canuck all playoffs.
Most posts there are one line if that. A single thought, a goldfish thought, ever changing.
Nuck humor is conjunctions that involve Taking McDavid, or Draisaitl name and merging it with cry. Oh the irony. Thats when they're not busy spelling coilers.
Most common flame is "Alberdum" Such wit!
It really is like grade school over there. Didn't see one post that is actually an expanded set of thoughts like a paragraph.
"Petey and Jane went up the hill and they didn't do anything else the rest of the f***ing game" "Humpty Hughes fell off the wall and they couldn't put him back together again"
Each player on the Nucks is either adored or hated all at the same time.
In the same pages posters are saying what are these asshats doing, WTF is going on followed by "I love this team so much"
The bandwagon over there is seconds long.
One post was funny: "Its a good thing Hughes has been such dogshit, he's taking some of the attention away from Petey" Well, that isn't really that good is it?