Post-Game Talk: GM 66 | Canucks def. Hawks | 6-2 (Hughes, Myers, Garland, EP40, Suter, Aman) | I’m blind, I’m deaf, I wanna be a ref!

[Chairman Maouth]

If I like a post is it going to break HF?

 

[Grip it N RYP it]

Myers responds again with a goal, after returning from an injury.

 

[valkynax]

Job's not done, gotta continue to cook these despicable bastards.

 

[cc]

The fastest period in recent memory

 

[Bgav]

You know Sportsnet is pissed about this period

We are going to be hit with so many commercial breaks in the next two

That’s not how it works

 

[JumpierPegasus]

That’s not how it works

They're about to change the rules pal

 

[kanucks25]

Good job possession wise but just way too much reluctance and hesitancy in the offensive zone. Most players just look so doubleminded every time they have the puck.

Also Chytil's hockey IQ is troubling.

 

[AlainVigneaultsGum]

When's the last time we had a period without a commercial?

 

[Zippgunn]

He looks pretty scrambly right now, hopefully he can calm down and do this

He looks a bit jittery but then this is kind of a make or break game for him. So far so good. One thing is for sure; he's always exciting!

 

[Chairman Maouth]

Oh, man. There's an Olli Jokinen emoji now. That's why HF was down so long.

 

[Kryten]

If I like a post is it going to break HF?

A wild Chairman appears whenever Myers scores a goal

 

[kanucks25]

Oh great more analysis from Gagzdic, thanks Sportsnet.

 

[Phrasing]

Oh, man. There's an Olli Jokinen emoji now. That's why HF was down so long.

That was there before no?

 

[vadim sharifijanov]

Also Chytil's hockey IQ is troubling.

i wonder what mik is thinking. you paid to dump me but as the second piece in the miller trade took back this other fast hands of stone guy?

 

[Chairman Maouth]

A wild Chairman appears whenever Myers scores a goal

Coincidentally, I also show up when the Canucks play.

 

[AlainVigneaultsGum]

Oh great more analysis from Gagzdic, thanks Sportsnet.

Fuk gas dick buttman boy on tv

 

[Chairman Maouth]

That was there before no?

If so I never noticed. It's on the quick emoji list now at the bottom of every post. So is turkey girl!

 

[bbud]

Great period. Not a fan of only 4 shots but if they play like that all game it’s not really that important

They carried play shots not getting through but attempts were there

 

[Just A Bit Outside]

Good job possession wise but just way too much reluctance and hesitancy in the offensive zone. Most players just look so doubleminded every time they have the puck.

Also Chytil's hockey IQ is troubling.

There’s a reason he’s paid under $5M per.

 

[Canucker]

Commercials or Gazdick? I’ll take commercials please.

 

[bbud]

Commercials or Gazdick? I’ll take commercials please.

I muted don't give a fook to hear gasbag or hrudy

 

[Kryten]

Coincidentally, I also show up when the Canucks play.

Now if we could also get the Canucks to show up when they play we’d be golden

 

[Canucks LB]

Hughes, you better not leave us man, my heart can’t take it

 

[valkynax]

Gonna drive my wife to the airport in about an hour. She's visiting her parents in Vietnam for 3 months.

I've been wearing a Taoist amulet made of obsidian stone for several years, gonna give that to her at the airport and hope that it will keep her safe.

No I'm not going to cry. Even if I did, none of you gentlemen will be around to prove that I cried.

 

[Chairman Maouth]

Ron McLean needs to retire. He's killed puns forever.